Bathhouse Annoyances

[Guest GoneFishing]

1 hour ago, Jake69 said:

I’ve never been to a bathhouse I’m kind of nervous because I feel on comfortable walking around naked or with just a towel and then what about if somebody tries to hit on me that I’m not interested in I’m always polite and just say no thank you Bob are they clean or do they smellI’ve never been to a bathhouse I’m kind of nervous because I feel on comfortable walking around naked or with just a towel and then what about if somebody tries to hit on me that I’m not interested in I’m always polite and just say no thank you Bob are they clean or do they smell

You need to go at least once.  They Are fun and it all starts with the right attitude.  Go in with Low expectations and watch it turn out to be the best sex ever !  Oh and smells are the best part of a bath    Enjoy and post your story here.  Tee hee🐷

[1slut]

For bottom sluts like me, you never know when you need a shag or two before going home for a douche. I find the toilet sprays (bum guns) in saunas in South East Asia so handy.

Why can't saunas in Europe install these? They do not look difficult to install and will greatly improve the convenience and hygiene for all. 

[Guest Sydneybbfucker]

14 hours ago, Jake69 said:

I’ve never been to a bathhouse I’m kind of nervous because I feel on comfortable walking around naked or with just a towel and then what about if somebody tries to hit on me that I’m not interested in I’m always polite and just say no thank you Bob are they clean or do they smellI’ve never been to a bathhouse I’m kind of nervous because I feel on comfortable walking around naked or with just a towel and then what about if somebody tries to hit on me that I’m not interested in I’m always polite and just say no thank you Bob are they clean or do they smell

Jake, experience shows that some guys can be totally oblivious to politeness. No means No and that should be sufficient but you do get trolls who seem to consider that persistence is their only chance. Last time I was at a bathouse one guy kept trying to grab my crotch. First time I said No and gently removed his hand (he had got wandering hands). Half an hour later he did the same; that got a loud No and I forcefully removed his hand so there was no way he could have mistaken my refusal. An hour later he did the same again. I decided that this was fucked up and so grabbed his wrist and started to apply a lot of pressure. He squealed and said I was hurting him. I led him to the front desk still holding him and told the attendant what was happening. The guy didn't try for a fourth grab so although a polite refusal is all it should take be aware that some guys leave their manners in their locker.

[ErosWired]

This is a peripheral annoyance to bathhouses, but I have no patience for guys who chat you up online about a fuck, and then not only complain that they have no money to get in to the bathhouse, but then ask if you want to pay their way!  I had this happen twice today.

[Faggotuser]

On 8/24/2014 at 8:46 PM, Pwrfkme06 said:

Guys who do not cum in my ass

spoken like a true cumdump.good boy faggot.

[Faggotuser]

i hat the idiots that treat the sauna like a hallway. that is walk in one door then straight out the other without staying even a bit. so they open the door twice in a row and let the heat out, especially when a few dumdums in a row go through.

[bbpoznow]

if you are in the sauna  and ready to fuck  I would stay as long as possible .  you could  whore me out  in there to . make my ass a  full blown cum dump 

[downtownswallow]

Snobs. Just because I’m not your idea of Adonis doesn’t entitle you to be/act rude. 

Pissing in the shower  Really?  You can’t go BEFORE you walk into the community shower?

No thank you means No  Please quit asking, following me or getting upset that I’m not interested  It happens.

Making rude or uninvited comments.  If you’re not a participant or an invitee your thoughts are your own so please...no need to share them.

Dirty saunas, wet or dry  

Presuming that every man is going to swoon over you or expect your dick in their mouth  Don’t try unless invited.

 

 

 

[viking8x6]

Oh yes, most of the things that have already been mentioned, for sure!

I will add: Lookie-loos gathered in the hall to watch door-open action in a room (so far it's fine), who don't have the common sense or courtesy to leave enough space for other people to get past. And ditto that on steroids for the dark room.

[Jamesbgck]

Totally agree about the guys who stay in the sling without any action.  I’m a top.  I like to fuck multiple guys when at the bathhouse/sex club/bar back room.  If you’re planted in the sling for hours without anyone fucking you, take a hint and move on because, among other things, you are making it more difficult for me to get my cock into several different asses, lol.

[drscorpio]

I want to say this in defense of guys who "hog the sling." I have a rule. If I am in a sling and I hear the second song start on the gunk music they always play at the baths and I haven't gotten any action, I get up out of the sling and walk around. Admittedly, sometimes that is hard to judge because it all sounds the same  . But if I walk around the whole place a couple of times and get back to the sling and find it vacant, I will climb back in for a couple of songs and repeat the process. 

The last time I was at the baths, a friend of mine found me in the sling. "You big slut, have you been lying here all day?" I actually had only been in the sling for a few minutes 3 different times over 3 hours or so. He just happened to walk through the sling area on the same schedule. 

If you aren't standing there watching someone actively hog the sling, it may just be that you and he happened to be in the same place at the same time. 

[Cutedelicategay]

I have been to many bathhouses around the world and I find Europeans more open to their body types and sex than us in North America. Best example is towel dance in gym locker rooms. 

As for bathhouses, I agree that the norm is to have sex. I have never understood the mentality of modeling in the hallways or walking around in circles.

Secondly, guys that hang around the main entrance and if they find a someone entering the entire crowd is gone behind him. 

Thirdly, standing around playing with your cock and not taking initiative. If a bottom is ass up, he is there to be fucked and bred.

Fourthly, guys who cannot maintain a hard after so much sucking. I get and maintain my hard cock through the entire fuck. 

Last but not least, older gentlemen who are too aggressive. I agree with their right to be there but come on, you have lived and enjoyed your life. It's our time now.

[Guest hodannyboi]

I haven't read the entire thread so some of these have likely already been stated:

1)  Room partitions that don't go all the way to the ceiling or floor.  A private room should be private IMO.  The neighbor should not be able to look underneath or over the shared wall.  Ditto with anyone in the hallway.

2)  Guys who sleep in the common/play areas.  And the staff who do nothing about it.  Wake those fuckers up, tell them not to do it again, and if they do 86 them already.

3)  Guys who just want to finger my ass.  Finger my hole with your cock (or tongue) only please!

4)  Gigglers and cacklers, usually found in hallways in pairs or small groups.  What the fuck is so funny boys?

5)  The dudes who stay fully dressed and on the phone all night.  It's so hard not to get paranoid that they might be recording everyone on that phone.  Just like #2 I would love if staff would give warning and then 86.

6)  The tattle tale motherfucker who reports any room he suspects partying might be occurring in.  Usually finds himself 86'd though as he fails to take into account that the suspected partier might also be a really good tipper, and the staff has no interest in banning said partier as long as they keep the partying discreet in their room.  Still annoying though.

7)  Porn usually sucks and is condom.

8  Tvs configured to dis-allow usb plug ins.  So you can't even bring your own porn and play it.

9)  The music, usually.  I don't care how loud it is.  I do wish they would play something other than top 40.

10)  Slow check in.  What is the hold up?

Plenty more but I have to get my hole ready for daddy and his bud right now.

Edited May 18, 2019 by hodannyboi

[Ranger Rick]

You would expect a bathhouse to be the last place people would be judgmental, but... nope. 

[Guest MusclepigcunT]

Reading this is quite entertaining, particularly with the "complaints" about "older" men being aggressive. Absent from the complaints are younger men who are aggressive.  I can assure you that there are plenty of younger guys that are just as aggressive and want to have that "hairy muscle daddy" experience with me.  Aggressive is aggressive, no matter the age.  Why is it particularly egregious if it's an older dude?

Gentlemen, you may be 25 now, but I assure you that in 20 years you will be 45 and in 40 years, you will be 65.  There is nothing that can change that. 

I'm in my late 40s and generally have my pick of guys thanks to bodybuilding and good genetics. My experience is that "average" and "older" dudes are much better sexually than the 25 year old hairless chiseled Adonis needing an ego boost.  I've had sex with men in their late 60s (who are in great shape) that can throw down a mean fuck.

That's all.