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PERVERSATILE

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  1. Well Ho Fuckin Ho-Ho-Ho Mister. Damn I forgot to breathe while reading this. Thank you.
  2. I'm all about busting a good nut and bustin out laughin, in the right situation you might even get a big ol' cowboy "yeeeee haw" outta me. A good fuck should make a man happy. Thank for sharing your adventures, you're a Pig and a wordsmith., and that is an amazing combo.
  3. Damn Mister- such a tight little sentence loaded with so much meaning.
  4. Some say it fairly galloped. Yeah, mine to, on my Dad's side. My Granddaddy was what they called "sweet' back then and I'm pretty sure he was diddling my Dad and Uncle Duane back when they were but wee ladies themselves.
  5. Incredibly intense, erotic and complex story hamser, I'm vacillating between lavish praise, lauding your skill as 'beyond admirable' and 'you made the written word your bitch man'. Instead, I'll just be the Fag quoting Oscar Wilde on a S&M/BareBack/Raunch Site- “Things are because we see them, and what we see, and how we see it, depends on the Arts that influenced us. To look at a thing is very different from seeing a thing. One does not see anything until one sees its beauty. Then, and then only, does it comes into existence.''
  6. Nothing beats a choke hold for making a guy's asshole tighten up and spasm around your cock, with the added benefit of being pretty quiet in case you're shagging some bloke with his wife sleeping in the next room.
  7. A buddy of mine use to hustle to make ends meet, good looking lad- 6 ft 2, fat uncut cock, big thighs, blue eyes, high stacked ass. Total pig, he looked like an ivy league skinhead. Jack had a regular client who liked for him to show up dressed as Superman, (the first time he actually rented a costume, eventually a more streamline look, riding boots with red bikini underwear would suffice) the john/date/trick would wear a satin bathrobe, making him Lex Luther. Superman would bust up into this guy's home, overpower Lex Luther, hold him down and forcefully dry fuck him until flooding Lex Luther's guts with 'Super Sperm" which somehow increases Lex Luther's mental acuity and villainy, allowing him to 'trick' Superman into the dining room which happened to contain a Kryptonite chandelier. After a weakened Superman falls to the floor face down and completely helpless, Lex Luther pulls Superman's briefs down just enough to expose his big meaty ass and throws a pile driving retaliatory revenge fuck into his passed out nemesis. Same set up, same script, every time.
  8. Tough call- What do I remember? His cock? Hell Yeah. Short, thick & fat like a Campbell soup can, with a big fuckin flared out mushroom head that would literally squeegee his load out of my rectum after he ''Spilled his boys'' up in me. Using VO5 hair grease for lube, or the way his y-front drawers stayed pouched out shaped like his dick even after he took them off. Yeah, all that, but I couldn't really tell you if I was coerced, I don't think I was seduced, but we are talking over 40 years ago. So let's just say, I remember the dance, but not the song that was playing.
  9. From what I can see- you turned out Xtra Fine
  10. Being a disgusting piece of shit is only going to appeal to a very small percentage homeless guys. Instead, consider the advice Dale Carnegie offers in his book 'How to Win Friends & Influence People' under "Hooking-Up With The Homeless": A sincere invitation to share a 6-pack, a bag of dope, a simple meal or a hotel room for the night is the surest way for a total stranger to become a new friend. AKA 'You'll be up to your tits in Hobo Dick'
  11. Monkey See Monkey Do University. Hard Test- Easy Classes.
  12. Hell Yeah Buddy- I love a sporty fuck, proud of his skills, saying "Hey Man- Look at what I can do". Showing off & daring you to step your game up.
  13. Umm, that definitely falls under the category of: Please Sir, May I have some more? Please Sir.
  14. Right click mouse, scroll over text. Highlighted area will turn blue with white text. Easy to read, ready to breed & spill my seed. Thanks for the Epic Fuck Fiction Mister
  15. Anytime you can combine slobberin' the fuck juice off a hard wet dick & burying your face in a freshly fucked loaded hole- you've got the makings of a second date.
  16. Damn Mister- that is so fuckin SEXY. If I heard you say that, I'd shoot every one of my wife's babies in your hole. <wink>
  17. I'm a HomeGrown Freak with few to no limits- but DAMNNNN! I must have been at least 24- 25 before a total stranger punch fucked my shitter-critter in a public toilet Think about all the love and attention that "went in to" growing this young man's sweet juicy bubblegum boykunt into the Banged Out Prize Winning PigHole we see getting used in this video. I am impressed & RockFuckinHard. https://www.tumblr.com/video/sicilianpig/163427969690/700/
  18. Love the qualifier of 'sleazy boys' for the GreenLantern. True tho.
  19. If you can't find an obvious reason for your partner's behavior, start be eliminating possibilities in order to focus on the actual cause, I'd personally recommend having his Doctor check his thyroid and blood sugar levels, diabetes can be hell on a mans libido.
  20. I'm reminded of this modern day classic-
  21. Damn Mister! That is some fuckin' epic literary outpouring you got goin on. Thanks.
  22. A buddy of mine said the first thing he ever slid into his pee hole was a pair of aluminum chopstick. Creative Piggery 101
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