Douching problem- help please

[Guest]

Hello everyone. I guess I just need general help with this issue. As right now it's having a massive impact on my sexual life.

I read a lot online. Read that famous pdf on this. Watched the German video explaining. But I just cannot douche properly.
I come from a country where seeing a bit shit was not a big issue. Now I live in the UK, where everyone expects sparkling intestines. But to be honest, I want it clean as well.

The thing is I was using a bulb douch. It used to take such a long time with it. At least an hour, 7-8 bulb loads sometimes until my whole body is dripping with sweat and I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
But eventually I would be clean. I used to do this in the morning, have breakfast, take a 1,5 hour long train journey, go lie under the biggest cock I've ever taken and get pounded until midnight. Even if I get proper greasy dinner that evening.  This was last year.

Then I wanted to give the nozzle douche thing a try. I keep hearing and reading people saying "oh, in 15 mins I'm ready".
I'm forever dirty with this thing. Every time I see the water come out clean, in a few minutes I get the urge to go again, and I'm just proper shitting. Which I guess means I get past the sigmoid and wake up the upper shit.
Or I don't do it enough, and later it turns out I'm still dirty.

I love getting fucked. I can get fucked for days non-stop.
But at this point, anal sex started to give me anxiety. Because I know the stress of douching is approaching.
I started to cancel plans now, because I can't get clean. Today I was crying in the bathroom with frustration.
Or a few times I created a mess, because there was trapped water, even though I fucked myself with a dildo for half an hour before the guy came over and I was clean.
And twice, I overdid it so much that I irritated the bowels and made my arse bleed.
I know I can go back to the bulb and sacrifice 1-2 hours before every anal sex. But even in that, there's a problem: why so long?

Honestly, can someone help me please? I want my anal sex back 😞

It would be great if responders included if they prefer nozzle or bulb btw

Thanks guys!

[wood]

28 minutes ago, subpig00 said:

Hello everyone. I guess I just need general help with this issue. As right now it's having a massive impact on my sexual life.

I read a lot online. Read that famous pdf on this. Watched the German video explaining. But I just cannot douche properly.
I come from a country where seeing a bit shit was not a big issue. Now I live in the UK, where everyone expects sparkling intestines. But to be honest, I want it clean as well.

The thing is I was using a bulb douch. It used to take such a long time with it. At least an hour, 7-8 bulb loads sometimes until my whole body is dripping with sweat and I'm bored out of my fucking mind.
But eventually I would be clean. I used to do this in the morning, have breakfast, take a 1,5 hour long train journey, go lie under the biggest cock I've ever taken and get pounded until midnight. Even if I get proper greasy dinner that evening.  This was last year.

Then I wanted to give the nozzle douche thing a try. I keep hearing and reading people saying "oh, in 15 mins I'm ready".
I'm forever dirty with this thing. Every time I see the water come out clean, in a few minutes I get the urge to go again, and I'm just proper shitting. Which I guess means I get past the sigmoid and wake up the upper shit.
Or I don't do it enough, and later it turns out I'm still dirty.

I love getting fucked. I can get fucked for days non-stop.
But at this point, anal sex started to give me anxiety. Because I know the stress of douching is approaching.
I started to cancel plans now, because I can't get clean. Today I was crying in the bathroom with frustration.
Or a few times I created a mess, because there was trapped water, even though I fucked myself with a dildo for half an hour before the guy came over and I was clean.
And twice, I overdid it so much that I irritated the bowels and made my arse bleed.
I know I can go back to the bulb and sacrifice 1-2 hours before every anal sex. But even in that, there's a problem: why so long?

Honestly, can someone help me please? I want my anal sex back 😞

It would be great if responders included if they prefer nozzle or bulb btw

Thanks guys!

It’s your diet. You need a bulking fiber supplement like Metamucil. It will change your life. 

[11bi11guy]

A lot of bottoms report taking up to 2 hours to get clean. When you say “nozzle douche,” do you mean a shower attachment or a bag with a hose? If you’re getting irritated so much that you bleed sometimes, I wonder if the flow is too strong.

I use a shower attachment, which has a diverter valve which allows me to control the flow. I’ve been told a safe flow to avoid irritation is if you point the hose straight up in the air, you want about four inches of water coming out. I’ll do that for a short rinse first, expel, then turn down the flow and use poppers and watch porn to slowly fill up a few times. Weighing myself when empty and full helps. Using my dildo helps.

Usually an hour of focused enemas will get the job done, but because I don’t like to do an enema without being aroused, I take my time and watch porn, which often lengthens the process to 1.5-2 hours. I’m attached to a female right now, so the only cock I’m getting is my dildo. But it’s a big Vixskin Outlaw, 9 inches insertable and it gets past my sigmoid sphincter. The process above is almost always good enough to get me clean enough to stretch out for that monster.

[Guest]

23 minutes ago, wood said:

It’s your diet. You need a bulking fiber supplement like Metamucil. It will change your life. 

Sorry I didn't add the detail in the OP. And can't now.

But I have a very balanced diet with lots of fiber. Also taking psyllium husks every day.

Edited June 26, 2020 by subpig00

[Guest]

14 minutes ago, 11bi11guy said:

A lot of bottoms report taking up to 2 hours to get clean. When you say “nozzle douche,” do you mean a shower attachment or a bag with a hose? If you’re getting irritated so much that you bleed sometimes, I wonder if the flow is too strong.

I use a shower attachment, which has a diverter valve which allows me to control the flow. I’ve been told a safe flow to avoid irritation is if you point the hose straight up in the air, you want about four inches of water coming out. I’ll do that for a short rinse first, expel, then turn down the flow and use poppers and watch porn to slowly fill up a few times. Weighing myself when empty and full helps. Using my dildo helps.

Usually an hour of focused enemas will get the job done, but because I don’t like to do an enema without being aroused, I take my time and watch porn, which often lengthens the process to 1.5-2 hours. I’m attached to a female right now, so the only cock I’m getting is my dildo. But it’s a big Vixskin Outlaw, 9 inches insertable and it gets past my sigmoid sphincter. The process above is almost always good enough to get me clean enough to stretch out for that monster.

Hey
I meant a shower attachment.

But isn't that too long? 1-2 hours?

I know people who do it every day, morning and evening, as they are cumdumps and the arse is always clean and ready.
And so many say "just half an hour" etc

The pressure tops put also proves to me that most bottoms they fuck get ready quickly. I keep them waiting constantly.
Just today the guy said he was gonna be at mine in 45 mins. I said no way. But his expectation that I could be ready in 45 mins means that most bottoms he fucks are able to get ready in that time.

[Guest]

Now that the breeding season is slowly coming back with covid restrictions easing, can't some of you guys help me please?
I miss out so many dicks because of this. It took 2 hours the last time. The good thing was I was clean until next morning (I skipped dinner though)
But everytime I go on Grindr there are lots of guys who wanna fuck me right then, or in the coming hour, and I can only say in 3 hours (douche+get ready+travel)

Some veteran douchers. Please help this poor slut 😞

[Pumpinmyhole]

1 hour ago, subpig00 said:

Some veteran douchers. Please help this poor slut 😞

I also take a fiber supplement like you do, as I've found it helps a LOT so keep on it.  I use a "travel" shower attachment.  Think of a silicone bowl that clips to a shower head, with the hoses coming out.  I have two attachments for it that go in my ass.  One is a standard 6" X 1/2" nozzle, the other is an 18" thin tube that I can use to snake up pretty deep.  The shorter one I'll use for a quick clean out.  By quick, I'm talking at least 30 minutes.  If I'm going to use the long one and insert it deep, we're talking 2 hours.  

Even with the shorter one, if I insert it as far as I can, and point it just right, I *can* get water into the sigmoid colon, causing a longer clean out.  The key for me is to put the shorter one in about one inch, squeeze and let my rectum fill for a count of 5, then release.  I'll repeat this a few times then wait about 15 minutes, remaining standing (figuring gravity will help).  After 15 minutes I'll repeat a few times and hope for clear water.  Then I'll wait about 10 minutes, sit on the toilet, and make sure all the water is released.  Usually, I'm good to go for at least 2 hours and sometimes up to 4.

If I'm using the 18" hose, I can only get it in about 12", but this is going to be the long clean out I'll need if I'm planning on a full 8 hours at the baths, or a full afternoon/evening hosting in a hotel room.  The hose is skinny with rounded edges, but if I'm not VERY careful, I'll find I'll bleed just a little bit.  Nothing severe or bad, but noticeable.  So slow and gentle is key.  I'll insert it as far as I can, let the water flow a bit, release, and repeat.  Once I've done this, I'll wait about half an hour to repeat.  But one thing that's consistent with me when I use the long hose is:  The first series of rinses will be messy.  Then repeated rinses with the long hose will be clear, but about 90 minutes into the process there's always a second wave of shit that comes out.  Once this second wave comes, I'm nearly done.  There's always a second wave, and sometimes that comes 2 hours into the process.  After the second wave I'll switch to the shorter nozzle and just do some follow up rinses until all the residual water is out...and it's usually pretty clear at this point. But yes, this all takes 2 hours.  

I've learned to never go online until my ass is ready.  I swear, twice as many guys will hit me up if I'm not ready.  Sure, you want to pop on and see who's around and who might want to play...but those tops will want it immediately and not be willing to wait.  If you're thinking you *might* want to play that day, stay offline until you're ready.  Seriously, the tops will be grateful you're ready NOW.  

[Guest]

22 hours ago, Pumpinmyhole said:

I also take a fiber supplement like you do, as I've found it helps a LOT so keep on it.  I use a "travel" shower attachment.  Think of a silicone bowl that clips to a shower head, with the hoses coming out.  I have two attachments for it that go in my ass.  One is a standard 6" X 1/2" nozzle, the other is an 18" thin tube that I can use to snake up pretty deep.  The shorter one I'll use for a quick clean out.  By quick, I'm talking at least 30 minutes.  If I'm going to use the long one and insert it deep, we're talking 2 hours.  

Even with the shorter one, if I insert it as far as I can, and point it just right, I *can* get water into the sigmoid colon, causing a longer clean out.  The key for me is to put the shorter one in about one inch, squeeze and let my rectum fill for a count of 5, then release.  I'll repeat this a few times then wait about 15 minutes, remaining standing (figuring gravity will help).  After 15 minutes I'll repeat a few times and hope for clear water.  Then I'll wait about 10 minutes, sit on the toilet, and make sure all the water is released.  Usually, I'm good to go for at least 2 hours and sometimes up to 4.

If I'm using the 18" hose, I can only get it in about 12", but this is going to be the long clean out I'll need if I'm planning on a full 8 hours at the baths, or a full afternoon/evening hosting in a hotel room.  The hose is skinny with rounded edges, but if I'm not VERY careful, I'll find I'll bleed just a little bit.  Nothing severe or bad, but noticeable.  So slow and gentle is key.  I'll insert it as far as I can, let the water flow a bit, release, and repeat.  Once I've done this, I'll wait about half an hour to repeat.  But one thing that's consistent with me when I use the long hose is:  The first series of rinses will be messy.  Then repeated rinses with the long hose will be clear, but about 90 minutes into the process there's always a second wave of shit that comes out.  Once this second wave comes, I'm nearly done.  There's always a second wave, and sometimes that comes 2 hours into the process.  After the second wave I'll switch to the shorter nozzle and just do some follow up rinses until all the residual water is out...and it's usually pretty clear at this point. But yes, this all takes 2 hours.  

I've learned to never go online until my ass is ready.  I swear, twice as many guys will hit me up if I'm not ready.  Sure, you want to pop on and see who's around and who might want to play...but those tops will want it immediately and not be willing to wait.  If you're thinking you *might* want to play that day, stay offline until you're ready.  Seriously, the tops will be grateful you're ready NOW.  

Thanks a lot for this!

I understand that my problem is I'm accidentally always doing the full cleaning. I actually want to do the full cleaning, as I usually have long sessions. But so many people around me do them under such a long time.

Aside from the time being long itself, the other problem arises when I'm staying at a dom's flat for a few days of use. They will send me to bathroom to get ready, and wait inside themselves, which is incredibly stressful, with usually a time limit they gave me. And there have been times where I was not ready when the time was up... Let's say we don't see each other anymore.

I think the next thing I'll try is instead of "accidentally" go for the full cleanup, which means I waste time with small fills, I will directly go for a full cleanup and fill the whole colon a few times. I hope that helps... 😞

[Swampboi]

Thanks for this discussion guys— it’s always good to hear from folks with common experiences.

One was thing to add: taking an immodium can help with trapped water. 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Swampboi said:

Thanks for this discussion guys— it’s always good to hear from folks with common experiences.

One was thing to add: taking an immodium can help with trapped water. 

Hey!
I though immodium was used for slowing down gut's unholy work after you were completely done with the douche, including getting rid of the trapped water, to get you going for a whole day.
Can you explain how it helps with the trapped water please?

[Swampboi]

7 hours ago, subpig00 said:

Hey!
I though immodium was used for slowing down gut's unholy work after you were completely done with the douche, including getting rid of the trapped water, to get you going for a whole day.
Can you explain how it helps with the trapped water please?

Haha I’m not a scientist by any means—this was just a tip a hot from some of the guys at pig week—specifically when doing a deep Clean.  They said take some immodium or pepto and it’ll help with any residual water that may be trapped in there. 
 

IVe tried this— and so far no issues 

[Collar4chemboys]

8 hours ago, Swampboi said:

Haha I’m not a scientist by any means—this was just a tip a hot from some of the guys at pig week—specifically when doing a deep Clean.  They said take some immodium or pepto and it’ll help with any residual water that may be trapped in there. 
 

IVe tried this— and so far no issues 

Actually boys 

Aside from the traditional douching ways

 There are at least three other ways  that can get you clean out. 

1) high soluble diet 24 to 48 hrs before (yeah  right like anyone of you know what I am yakking about or plans for sex.. ) 

2) HIGHLY recommended... Get some Glycerin Suppositories. (u may oray not had it as a kid, I sure did back in the 80s they look like tiny bullets you get them over the counter..  U store them in the fridge when it's hot as fuck in the summer.  Hr before fucking or getting fuck you shuff one up your ass and no matter what you you hold it in it for 45min until u can't stand it anymore then you empty your bowel.. Do a quick rinse u are done... (OH! Don't go for the fancy one get the cheapest one it's like $3.95 for 12 pills...) 

3) I do that to boys who  say no limits and or plan to spend the nigh or as a degrading thing  or plan for a whole weekend scene.. crave humilating when they suspect it or when I am. Breaking  in a boy to slave or whatever  of course. Citro Mag. the shit that you drink. Before your colonoscopy. Make sure its cold from the fridge mthe boy is chain or restrained to a bucket or put in porta toilet seat or if You have extra toilet sure. Gaga o not gag funnel. Feed 2 litres of water. For the next 6 hrs he will poop everything out.. U don't have what to worry a damn thing   fluid diet. (yes I can be perverted and very sadistic. Personally I prefer the second one. Fast and easy for my boys. 

 

 

[shinelover]

7 minutes ago, Collar4chemboys said:

Actually boys 

Aside from the traditional douching ways

 There are at least three other ways  that can get you clean out. 

1) high soluble diet 24 to 48 hrs before (yeah  right like anyone of you know what I am yakking about or plans for sex.. ) 

2) HIGHLY recommended... Get some Glycerin Suppositories. (u may oray not had it as a kid, I sure did back in the 80s they look like tiny bullets you get them over the counter..  U store them in the fridge when it's hot as fuck in the summer.  Hr before fucking or getting fuck you shuff one up your ass and no matter what you you hold it in it for 45min until u can't stand it anymore then you empty your bowel.. Do a quick rinse u are done... (OH! Don't go for the fancy one get the cheapest one it's like $3.95 for 12 pills...) 

3) I do that to boys who  say no limits and or plan to spend the nigh or as a degrading thing  or plan for a whole weekend scene.. crave humilating when they suspect it or when I am. Breaking  in a boy to slave or whatever  of course. Citro Mag. the shit that you drink. Before your colonoscopy. Make sure its cold from the fridge mthe boy is chain or restrained to a bucket or put in porta toilet seat or if You have extra toilet sure. Gaga o not gag funnel. Feed 2 litres of water. For the next 6 hrs he will poop everything out.. U don't have what to worry a damn thing   fluid diet. (yes I can be perverted and very sadistic. Personally I prefer the second one. Fast and easy for my boys. 

 

 

The glycerine suppositories sounds good to me, never heard of that one before.

[408curious]

2 hours ago, Collar4chemboys said:

 

3) I do that to boys who  say no limits and or plan to spend the nigh or as a degrading thing  or plan for a whole weekend scene.. crave humilating when they suspect it or when I am. Breaking  in a boy to slave or whatever  of course. Citro Mag. the shit that you drink. Before your colonoscopy. Make sure its cold from the fridge mthe boy is chain or restrained to a bucket or put in porta toilet seat or if You have extra toilet sure. Gaga o not gag funnel. Feed 2 litres of water. For the next 6 hrs he will poop everything out.. U don't have what to worry a damn thing   fluid diet. (yes I can be perverted and very sadistic. Personally I prefer the second one. Fast and easy for my boys. 

 

 

I had to drink a liter of that shit for a CT scan.  I was literally crying tryin" to choke it down.

[Guest]

On 7/14/2020 at 4:04 AM, Collar4chemboys said:

Actually boys 

Aside from the traditional douching ways

 There are at least three other ways  that can get you clean out. 

1) high soluble diet 24 to 48 hrs before (yeah  right like anyone of you know what I am yakking about or plans for sex.. ) 

2) HIGHLY recommended... Get some Glycerin Suppositories. (u may oray not had it as a kid, I sure did back in the 80s they look like tiny bullets you get them over the counter..  U store them in the fridge when it's hot as fuck in the summer.  Hr before fucking or getting fuck you shuff one up your ass and no matter what you you hold it in it for 45min until u can't stand it anymore then you empty your bowel.. Do a quick rinse u are done... (OH! Don't go for the fancy one get the cheapest one it's like $3.95 for 12 pills...) 

3) I do that to boys who  say no limits and or plan to spend the nigh or as a degrading thing  or plan for a whole weekend scene.. crave humilating when they suspect it or when I am. Breaking  in a boy to slave or whatever  of course. Citro Mag. the shit that you drink. Before your colonoscopy. Make sure its cold from the fridge mthe boy is chain or restrained to a bucket or put in porta toilet seat or if You have extra toilet sure. Gaga o not gag funnel. Feed 2 litres of water. For the next 6 hrs he will poop everything out.. U don't have what to worry a damn thing   fluid diet. (yes I can be perverted and very sadistic. Personally I prefer the second one. Fast and easy for my boys. 

 

 

I might give the suppositories a chance. But need to read about them a bit. Sounds like constant use of them might cause constipation later in life.
I generally get fucked 4 days a week.
But will give it some thought. Thank you!
 

On 7/13/2020 at 7:10 PM, Swampboi said:

Haha I’m not a scientist by any means—this was just a tip a hot from some of the guys at pig week—specifically when doing a deep Clean.  They said take some immodium or pepto and it’ll help with any residual water that may be trapped in there. 
 

IVe tried this— and so far no issues 

OK. The thing is, today, this happened:

I got ready. I did deep cleaning. It again took about 1,5 hours. To check myself after, I'm fucking myself with my dildo in every position in that bathtub, and after all that mess, the water is pristine at last, and the dildo is shiny clean. I take one immodium.
I get ready, take the train and travel. Once the travel is over, this is 3 hours after cleaning, I take another Immodium.
I arrive at the top's house 4 hours after the cleaning is done. As soon as I enter, I feel like I need to go to the toilet.
You can imagine the rest.
Thank goodness I brought my equipment with me. I took another 1,5 hours for douching in his bathroom. And when he was breeding me, there was sight of blood.

I'm honestly lost. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. If there was a douching masterclass, I would go immediately. I'm so sick of this.
I started to lose my horniness due to this problem...