evilqueerpig

"Greg's words were music to my ears and I actually felt my hole twitch in anticipation. 'Ready when you are, just tell me how you want me! Doggie is fine if I'm being spitroasted, but for 1 on 1, I need to be able to kiss and look at your handsome face, especially at the moment when you cum in me!' 'From what we've done so far, you bring a deep sense of intimacy to everything you do and that intimacy has been missing from my life for too long! Unless you have any objections, I want you on your back and you can put your legs on my shoulders or wrap them around my waist! Count on me kissing you and staring into your sexy face! I like to lick it and stick it and I can't wait to bury my face in your furry ass! With the amount of spit you produce, I'm sure you can get my cock wet enough that I won't need much lube!' 'My furry ass awaits!' Sliding down on the bed, we got into a modified 69 position, with Greg's mouth at my ass and my mouth at his magnificent cock. As if in perfect sync, Greg's tongue entered my ass at the same time as I took his cock into my mouth. The taste of Greg's cock, leaking salty precum and the feeling of his tongue were both wonderful and I could envision myself getting lost in him. Years of sucking cock had helped me to develop deepthroating skills. Beads of sweat had formed on Greg's thick, lush pubes and as my nose encountered them, I inhaled his musky scent. 'Damn, you got a tasty ass! I need to fuck!'

"Reluctantly breaking the kiss, I gently rolled Greg off of me and stared into his smiling face and soulful eyes. 'While it's obvious I like eating ass, I love eating your ass! The responsiveness of your butt muscles, the sweetness of your butt juices are just 2 things that make your ass the best I've ever eaten and at the risk of repeating myself, because it's your ass, it's amazingly beautiful!' 'You didn't eat my ass, you made love to it with that magic mouth of yours! Our 10 minute kiss didn't prepare me for what your tongue is capable of doing! No man has ever made my ass feel the way you do and if my ass is responsive, it responded to you!' 'That dazzlingly handsome smile you have on your face is the same smile I first saw on your profile pic and it's what drew me to you in the first place!' 'As you can imagine, that pic was taken during happier times and until today, I had no reason to smile, but you put this smile on my face and if it's possible for a man's ass to smile, you did that too! Forgive me for being rude, but if I don't get to fuck you soon, I'm likely to explode!'

You're not bratty in the least, when a guy misrepresents himself, I usually tell him to fuck off and get my ass out of there.

"Just the thought of Greg's ass on my face made my mouth water! 'Please, tell me you like to taste your ass on my mouth in a kiss!' 'I don't like tasting my ass on your mouth, I fuckin love it! Honestly, it's been ages since anyone's eaten my ass, let alone sharing the taste in a kiss! When it came to fuckin, my ex was just lube cock and hole and forget about felching or snowballing!' 'Enough about your ex! Right now, I'm craving your ass like a pregnant woman craves pickles, so plant it on my face!' As requested, Greg moved his ass over my face and the sight of it was something beautiful to behold. Taking his butt cheeks in my hand, I spread them and hungrily licked up and down his crack. Like cock, every man's ass has it's own flavor and Greg's flavor was something I took an instant liking to. Consumed with butt lust, I curled my tongue and penetrated his brown pucker, starting with short thrusts and gradually going deeper as Greg's ass juices began to flow. When a bit of precum dripped from Greg's cock onto my chest, I scooped it up and spread it on my lower lip, never one to waste precious fluids. 'Mmmmm, that's nice! I'd forgotten how wonderful a tongue feels in my ass and no man's tongue has done the things your tongue is doing! Kiss me!' Though disappointed that he'd removed his ass from on top of my face, seconds later, his tongue invaded my mouth, sharing the sweet and musky taste of his butt. We kissed passionately, swapping spit, our hard cocks grinding against each other.

I've never experienced any pain when getting fucked by a guy with a PA, but the movement of it can cause extra friction, making it feel different from an unpierced cock. My advice is to give it a try. You might like it.

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The inane, "I want you to poz me!" when my profile clearly states "on meds/undetectable"

I've never thought of sex as a contest or a competition. Being versatile, 2 things I loathe are selfish tops and lazy bottoms. Just my 2 cents.

Hairy/tight/lubed with cum

2 SLUTTY 4 MONOGAMY!

This clearly puts me in the minority, but what's so good about being unconscious during sex?

With regular guests and guys on "day passes". Inn Leather is a good choice. If you'll be blindfolded, I suggest having a trusted friend to act as a monitor. HOT ass btw!

"Your ass and my cock are a perfect fit!" DAMN, he was right!

Like RawPigDad, I find the "n" word highly offensive and I never use it. While some have chosen to own it and use it as a symbol of power, just as I own "queer", I understand even though I find it disagreeable. Sexy isn't restricted to race, age or anything else and when I'm with a man, it's the man himself I want to be with!

I've never had a Daddy fetish, but by the same token, I've never rejected a man strictly because of his age. Hotness has no expiration date. To the younger generation I offer this advice, someday, the shoe will be on the other foot.

"The moment of truth was at hand as Greg and I unbuckled each other's belts and undid the buttons on the 501s we both wore. 'It'll be less awkward if we remove our own pants, so let's do it on the count of three! One, two, three!' My pants hit the floor in a flash and a second later, Greg's followed. Grabbing him around the waist, I pretty much threw the 2 of us on the bed. As we lay side by side, it was obvious Greg wasn't kidding about having obscene overhang. Barely visible beneath his thick shroud of foreskin, a drop of precum appeared on his cockhead. Impressive at over 9 inches, his shaft was heavily veined, his hairy balls the size of limes and his bush was thick and wild. 'Obscene overhang and all, your cock is amazingly beautiful! Do you know what makes your cock amazingly beautiful? It's because you're an amazingly beautiful man, so everything about you is amazingly beautiful!' 'Using your standards, you're a sexy, hot men with a sexy, hot cock and I'm looking forward to having it balls deep in my ass!' 'You will, but not before you fuck me and give me your 6 month load! Right now, I need to feel your mouth on mine, so at the risk of being rude, shut up and kiss me!' Parting his lips with my tongue, Greg and I kissed eagerly and passionately, holding nothing back. Greg caressed my chest, kneading and gently pinching my nipples, while I stroked his face. Both of our cocks were leaking precum as I moved my hands down Greg's back. When my hands came to rest on his fuzzy buttcheeks, I reluctantly broke the kiss. 'I need to eat your sweet ass! Sit on my face!' My buttlust had kicked into overdrive."

Way to go, Toon! Prolific and terrific!

TWISTED n HOT!

HOT start!

Amazing...just what I expect from toon!

"As he rose from his chair, I took Greg's hand in mine, kissing it while I led him to the bedroom. 'Our bed awaits! Lube and maximum impact are on the night stand! Having you here makes me feel like a kid on Christmas morning! Would it be okay if I unwrap you?' 'Only if you let me return the favor! Given our no expectations agreement, this isn't something I thought we'd be discussing, but it's something you should know. I have obscene overhang! Quite a few guys have told me my cock is ugly. Things got so bad, I actually considered going for a circumcision!' Just the phrase obscene overhang kicked my mind into overdrive, but I thought it best to keep my piggy desires to myself for the time being. 'As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as an ugly cock! Nothing is uglier than bad attitude and those guys are the ugly ones! Raise your arms so I can take your shirt off!' Greg complied and I grabbed the hem of his t-shirt, pulling it over his head, revealing lush, tight curls where I hoped to wallow at some point. Equally inviting were his nipples and I took the opportunity to briefly flick my tongue over them. 'My turn, arms up!' Once my shirt was off, Greg buried his face in my chest for a few seconds. 'Honestly, I was attracted to you from our first private chat, but your magnificent fur is like the cherry on a sundae!' 'Since we're both wearing sandals, let's just kick them off!' We did just that"

"Wrapping my arm around Greg's waist, I stroked his cheek which brought a smile to his face." 'After your patience and understanding, I felt you deserved to know what happened. You're the first person I've told this to and I knew you'd be supportive and not see me as a pitiful man. Letting it fester hasn't been good, but thanks to you, I took my first step to move forward. On my way here, I stopped in at my local HIV clinic and put an ad up on the bulletin board looking for a room to rent.' 'Getting this off your chest is necessary for you to begin healing and I'm honored that you felt comfortable sharing it with me. When you find a new place, let me know and I'll help you move. I'm not a violent person, so I won't punch your ex's lights out, but I would give him a piece of my mind!' 'They say living well is the best revenge, so getting him out of my life will be a good start. Now that the awkwardness is out of the way, I'm hoping we can go to your bedroom!' 'You read my mind, stud!' I stood up and cleared the table."

Another Toontastic tale!

"Being a gracious host, I pulled a chair out for Greg and once he sat down, I pushed it in. I was pleased to see Greg push the other chair closer to him. Opening the refrigerator, I took out the sandwiches and beverages and set them on the table before taking my seat. 'Dig in!' 'This is a huge sandwich!' 'As a regular customer, they tend to treat me better, so whatever you don't finish, you can take home.' While we ate, Greg grabbed my hand and placed it on his crotch, placing his own hand on my crotch. 'Since we're both hard, I think we need to scrap the no sexual expectations agreement, don't you?' 'Most definitely! You're my guest, so what we do is up to you!' 'Honestly, it's been close to 6 months since I even thought about sex, but if you agree I want you to fuck me and I'll fuck you! Both of us being pisspigs, if you'll feed me yours, I'll feed you mine! More kissing is required, before, during and after! 'After nearly 6 months without sex, I think it's best if you fuck me first! Hope you can cum more than once, because I also want to suck your cock! Just try and stop me from kissing your sweet mouth! Please tell me you like getting rimmed! Eating ass is one of my favorite things to do!' 'My ass is yours to do what you want with!' 'Why did I wait so long to come here?' 'You were hurt and I think we both needed to wait until you were ready to trust me.' 'Once again, you're right! I do trust you and because I do, I think I can tell you what happened, at least what I know of it. He sat me down one morning and said that he didn't love me and he wasn't sure if he ever loved me and I should move my things into the spare bedroom and do my best to avoid him. To this day, I still don't know of any reason why he said what he said. Feeling absolutely worthless, I retreated into myself, only leaving my room to use the toilet and eat my solitary meals, cold cereal, 3 times a day. We met 2 weeks after I moved there and he became my world, so I had no friends to lean on. I discovered the chatroom and I felt a sense of community, but you were the one who made me feel like I belong there!' 'As far as I'm concerned, he's a waste of human flesh and he never deserved you in the first place!' I noticed a single tear streak down Greg's cheek and I kissed it away."

Buy a yellow jock and/or armband and just go for it...keep us posted.