Proper douching

[smokey1121]

28 minutes ago, boy4you said:

I took my first fist at 19

 

Would u fist me

[Guest Porthos]

I have a shower shot and it does get me very clean but it takes a good hour and multiple times. The one problem with the shower shot is it gets way in there and dilutes whatever is inside you. If you don't evacuate everything you run the risk of it coming out in a messy form while being fucked. 

For the past year I've been playing with a black guy with an 8" curved dick...Our sessions are pretty long and he really opens me up...A few times his long fucking loosened stuff way inside me that was a bit messy...Now I make sure I'm totally evacuated

After the water coming out of me is clear I slide a 7" dildo inside me....a few times this did expose some residual so i would continue cleaning until I get a totally clean dildo.....Bottoming is a lot of work

[Guest]

5 hours ago, skylon said:

Bottoming is a lot of work

Every top should be a bottom just once in his life to see how much work is involved. All those guys on apps expecting you to be ready in 10 minutes out of nowhere...dude, you don't want to rush your bottom!

[rawvirgin]

On 9/10/2020 at 2:00 PM, skylon said:

 If you don't evacuate everything you run the risk of it coming out in a messy form while being fucked. 

.A few times his long fucking loosened stuff way inside me that was a bit messy...Now I make sure I'm totally evacuated

 

That's exactly what happened to me.

I'm going to try Imodium next time and hopefully that will work.

[NastyRigPig]

Everyone needs to realize your asshole has a day job. 

[rawsatyr]

Well, this subject, as 'unsavory' and embarrassing as it may be, should have been taught in 'Gay 101'. I wished I had gay 'mentors' when I came out and had known what I was getting into. Instead the whole 'taking-it-up-the-ass' ordeal was like a blind man in the forest with lots of 'hits-and-misses'... or should I say 'shits-and-misses'?

My 'first awkward and very first GAY experience' was with an older very experienced male after going to the gym with him and working out. I was really a total babe in the woods then, 19 but looking like I was going on 16. Embarrassing to me though! He was a big brute, probably in his 40's. He was the hunky bouncer in the first gay bar I ever ventured in and he didn't trust my ID at first, thought it was fake... but within that week of meeting him he wanted to put his auger into new bottom-soil, as I guess guys like him do. Plant a flag and add a notch on his conquest belt! Another thing I should have been coached on... to embrace it and go with it! (these days that kinda action turns me on)

Yes he popped my cherry, if that eye-bulging, New-York-10 seconds or less of penetration counts. Holy crap! "Too much beaucoup!" (as a Vietnamese hooker says to a big, black GI in the movie "APOCALYPSE NOW")  Well I saw stars but it wasn't 'napalm in the morning' I was smelling... Well the motherfucker had hit pay-dirt and I guess he didn't like it. Disappeared into his bathroom for an eternity and must have scrubbed his drill-bit of all the virgin shit while I greedily rifled through his old-style cowboy-barebacking porn magazines (something new) seeing the competition and what the future had in store for me. Yeah that first cherry-popping cock was huge... too large for me, as an amateur, not prepared physically and mentally. HORSE-COCK is what I learned later, his 'bar-reputation'  was. A proper intro to douching and poppers might have turned me into fast learner though... but it was too late. Too late for getting a high score with this dude. No points for trying! No second chances for another audition and becoming a star-performer. At least not with this legend of a stud-fornicator. When I meekly shuffled back to his place of employ a week later, he already had to tall, long-haired sex-god leaning up to him who 'must have passed the test' and I was dismissed, unceremoniously with a bored glance...

Nobody had ever talked about a 'douche' to me. The seemingly-[banned word] poo, closeted hush-hushness turned me off to the whole gay butt-fuck scene and I retreated back into a straight mockery of a life... slowly came back a year later, still curious and from then on only bottomed sparingly. Again, no concerted effort of 'preparation' from peers; somehow got lucky... mostly!

I got lucky later though with a West Hollywood ex-porn star who introduced me to poppers and a more casual attitude towards the occasional 'accidents'. He said: "When you fuck dudes, you might as well get used to getting dirty now and then!"

There is a guy here in town who is gossiped to have the 'biggest cock', defined to be in the 10-inch beer-can league, who apparently got so used to 'hitting pay-dirt' in his early, oversexed, teenage years that 'scat-play' became 'his thing'... as in REAL TIME now.

Like most of us though, I take a hard pass on that prospective, dung-splattered circus pony-ride... although I wouldn't mind talking up 'the shit' with that big-dicked fool and instead engage fully prepared after lengthy douche sessions and ingesting PURE... and hope my 'spotless' but active power-bottom performance will compensate...

As a former 'top', finally really enjoying BEING and ACCEPTING myself as a bottom was a major evolution: BIG TURNING POINT: When I started dating a hardcore player (as I like to erotically call them) from Houston started dating me it broke down the door 'to the underground' for me. A hands-on-kinda guy, he just brought over the douche nozzle kit and installed it for me, no questions asked, just said: "This will kick up your action a notch!" Oh man, that certainly beats the awkward garden-hose! 

Now reading about PURE and psyllium has me take notice; how did I miss that useful tidbits in gay class? Has this info been around? A trade secret of porn performers?

In any case, too late for this morning for today's scheduled fuckfest with my bestie. But I'm ready though with my standard 'preparation' that has worked for 'standard-to-semi-large' cocks; Lite dinner, no eating after 6, douching repeatedly from like now 9am to about 10 and then off to the whore's races! Hope I win... AGAIN!

[YourNoLimitsBottom]

On 9/9/2020 at 4:53 AM, Spunkinmyarse said:

Changing your diet and introducing some extra fibre in the form of a supplement isn’t a bad idea either...

Totally agree on the concept of fiber. I have a fairly standard clean diet, complete with oatmeal in the mornings, and have very regular... well, morning functions. I've found that this goes a long way to keeping me cleaned out so any preparation for fun activities is very minimal, and any spontaneous activities with no preparation don't worry me.

[boy4you]

14 hours ago, NastyRigPig said:

Everyone needs to realize your asshole has a day job. 

LMAO 

 

[C10H15N]

If I know I’m going to be taking 8” or more, I damn sure do a full deep fisting clean out with my shower shot and Imodium.  Anything less won’t  be banging on my second letting the dogs out.  

[Guest]

Personally I find metamucil WAY cheaper and more effective than anything else, of course everyone's digestive system is different so only you know what works, how and when. 

[twstdpigboy]

This is the best guide by far

 

 

cleaning out for bottoms 101.pdf

[Phallarchist]

5 hours ago, twstdpigboy said:

This is the best guide by far

 

 

cleaning out for bottoms 101.pdf 557.23 kB · 5 downloads

It's good that it emphasizes how thorough the process has to be. Faggotry is an extremely unfair and inescapable burden. A man need only have an erection. A fag has to wash his colon for hours at a time, get stabbed in the guts without a word of complaint, and thank the man for the privilege. It makes no sense whatsoever, but men and their dicks are just that valuable.

[BareDublin]

7 hours ago, twstdpigboy said:

This is the best guide by far

 

 

cleaning out for bottoms 101.pdf 557.23 kB · 9 downloads

I learned by trial and error but I can certainly relate to this! Great guide.

[parvenu]

4 hours ago, FaceLoad said:

It's good that it emphasizes how thorough the process has to be. Faggotry is an extremely unfair and inescapable burden. A man need only have an erection. A fag has to wash his colon for hours at a time, get stabbed in the guts without a word of complaint, and thank the man for the privilege. It makes no sense whatsoever, but men and their dicks are just that valuable.

this made me cum

[cumbottom4use]

All good advice, there is nothing easy about being a bottom.