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This past weekend I took my first .5 slam. A new record for me; my biggest slam ever. It seemed to take an eternity as I watched my admin depress the plunger sending the drug flowing into my vein. When he released the tourniquet my cough reaction was really intense. I felt wrapped in thunder and lighting all at once, and I dived down to suck his dick. I could barely control myself while he took his own slam. I was pre-cumming all over the floor as I watched him before he took my hand and headed for the bedroom. “Let’s fuck,” he said, and for the next four hours he fucked my brain out. We tried to film some of it but neither of us could hold the camera steady enough to get anything decent. Maybe “decent” is a poor choice of words.
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In the ongoing saga of my husband and his idiot boyfriend, this new entry . You may recall in chapter one that I gave his boyfriend a pretty good booty-bump a few weeks ago and then proceeded to fuck him on every flat service in the condo. My Oh so cavalier husband, who thinks he’s entitled to all the sex he wants outside of our relationship but I’m not, was outraged and outrageously jealous. Never mind that my husband had given me permission to booty-bump his boyfriend – fuck it, 43-year-old gold-digger – knew what he was taking and asked for it.
Now to make bring us up-to-date. My husband was hemming and hawing and scowling and growling for two weeks, and finally asked me to give him and his boyfriend a booty bump in the expectation that the same powerful passion would sweep them up as it had his boyfriend and Me. Instead, as it turned out, Tina resulted in major Tina dick for both of them, and instead of waves of passion - God that sounds like something out of a romance novel - They had two limp dicks and a lot of frustration. I confess I was bought it was funnier than hell.
Anyway, the next time I’m pitching a television series this may be the pilot. Obviously, it will have to be a comedy.
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Well on a cold snowy evening a couple of us decided to stay home and just hang. It began with seven lines of coke. Then someone opened a bag with a pipe and some Tina. From there things get frisky in the bedroom and smoking turned to slamming which turned to booty bumping And more slams. Oh and did I mention fucking and sucking? It’s the start of a great weekend!
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(To the tune of the Volga Boatmen)
Happy birthday!
Oh happy birthday!
Misery, sickness and despair,
People dying everywhere, but
Happy birthday!
oh Happy birthday!
You loved sex and had a boodle,
now your dick’s a useless noodle
but Happy birthday
ohHappy Birthday!
(twenty more verses to follow)
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(To the tune of the Volga Boatmen)
Happy birthday!
Oh happy birthday!
Misery, sickness and despair,
People dying everywhere, but
Happy birthday!
oh Happy birthday!
You loved sex and had a boodle,
now your dick’s a useless noodle
but Happy birthday
ohHappy Birthday!
(twenty more verses to follow)