Justaholeff

I fucking love footy shorts! I own several!

Oops....lol

Well in that case, it's not improving! I need many doctors to give me a housecall!

It's clearing up very well! And my dick is very hard!

Speaking my mind!

Happy Birthday! I've had to buy several new desk chairs as I keep ruining them because of all the jizz I've spewed on them after reading BZ! Here's to another 15 years of giving a place where men can make friends, share fantasies, advice, experiences, and cum!

Well Boys, got a question 'a dude,'here on this site, came home from playing beach volleyball the other day and had a bit of an itch! I, I mean 'he', thought it was sand in the crevice of his swim trunks and thighs....nope this 'bro' has jock itch! Hasn't had it since 'he'played sports in High School...so 'he' is totally outta sex play until it clears!! You guys send him well wishes..he's stuck at home looking at porn and solo play..it looks awful! Any advice too...He's really sad...

Fan fucking tastic!

Well, it's started very early when me and my bros would hit the men's room between classes and piss at the trough...we would pop boners to shock the the shy kids trying to piss or being shy about their dicks! We would fucking laugh our asses off...as they'd get beet red!

Do you take it daily or just when you have sex?

I see Reacher as the Alpha asshole jock! Lol

Well Reacher, the character, doesn't seem religious...showing his ass, drinking, and screwing females! LOL!

.....can give me a reach around while he pumps my ass full of his cum!. My new favorite show!

So I was getting home after 2am cause I shut the bar down and was drunk enough to call it a night. AsI was walking to my door this 5'8 170 blonde buzzcut and tattooed white thug comes outta of the apartment next to me. I knew the girl that lived there so I assumed the bitch had gotten lucky cause this stud was built like a tank. His tattoos on his tan huge pecs were insane. He just wore basketball shorts, white socks, and ankle bracelet as he came out and we did the typical hetero guy greeting of the head nod and said "sup?" He then proceeded to put a cigarette in between his lips and said "Bro, you gotta light, I forgot mine ?" I responded that I did but, didn't Lori( the girl who rented the apartment ) have one. He responded saying no and she wasn't here. I opened the door to my place and he proceeded to stand at my open door as I looked for a lighter. I said where is Lori at? She's outta town, I'm her brother, Austin. She is letting me stay here until our parents help me get on my feet. He said as he lifted the leg with ankle monitor. I said Dude, what happened? Then I grabbed two beers outta the fridge and tossed him the lighter. He proceeded to light the cigarette and then take the beer I handed him...he then tells me his ex girlfriend had told police that he was selling meth...he got arrested and spent a year or so in prison and he had just gotten out but was on home arrest until being assigned a permanent parole officer, cleared, and started a work release and support meetings etc...and he moved back with his parents. I was drunk enough to be bold and said "A year is along time without pussy!" He laughed and thinking I was straight said he had blue balls for a year too! I proceeded to take my shirt off and shoes and sat down on the couch. I said you didn't have a homie in jail to blow you and laughed! He immediately got this look on his face like that was weird to say and responded fuuuuckkkk no! I said Austin, if I was in jail then a mouth is a mouth! I proceeded to turn on the straight gangbang porn that me and bro like to watch. Austin laughed but shut the door and sit on the floor and began to watch the porn...now, I figured if anything happens great and if it didn't at least I get to see this stud pop a woody in his shorts. He finished his cigarette and then proceeded to make commentary on the action on the screen. Of course I egged this on...after awhile of drinking beer and watching him get absorbed by the porn ..he turned to say something to me and immediately noticed the tent in my shorts. He then looked right at me and said you gay? I said yep! He said I'd lied about the blow jobs in jail and proceeded to sit on the couch and manspread! I immediately jumped between his legs and pulled out his 8inch dick outta his shorts! I started to polish his dick as he grabbed my head and forced me all the way down on his dick! I blew him like a new born calf on a teet! I could feel his balls getting tighter and knew it was a matter of minutes or seconds before he shot his wad so I stopped and stood up. I dropped my shorts and said you wanna fuck? I turned around and wiggled my butt. He said he wasn't gay but ok...I grabbed the lube and poppers from the side table drawer and proceeded to get us ready..he lined up his BWC and then proceeded to push it straight into my ass. I knew this guy didn't fuck butt enough because of this and knew he would treat it like a cunt so I made sure to take huge hit of poppers as he did so...he proceeded to grab my hips, stare only at the porn, and fuck the living daylights outta me. As I took another hit of poppers, he asked if he could take a hit...I said sure and asked he had done them before...of course, he said no. I told him how and the moment the vapors hit his brain, he went into fuck mode overdrive and proceeded to breed me up my gut! He finished beet red and just grunted...of course I came on the floor. Now i thought he fuck and dash but, he actually stayed and had another beer. As we chatted i told him about my bro, who is currently outta town,and said we are cool and he was always welcome to come over to get blown and watch porn..he said he wasn't gay but, he definitely didn't want the hassle of girlfriend right now...so if we knew he was the top and straight porn played he definitely come over again..after he left, I texted my bro about our new neighbor....Bro later replied that since he read my text he's had to hide his boner at work all day!

Usually about 7 to 8 hours after a good intense cleaning...but I'm not talking a a quick rinse then spin! I'm talking feet propped up on the rim of the bathtub, using a 15 inch rubber shower rod up my butt , a few beers, and some music playing...oh and poppers and some porn....deep ! Going really deep!