ejaculaTe
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I find it both pathetic and hilarious how easy it is to get guys to do what i want. The new pig is hooked on t especially if slammed or drinking my t piss
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I'd guess your animal charisma had something to do with the moral corruption of the lad....
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24 HOUR VOTING POLL TO LET U CHOOSE WHAT HAPPENS TO MICHAEL.
🐖 = slam
❤ = chained up
Up vote = let a random fuck him
YOU DECIDE LADS!!!
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<pig> (icon doesn't show up on my Mac)
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Poor Michael was stuck in lockdown for Christmas and was feeling lonely and vulnerable. Invited him to spend Christmas at mine at the last minute so he won't be able to get his Prep refill over the holidays. Spent the first 2 days being tender and acting like the perfect bf material and painting a perfect picture of us. Then I privately messaged a few random sluts to come around so michael can see me breed them in front of him.
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Am I the only one who feels like he sabotages himself? I decided that I want to be a no loads refused bottom and swore I was going to take as many dicks in a day as I can. I'm actually having LESS sex now than I was before.
Ugh 💩
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Spent my Tuesday working from home and fooling around on Grindr.
Ended up breeding four guys. Does that make me employee of the month?
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Sssssooooo ... yeah.
I've decided to bite the bullet and send in a model application for Stocky Dudes. I may also send one in for Hairy Adult Modeling as one of their clients/affiliates is Bear Films, as there's a possibility I may fit their demographic as well.
That said, I'm still working on my body [down four pounds and 1.5% body fat since last check-in], and assuming [hoping, really] I'm accepted by but not under an exclusivity contract for either of the aforementioned studios, I may well apply for Treasure Island Media once I'm a bit more toned.
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Alright: it's Saturday afternoon/evening, I'm cleaned up and cleaned out, I have some money in my wallet, and I've got a full tank of gas in the car.
Time to see what kind of trouble I can get into.
Wish me luck!
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Public Service Announcement
Never sneeze when:
[1] your ass is loaded with cum,
[2] you're wearing khaki linen shorts, and
[3] you're in the middle of a grocery storeLuckily I got out of there before it started leaking through, but there was a definite *splat* in the the kitchen of my apartment when I finally got home.
All I can say is thank heavens my roommate had already left for work.
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I knew this day would come as my brother is asking me about the effects of GHB & Meth when having sex.
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For whatever it's worth, take a look at drugs-forum.com; the website covers a vast assortment of substances, and the general theme is harm reduction. And tweaker.org is excellent about meth use, sex and meth, etc. Your brother might think you're holding information -- or him -- back. Pointing him in the direction of these two websites might help. And in any event, good luck...
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That awkward moment when you arrive for a hookup and find out it's a former co-worker with whom you share a mutual -- and well-substantiated -- loathing.
To clarify: it's understandable that we did not recognize one another over the app, as we last worked together about five years ago, and our respective appearances have changed in that time, but once we heard one another's voices? Yeah ...
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@rawloadstaken: the upvote, if there was any doubt, is for taking your co-worker at the time to HR (in your response to Chargedup).
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On the 19th, I go in for a colonoscopy. Ugh.
On the bright side, that means that I will be completely empty on the evening of both the 18th and the 19th.
What to do ... what to do ...
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@rawloadstaken: I knew exactly what the “like” meant, but thanks for caring enough to remove any ambiguity.
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On the 19th, I go in for a colonoscopy. Ugh.
On the bright side, that means that I will be completely empty on the evening of both the 18th and the 19th.
What to do ... what to do ...
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Just thought of something else, prompted by a conversation with my housemate a few weeks ago. The usual anesthesia is propofol. Propofol and meth, amphetamines, and similar substances (for example, Adderall) don’t mix well. If you’ve been scheduled for one of these things, you need to stop partying at least 5 days before the procedure.
What happens if you’ve been partying too close to the procedure date? Alas, Housemate, who administers anesthesia for a living, lost a patient last month. The 9 year old was to have his tonsils removed in a day surgery center. His mom had failed to put on the boy’s medical history that he was taking Adderall for ADHD. The boy flatlined before Housemate had pushed half of the propofol in the IV line; the boy couldn’t be resuscitated. It was a long drive home that afternoon.
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On the 19th, I go in for a colonoscopy. Ugh.
On the bright side, that means that I will be completely empty on the evening of both the 18th and the 19th.
What to do ... what to do ...
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Obviously, I know nothing of your medical history. But having had a colonoscopy 3 months ago, I can offer these observations... 1. You will be unable to leave the house the evening of the 18th. If you're doing the Dulcolax / Gavilyte-N regime for prep, you won't even want to be very far from the bathroom in your house. 2. There are no secrets from your gastroenterologist (or whoever is doing the exam). Even if you could get out of the house on the evening of the 18th, any loads deposited would be quite apparent as would any sign of recent penetrative activity (my favorite euphemism). 3. The whole thing is far less gruesome than folks imagine. 4. Apple juice or white grape juice, the usual things you're told to drink during the prep, can be pretty tiresome after awhile. I drank lots of lemonade. And no milk or cream in your coffee, by the way (which didn't upset me since I have my coffee black). 5. It really is important to drink lots of water, etc. during the prep. You'll be rather amazed at how much fluid you can excrete, and dehydration can occur before you know it. 6. You might feel ambitious enough to go out on the 19th. I was rather tired, having been up rather late the previous night (for obvious reasons). Good luck....
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Two loads today: a HUGE load from a huge ass-splitter at Peeps Too, and a second big load from a smaller cock at Imagine That in Bend.
The one at Peeps was kinda funny: I could barely get my mouth around him, and he grinned and asked "anal?"
I think i had him in my ass before he finished the word.
I kept his load in me during the whole drive, and that was enough lube for the second guy four hours later.
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I'm beginning to wonder if I should change my UN to reflect more of a versatile attitude. Considering I'm topping > 50% of the time anymore, I think it's a bit disingenuous to refer to myself as a bottom.
Then again, I suppose versatile bottom would be a reasonable change. I mean, I still love hot throbbing cocks up my ass, plowing me and blowing their loads into my guts, it's just that I'm also enjoying breeding and seeding the asses offered, and I'm liking some of the head I've been getting. -
Wish me luck: if all goes well, I'll have a thick-dicked total top at my place around 6:30 Thursday morning, and he'll hopefully be buried in my ass by 6:45.
He asked me if I wanted him to come inside me.
Hm. I'm chatting with him on a bareback site, my profile photo is a cummy ass, and my chat handle is rawloadtaken.
I'd take that as a yes.
