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[think before following links] https://dn1.newtumbl.com/img/1000579/150180637/1/211597461/nT_ad2q67h9v5ckjxirbp94exud.mp4 I can say with absolute and total candor I'd Push a Busload of Nuns off a cliff just to make out with this Man's Hairy Butt Hole 😈

Nothing says ''I'm easier to make than Jell-O'' like a Nintendo GameBoy Bag. Instant classic [think before following links] https://www.ebay.com/itm/123322137860?hash=item1cb6927d04%3Ag%3ARr8AAOSw0rRbem1Z&LH_BIN=1

Up until about 3 seconds ago I was pretty sure my favorite writers were Chuck Palahniuk, Neal Stephenson & Balzac. You fucked up my trifecta. You are One Bad Ass Literary Beast. “Human speech is like a cracked drum on which we tap crude melodies for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that would wring tears from the the stars.”- Gustave Flaubert

You having a loss for words would be a terrible tragedy. -xoxo

Well... the line between relatable and culpable might have some skinny wiggly slightly Vennish overlap.

As far as the subject of Porn Actors Behind Bars goes, I feel like I have, at most, maybe three total minutes this year to devote to the topic. And I'm giving every fuckin second to Nacho Vidal. This shit is too weird & juicy, and frankly, on the list of Top 100 Things That Will Never Happen To Me Or Anyone I Know *Licking Toads *Penis Shaped Candles *Sex Magick *Money Laundering & *Manslaughter Charges (Hi Mom) are way more relatable & likely to occur than ''I'm a failed insurrectionist with faulty processes and poor impulse control who tried to violently overturn the government because I got totally slickered by one of the most odious & clumsy rat-fucking grifters on this planet.'' Spanish Porn Star Charged With Manslaughter in Connection With Toad Venom Ritual A Spanish porn star was arrested and charged with manslaughter late last week in connection with a mysterious death following a drug ritual involving toad venom. Nacho Vidal, 46, was one of three people arrested in connection with the July 2019 death of Jose Luis Abad, a Spanish fashion photographer. Abad died after smoking dehydrated venom from an endangered toad, reportedly as part of a ritual over which Vidal was presiding as shaman. A prominent adult film actor, director, and penis-shaped candle entrepreneur, Vidal has appeared in more than 1,500 films during his career, though more recently he has largely transitioned to directing. In 2012, he was arrested and charged with tax evasion and flight of capital in connection with an alleged money laundering ring orchestrated by the Chinese mob, though he maintained his innocence and was released on bail [think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/nacho-vidal-toad-venom-dmt-death-1010196/ [think before following links] [think before following links] https://finance.yahoo.com/news/spain-porn-star-held-man-dies-toad-venom-200004558.html [think before following links] [think before following links] https://www.avclub.com/spanish-penis-candle-mogul-accused-of-causing-death-by-1843896758

Dark Haired Fit Muscle Cunt makes the purdiest goddamn faces while gettin' pounded out on the mensroom floor. [think before following links] [think before following links] [think before following links] https://dn0.newtumbl.com/img/1105527/141854144/1/169104029/nT_zzskqxr67yhxy3sv1hcuh9zt.mp4

What annoys you most about gay porn? The general lack of Robot themed storylines When the title is totally misleading. Like "Be Gay! Do Crimes!'' it's just a bunch of Random Butt Fuckery instead of Hot Guys in Disguises Stealing Jewels. Or doing other Felonious Activities like faking your own death & Committing Insurance Fraud When the guys in the porn are watching porn of guys fucking and watching porn. And I'm watching them all fucking and watching porn and then Stephen Hawking shows up and tells me I broke Time again, and he's really getting tired of this shit. That Cockman & Throbbin wasn't a hugely successful franchise. When somebody starts to wax poetically about their childhood and the screen goes all wobbly and cuts to a sepia-colored shot of the same actor, but he's wearing Garanimals and a funny propeller beanie hat, getting Butt Fucked on a Tricycle by a Clown at his little sister's birthday party, and that is what passes for Narrative Exposition these days! I'm still rock hard but now I'm also pissed off and confused. Bennie Hill Music

I've got a Big Time Boner for Bluto & Popeye

I love tall guys -Specially if I can climb all over you like a tree. And if a bloke is tall enough that I can eat his ass standing up... it's a date.

Don't sweat it CrackerJack- consider all the times you did the proper thing, played the good guy, made your mom proud and still got fucked over & totally screwed and not in the hot anonymous ass pounding balls slapping fountainous exchange of fluids kinda way. YES. AS PRACTICE. YOU HAVE TO START OUT LEARNING TO BELIEVE THE LITTLE LIES. "So we can believe the big ones?" YES. JUSTICE. MERCY. DUTY. THAT SORT OF THING. "They're not the same at all!" YOU THINK SO? THEN TAKE THE UNIVERSE AND GRIND IT DOWN TO THE FINEST POWDER AND SIEVE IT THROUGH THE FINEST SIEVE AND THEN SHOW ME ONE ATOM OF JUSTICE, ONE MOLECULE OF MERCY. AND YET- AND YET YOU ACT AS IF THERE IS SOME IDEAL ORDER IN THE WORLD, AS IF THERE IS SOME...SOME RIGHTNESS IN THE UNIVERSE BY WHICH IT MAY BE JUDGED. "Yes, but people have got to believe that, or what's the point—" MY POINT EXACTLY.” -Terry Pratchett ''Hogfather''

[think before following links] https://thisvid.com/videos/breaking-him-in/# These Two Little Rangy Mutts got lots of personality. Cute. Fun. Youthful hijinks & Butt Fuckin. Horny Little Brother & Trailer Park Street Trade.

Back when I was but a wee lad, an older fuck buddy always said the first dick of the night that got the party started was just like the ''First Couple on the Dance Floor''. When he wanted to get a train run on his ass, he'd say, "You ready to Prime Paw Paw's Pump?" Worked just about every time.

Give the Lady some Love on YouTube. Tierra Whack- Artist & Musician. Delightfully Odd. Great Rhymes. Absolutely Unique. Highly imaginative visuals. You might even get the feelz & experience deep profound insights, but that's all on you mister. Here's one: Here's more: Silly Sam (Danger Ear Worm) Dolly (March 17) Sorry (Super Sad) Stand Up (the anthem you didn't know you needed) Fuck Off, Heaven & Link (Don't Travel to Outer Space without your friends) Lots more.

In 8th grade AP English my teacher wrote Verisimilitude across the chalk board and asked if anyone could offer an example. I raised my hand and replied, "You dress like a whore.'' I got suspended for two weeks.

I tell you what, those Big Boys got them some Real Fuckin Good Cinéma Vérité goin on.

The very best way to blur faces is Super Easy! Give the guy who needs to hide his identity the camera and he can shoot the video. Blurred face video distances the viewer from the narrative, making it difficult to engage or lose oneself in the action. "It lacks afflatus" -Auntie Mame

Thanks EW- Kudos from my Kindred & Hands-free orgasms are two things I never get enough of.

Short answer: Not really. Long answer: Kinda. But it wasn't an Elvis Impersonator. It was Elvez, secret love child of Iconic Cuchi & Guitar Virtuoso Charo and the harvested recombinant DNA of Elvis' dead twin brother Jesse Garon Presley. The perfect synthesis of Arcane Ritual, Pop culture celebritydom and Stolen Cold War Era Cloning technology. Vat Grown & Fully Formed Elvez leap out. Way out. Now known as ELVEZ a born bon vivant, a huckster, a drug dealer, dick dancer & Pimp. His base of operations, the Meat Packing District of NYC. The place he calls home, The LURE. Where he first met Chicca Boom, swinging on a braided speaker cable, shitting out a tempera paint enema on giant glassine coated canvas. Her first efforts as a International Art Forger/counterfeiter. And her very first successful Jeff Koons. Jill of all Trades & Former lead singer of the All Girl Lesbian Speed Metal Band ''Snatches Of Pink" Outlier & Producer of Violent Underground Guerrilla Clown Porn, she first booked Elvez to play ''The Boy on the Milk Carton'' as a last minute replacement, in what would become the critically acclaimed & hugely profitable "Surrounded by Clowns'' Followed immediately by Chicca's most profitable film to date "Lost in Clown Town- Have you Seen Me?" Elvez soon grew weary of the rigid hierarchy & demanding pressures of Clown Porn, and expressed a overwhelming desire to pursue his musical talents, completely unaware of his past, insisting, claiming, he felt a pulling ''in his gut, a deep need manifesting itself on a genetic level.'' Elvez's first musical offerings while heralded by Critics & Cursed to Failure by Diamanda Galás. Fails. A run of 500 CDs used as beer coasters, while some with edges made guillotine sharp prove an amusing tool for killing rats. Elvez was not deturbed and in a move both well calculated and poorly thought out, he becomes romantically entangled with the only surviving, abet heavily burned and skin grafted members of TheAShTrayBAbyHeadz. Albert & baby Hubris. Incredibly wealthy, conjoined twins, they share a small quiet life, reclusive & exclusive, with occasional forays into the real world in pursuit of very specific esoteric and usually kinks. Leaving their well appointed cocoon of luxury and indulgencies, delirious & demanding. Their shared Sexual appetites, voracious, unsatiated. Unbridled. Unhinged. Dreams made Real. Made shocking simply by its ease and ready availability. Elvez becomes romantically entangled with Albert & baby Hubris. A romance that might tear them apart. ''Internationally Famous Overnight" TATBHs are a sextet of Mongolian Throat Singers and part time underwear models from the Atlai Mountains of Russia, their first performance on local television tore it the fuck up and blew the villages two transmition towers down. The village elders voted, and agreed to send the 6 boys far away to compete in a contest that would bring great honor and great wealth to the mountain families. The stage is transparent and lights up. Back home they'd be standing in green grass or on dried pine needles, The stage lights up and Yupi looks down at the reflection of his ass, giving his glutes a quick flex watching the solid meat of his fat ass jump and shimmy. All the boys, either brothers or cousins or some combination, are simply clad. They take to the stage in the Traditional Native Costume of the Atlai Peoples. Thread bare too small too tight seats well rounded stretched thin packed with hard solid ass meat. Stuffed to bursting y-front Fruit of the Loom underwear. Hand-me-downs. The first guttural low note emerges more vibration than sound . a second deep throb sounds like the wet percussive punch of a sumo wrestlers Millions of international viewers grow quiet, suspended in erotic revelry, feeling each deep throbbing note like the touch of an eager hand, a firm grip stroking their favorite and most secret parts in a way many had forgot, for others with a madness of perfection they will pursue endlessly trying to experience again. Caught in the grips of a shared delirium. A moment of shared global frission, millions of people vote for the six boys on TV. Prime Time Cranial Penetration. Skull fucked by a song jackhammered by a symphony of voices. Brains smashed to a soft gooey compliant mush, with effortless precision and hard hammering passion. Captured by a song. TheAShTrayBAbyHeadz take 1st place. Champions of 1989's EuroVision Music Contest. A Short Victory. Great Tragedy. A band of Evil Marahkosic Polka Dancers. A drug mule named Bene misses his flight and shows up at the bar with a 11lb brick of Crystal Meth shoved up his ass. Albert & baby Hubris' terrible secret. ELVEZ names his upcoming CD ''Wrent Asunder'' . ELVEZ & The Ashtray Baby Heads: more to come Guaranteed to Offend God, Delight the Devil & Entertain the Masses

Cross my heart. This wasn't me.

Epileptic Seizures Albinos Midgets wearing baby clothes Fucked Stoopid Bean Bag Chair Free Range Street Trade Viagra Tainted Municipal Water Supply I saw my Dad at Clumsy Hot Guys

I'm a big fan of hands-on pedagogy.

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