Spunkinmyarse

Although it’s not on your list, there is a hotel in London which has gained quite a reputation for hosting cumdump sessions… and London is an easy train ride from Brussels- if you check out the ‘London’ section on here, you’ll come across it and will be able to judge for yourself whether it suites your needs.

If you’re sitting there masturbating your cock (like you say), then you’re sending out ‘top’ vibes. In fact, if you’re sitting down at all, you’re essentially making your arse inaccessible and telling the world, “I’m not looking to get fucked right row”. At the very least, you need to get up and walk around, preferably in a jock as others have said, which will highlight your arse while at the same time sending out the message that your cock is somewhat off limits. And yeah, bend over. There’s that small table in the backroom of the Bull which is perfect for that: you don’t have to prostrate yourself over it like some bottoms do, but I can guarantee if you put your hands on it, lean over and stick your arse out, tops will get the message and you will get fucked.

Yes, the current mayor of London happens to be a muslim, just as the current UK prime minister happens to be a hindu. For now, religion plays little part in British politics- but that is something we should not take for granted and we must remain vigilant.

I guess he’s talking about the pro-Palestinian marches that have been taking place in London every Saturday. There’s been some controversy recently, because the police have been accused coming down too hard on any kind of counter-protest, presumably in the name of “keeping the peace”.

Oh, I forgot to mention- the other advantage of doing Hampstead Heath on the Friday night is that the night tube will be operating, ie: the London Underground runs 24 hours a day on certain lines. The line you will need to use to get to HH is the Northern Line, and that’s one of the ones that runs all night at weekends, so you shouldn’t have any difficulty getting back.

If I were in your shoes I’d probably do this: Weds: naked night at Bunker bar, 6:00-10:00pm, then back to St. Giles to see if I could score more loads there. Thurs: naked night at Vault is a must- get there 6:00-6:30pm… it goes on till 1:00am, but gets going early, so don’t miss out by arriving ‘fashionably late’. Fri: Friday is more of a dance/club night- there’s probably something going on with a darkroom somewhere, but I’m not a big clubber, so I can’t tell you exactly what’s happening that week. However, I can tell you that these events usually don’t start till 10:00pm and go on till around 4:00am, so they are very much late night events. If the weather is nice, I’d probably head for Hampstead Heath instead, aiming to get there about an hour before sunset, so you can get you bearings before it gets dark. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your stay, and get suitably loaded!

I’ve done this a few times, and like you, I worry about the ‘flammable liquid’ thing. I take the label off the bottle, and just make sure there’s lots of other stuff in the see-through bag, so it kinda gets ‘lost’… Haven’t been questioned about it so far.

I was there last night- best night I’ve had there for a long time! I left at 9:30pm, but there was still a long queue on the street to get in… I just wish we had more bars like it in London!

Hampstead Heath on a warm summer evening can be a delight. I’ve spent many an hour bent over tree trunks there, watching hedgehogs snuffle around and foxes gambol in the twilight while I wait for men to mount me…

To significantly increase your load count? No. To see an iconic part of the GC scene, as well as a fairly spectacular natural wonder? Definitely.

There is no real cruising on the beach, but there is in the dunes. I don’t know how well you know the geography of GC, but the beach is not the same as the dunes…

0 fun in Berlin? 🤯 Does not compute- how is that even possible?! I see you’re there till Monday. It’s Friday today, so plenty of time to get yourself down to the Lab, or the Bull, or any of the other sleazy bars Berlin is famous for… I guarantee you’ll find fun somewhere! But yeah, if you’re relying on this site for action, it’s probably not gonna happen- this isn’t a hook-up app.

Sounds great- I’m sold!

Anyone got any experience if this sauna in Rochester? I’m thinking oof trying one of their naked Saturday events…

Poppers cannot be sold legally in Spain. That said, some bars sell them anyway- Construction was openly selling them behind the bar when I first got there, though they ran out and didn’t get any more. However, there are more reliable options if you know where to go and what to say. You can always take some with you- although strictly speaking they are a flammable liquid and therefore not allowed in your hand luggage. I usually remove the label, and pack a bottle in the clear plastic bag along with my other toiletries.

Just back from a month in GC. Yeah, Construction is hot and always busy- probably where you’ll end up getting most loads. But the Factory naked party on Sunday (17:00-21:00) is also very good- get there early. The other cruise bars are worth a try too- particularly Zoo on naked or bareback nights (check their programme), same with Reds- but they can be hit and miss, and are never going to be as busy as Construction. I would plan on going to one of these bars early doors (22:00-00:00), and then head to Construction afterwards. I think your master’s goal is more realistic than yours- to get 100 loads in a week, you’d have to average 14 a day, which would be tough to do at the bars alone- after all, there is competition from other cumdumps, but then again- you might be hot as fuck! Are you planning to take loads during the day at your hotel? That might up your load count. Otherwise daytimes are pretty tame in GC- though you could always try the Basement Studios…

Blimey! How the other half live 🤣

It’s nice to see more of our North American brothers discovering the joys of Gran Canaria. I met one there recently who told me there’s now a direct flight from Chicago?

Officially, you should raise your hand and a ‘stable lad’ will come over and lead you to the toilet. Unofficially, I would just raise my hood enough so that I could see where I was going, and make my own way to the toilet. Like most London sex clubs, the toilets at the Underground Club are dire. There are no douching facilities, and from memory, there is only one cubicle. Be sure to bring your own douche bulb, which you will have to carry around inside your sock. Take Imodium- make sure you are as clean as possible before you arrive. Concerns about a potential “brown issue” is one of the main reasons I hesitate about attending Horsefair in London (although to be fair, the KitKat club in Berlin is no better…)

Yes, do. I’ve been to both the London and the Berlin versions of this event, and although the London one is a lot of fun, it is a very British affair, in that it allows a very grey interpretation of the rules. Although this generates a relaxed atmosphere of general debauchery where no-one takes themselves too seriously, there is no doubt that it dilutes the original concept to such a degree that something is lost along the way.

This whole topic is coming up ever more frequently in conversations with my fellow Gen-X contemporaries. I’m currently on sexcation in Gran Canaria, and this year more than ever I’ve noticed that the only guys really going for it seem to be ones aged 45 and up. There are very few young guys in the sex clubs, and those that do find their way inside one seem unwilling and/or unable to play, not only with us old-timers, but even amongst themselves. Same with the Dunes. I thought that maybe it was all happening online, but I had a 25-year-old friend staying with me for a few days, and he found there wasn’t a lot going on there either. I did accompany him one Saturday night to the big ‘disco’-style gay bar (Mykonos) and its after-hours sister club (Mantrix), just to see what was happening outside my own cum-soaked bubble: plenty of younger gay guys in evidence there, all partying away with their female friends, so they obviously haven’t disappeared completely. But interestingly, the dark rooms in both clubs were completely dead: it’s clear that sex just isn’t a priority for these guys. I think it’s a shame for us and for them. I enjoy playing with guys my age and older, but diversity is always a good thing, and it would be fun if some younger guys got back in the game. And I really do think they are missing out on one of the great joys in life, and will be somewhat stunted as human beings for the lack of it. I suppose in an effort to minimize the kind of historical sexual abuse that we’re all so painfully aware of these days, these kids have had it drilled into them that they should respect their own bodies and the bodies of those around them. But I think this has unwittingly led to the demonization of all sexual activity. Add to that regular bouts of hysteria about STI’s, etc- and it’s not surprising that young people view sex as dangerous and dirty, and something to be avoided. A new form of puritanism is being born, and although thankfully I don’t feel that at the moment younger generations are in any way judgmental about the disgraceful activities indulged in by their elders, I do fear that that day may come.

Yes, I’m hoping that more ‘real-world studies’ coming out of the US will persuade additional jurisdictions (including the UK) to be more supportive of DoxyPep.

You turn up at the door and pay on entry. Old school, I know- but simple and effective. It’s advisable to get there well in advance if you want a good position as a mare- I arrived about 75 minutes before opening time last year, and was about 12th in the queue. As far as I know, advance tickets are not available.

Some people take an ethical stance against the acquiring and using of antibiotics without a prescription, based on concerns about their unregulated use leading to increased microbrial resistance. Others may be worried about sourcing drugs from online pharmacies in general, because they fear they may not be to the same standard as drugs sourced through official channels.

Doxycycline has not been approved for use as PEP in the UK, and so is not available at the moment through official channels for this particular purpose. However, it is easily (and cheaply) available online. Some people are uncomfortable going down this route, for various reasons. However, it’s not that long ago that Prep was also unavailable through official channels, and had to be sourced online, so there is a precedent for this.