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(To the tune of the Volga Boatmen)
Happy birthday!
Oh happy birthday!
Misery, sickness and despair,
People dying everywhere, but
Happy birthday!
oh Happy birthday!
You loved sex and had a boodle,
now your dick’s a useless noodle
but Happy birthday
ohHappy Birthday!
(twenty more verses to follow)
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So tomorrow is my birthday. Cards are such a cliché. Please send jockstraps instead. New or used - it’s the thought that counts. And the dirtier the thought, the more fun!
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Too much snow and too much ice! So to stay off boredom I put some porn on my computer and took out my Tina baggie. I decided to try Tina in some new way I had not. First, I pushed a small shard up my dick via my penis slit. Yow! Kinda nice. And then for the first time ever I snorted it. The people I talk to about it told me that it really burned. But I didn’t find it that intolerable, and it’s kind of a nice high. So I have put isolation to good use and furthered my education. Lol. Now if only there was someone with a hard cock around! Lol.
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Fuck! A few minutes ago I gave myself my first ever booty bump. Now I know why they say never do drugs alone. I need a cock. Or two!