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PERVERSATILE

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  1. I use to favor the classic bedpost notching technique, until one mornin' I woke up naked, stinkin' of mansex with wood chips stuck to my ass and my bed was gone. I realized, you're a right proper slut ain't cha and maybe this rather prosaic method of enumeration doesn't offer the kind of robust mathematical modeling required to track all my sexual commins and goin ons. So then I thought these are some real big fuckin numbers, cause I'm a sex addict. I should call Nathan he's got a huge fuckin dick, lean little fucker, only about 5foot8 always down to pound one out, huge dong, teaches Theoretical Astrophysics. I don't even know what a math model looks like. Prolly got a big dick tho. My math teacher in 8th grade had a huge cock...
  2. I look at it like, somebody has to throw the first and best fuck in a new house.
  3. In every single newly built house in my neighborhood while still under construction.
  4. My buddy Rory, just points at his mouth and shouts,"¡Aquí! ¡Aquí!"
  5. I like a big ass on a man and it's usually the big boys with big round butts with nice deep trenches. Pounding a guy out and watching the seismic tremoring of fuck waves moving across a guy's butt gets my dick so fuckin hard it hurts. Another big plus is big guys are sturdy. Sturdy is great quality in a man.
  6. I'm just a horned up polyglot, though really truly I know just enough Dutch, German, French, Polish and Spanish to get my leg over when I'm in strange lands trying to do strange stuff with strange men.
  7. ya ne rozmovlyayu anhliysʹkoyu (I don't speak English)
  8. EZGIF.com is simple to use, Convert a MP4 to a GIF and/or MP4 to JPEG with one click.
  9. Yeah. I gotta second that. NphillyDogg is brilliant and filthy. Crazy hot stand alone stories and his series are fuckin bonerific.
  10. Let me second that- John Thomas is an enthusiastic ''Come & Get this Hole While it's Hot'' kind of Fuck Pig. Nice hang on him, long & thick. He's always got a happy smile. You can tell he likes what he does. I would seriously pay cashy foldin money to waller round in his hole for a weekend.
  11. Hell yeah! It's like my Grandpappy use to say, "As long as I've got a face you got a place to sit.''
  12. PigBoyRuben Directs. Leon XXL tears it the fuck up & Billy Vega takes it like a Man ''...off the chain unbridled piggery.'' -Town & Country Magazine [think before following links] https://www.myvidster.com/vsearch/215185981/Ftm_Sex_with_cum_licking
  13. ''What's the last sex toy you bought?'' A 23 year old Filipino street walker named Johnnie.
  14. Check out Billy Vegas relentlessly hot hairy little pig and Trip Richards he is one bangin hot stud, filthy mouth too.
  15. I'd like to add: "All-You-Can-Eat Butt(ffet)" HellYeah Mister! And "Damn Son...that is one fine lookin Shitter-Critter you got right there'' Which is something my PawPaw use to say that got me so fuckin' whet you could throw my little whitey-tighties at the wall and they'd stick.
  16. It's a sad day in SelfMadeHell when a Man actively undermines what few pleasures can be wrung out of our short, sweet and occasionally epic lives... So. Go get fucked how you want, as often as you want, anywhere you want and drown that little nagging bitch voice in your head in a pool of jizz. Be the unapologetic out-of-control cumdump you were always meant to be.
  17. Less obvious details in porn that turns guys on. Breaking furnature. Shattered crockery.
  18. Several years ago, her 8 year old daughter told me, and I quote, "God doesn't love you and you're going to burn in Hell." So yeah, spot on example of ''Christian Love''.
  19. I mean, really. Truly. I've ended up with way more guys choking and puking on my dick than I've had occasion to fuck a dirty pig hole. Or what we like to refer to Down South as, ''not date ready" I mean, Shit... it ain't no big damn deal. Wotcha gonna do? Stop!?!? Hell no. Just keep poundin that hole out until you get your nut, and wipe your dick off on his curtains. Easy fuckin breezy, man.
  20. Every year my Aunt "Hate the Sin. Love the Sinner" Margarete suffers the little children and starving adults to her table side performance of "God is Great & I'm Gonna Tell You All the Reasons Why!" -a one woman tour-de-force celebrating The Lord's Divine Wisdom & Magnificent Bounty. Followed by that interactive seasonal favorite, ''I'm holding dessert and after-dinner drinks hostage until everyone at table goes 'round and shares what they are most thankful for!'' I'll be going with, "I'd like to thank God, Margarete and Baby Jesus for the following" Our Statewide Clean Needle Exchange Program At least six different Statute of Limitations & The United States' somewhat laissez-faire Extradition Treaties with certain foreign powers.
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