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evilqueerpig

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  1. Just 2 words "thorough cleanout"
  2. If you can both handle it, fuckbuds can evolve into friends with benefits.
  3. Unless a blowjob is mere foreplay, I always suck to CUMpletion and swallow. When topping, I LOVE to felch my own cum from a bottom's hole and have no qualms about felching other guy's loads.
  4. They both have advantages.....a whore knows how to use his ass, but seeing blood on my cock after taking a guy's cherry is a twisted turnon
  5. Bad attitude.....of course, it's not limited to bathhouses.
  6. 11.5" uncut......we were both shocked when my nose hit his bush and his balls were smacking my chin......swallowed every drop of his cum
  7. Pits/pubes/hole....the sweatier/stinkier the BETTER!!!!!
  8. "You guys won't believe what I just saw!" Billy Dee announced, as he stepped into the room. "Eliot's takin Jesse's butt cherry! I asked if he was gonna make Jesse his bitch, and the way he reacted, I expected him to tear me a new asshole. Jesse explained how we all like to rag on each other, but I gotta admire Eliot's loyalty!" "While you were gettin shards, Donelle and I had a talk." Lemar said. "The 3 of us are gonna do the train thing. I'll fuck you while you impale Donelle on your fatty! You know, I always thought Jesse had a hot butt, now maybe I'll be able to tap it!" His ass in the air, Donelle shouted, "Get them shards in my hole and fuck me with your fatty! Thanks to Eliot, we're all gettin in touch with our inner freaks!" Billy Dee stuck the shards up Donelle's hole and seconds later it started to twitch. Gradually, he squeezed his fat cock inside. "Fuck me, Lemar!" He shouted. "Let's get this train rollin!" Meanwhile, in the other room, Curtis said, "I just got a freaky idea, and while I'm sure Eliot will go for it, I think I better run it by you, Jesse and see if you're up for it!" "This is a night for freaky men thinkin freaky thoughts and doin freaky things!" Jesse said, grinning from ear to ear. "Tell me what it is and see if I'm freaky enough!" "Here goes nothin!" Curtis said. "I wanna felch Eliot's cum outta your ass and then, I'll spread Eliot's butt cheeks and put his cum there as lube!" "Damn, that ain't just freaky, it's fuckin nasty!" Jesse exclaimed. "Of course, it's also just enough to bring out the true freak in me! Eliot, what's your take on this?" "You really don't need to ask!" I replied. "I'm just ashamed that Curtis thought of it before I did! P.T. Barnum couldn't put on a freak show like this!" To be continued
  9. I usually log on here for an hour daily.....if that helps, you can count on me.
  10. Why wait for him to make the next move? You know what you want and he's got it!
  11. I haven't worn or owned any underwear in about 25 years. On occasion, I'll wear a jock, but I like freeballing.
  12. Been told I got a tongue Gene Simmons would be jealous of......and I LOVE to rim ass!
  13. "Sorry for bargin in like this," Billy Dee said, "but Donelle wants me to fuck him and he'll need a few shards to take my fatty." He did a doubletake when he saw what was going on. "What the fuck? Eliot, you gonna make Jesse your bitch?" Reacting in the moment, I said, "First of all, I don't fuck bitches, I fuck men and Jesse is all man! Say what you will about me, but I think you need to show Jesse some respect!" "Billy Dee didn't mean no disrespect!" Jesse interjected. "We all yank each other's chains to a certain extent and if he did cross the line, I would put him in his place. Even though it wasn't necessary, I appreciate the fact that you've got my back. Take some shards, Billy Dee and feel free to tell the others what you saw. None of us will deny it." Seconds later, Billy Dee had left the room. "Damn, Eliot, if I hadn't stopped you, you probably would've gone full Brooklyn on Billy Dee! You got some mouth on you!" "You can take the pig out of Brooklyn, but you can't take Brooklyn out of the pig!" I chuckled. "While it's not in my nature to apologize, I'll do what I can to smooth things over with Billy Dee tomorrow. Thanks to the Cialis, I haven't lost my hardon. How is your sweet ass feeling?" Stroking my face, Jesse said, "My ass is more ready than ever to have your cock ballsdeep in it! Your cockhead feels good, but I need you to fuck me! Oooh, yeah!" He moaned as I gradually worked my shaft into his ass. Unexpectedly, he moved his legs from my shoulders to my waist, and in a few seconds, I bottomed out. "Fuck me! Go Brooklyn on my ass! I had no idea how great it would be to get fucked! Work my ass and fuck me like a man!" Not needing any further instructions, I fucked Jesse hard and he responded like a natural bottom. It had been ages since I'd fucked a virgin and Jesse took it like a pro. Leaning in, I parted Jesse's lips with my tongue, kissing him passionately. I could feel his butt muscles working my cock and soon I was over the edge. "I'm fuckin cuuummmmiiinn!" I shouted. "Blast my hole with your cum!" Jesse said. "I want it deep in my ass!" Using his legs, he pushed me as deep as I could go. "Fuck, man, I'm cummin too! You made me cum without touchin my cock! Don't pull out! I wanna savor the feeling of you in me!" Now, he pulled me into a kiss. All too soon, my cock slipped out of Jesse's ass and without a word, he licked it clean. "Sweet!" He announced, licking his lips. "That's it, I'm now officially versatile!" To be continued
  14. When bottoming, I expect to clean the cock that bred my ass.....when topping, I expect the same to be done for me......since my first man, I've loved eating ass!
  15. To paraphrase an old expression, "Revenge is a dish best served by a hot pozcock!"
  16. I love knowing I can give married men things their wives can't/won't give them!
  17. He might not get squirrely if you tell him that he satisfies you in ways your wife can't.
  18. It's not known as HOMO Depot for nothing!
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