Top 5 Weirdest Guys I Want to Fuck

[Treehugger]

Just for fun here are my top 5 weirdest (embarrassing? grossest?) guys I want to fuck.

No. 1 Mumm Rha. If you grew up in the 80's you probably watched Thundercats.  I thought Mumm Rha was hot! I love bad boys and he was a mysterious villain with killer thighs.  I so wanted to get a peak under his shenti. What I wanted most was a three-way with Mumm Rha and Skeletor.

No. 2 Groundskeeper Willie. I always had a thing for older men and when I saw Willie rip off his shirt on the Simpsons I was ready for the pants to go. Janitor porn is one of my things. Hey Treasure Island, more janitor porn with Willie look-a-likes please.

No. 3 Steven Miller. I can't help it, creeps and jerks turn me on. You can't get any creepier or jerkier than Steven Miller. I bet he's got a nice ass. Has too considering how conservative and tight he is. I'd eat his ass before I fucked it and then threw him out on the street followed by his clothes. I am keeping the shoes though.

No. 4 Lucy from Disenchantment. Hear me out on this one. Two things that attract me are a sexy voice and an attitude. Lucy has both in spades. He is adorable, funny, and such a bad boy. I pop a boner every time he speaks.

No. 5 Donald Trump Jr. Okay I am actually grossed out by this one and ashamed of myself cuz I can not stand this guy! But ever since he grew a beard I want to sit on his dick. I have such a weak spot for guys with beards. Its my achilles heal. Grow a decent beard and watch me bend over. Sigh. So he can fuck me but only if he doesn't say a word.

I could go on, there are more of course. Let me know your top 5.

[ErosWired]

7 hours ago, Treehugger said:

Grow a decent beard

That’s not a decent beard. That’s the only photo of him I’ve ever seen in which his beard doesn’t look like it’s out of place on his face and desperately, desperately trying to make a sales pitch. A man’s beard has to reflect the inner man in order to work, and this beard never has. He would be better off with seedy, pencil-thin moustaches and a goatee, if he insists on facial hair.

[Treehugger]

12 hours ago, ErosWired said:

That’s not a decent beard. That’s the only photo of him I’ve ever seen in which his beard doesn’t look like it’s out of place on his face and desperately, desperately trying to make a sales pitch. A man’s beard has to reflect the inner man in order to work, and this beard never has. He would be better off with seedy, pencil-thin moustaches and a goatee, if he insists on facial hair.

So I am a whore for any kind of facial hair. Like I said its a weakness. And if it actually came to it I hope I would tell Junior to fuck off. I don't disagree with you, if you scrutinize his facial hair it does look like he glued the sweepings off the barbershop floor onto his face.

Does my beard pass muster? No one ever sees it due to quarantine and mask wearing.

[BlackDude]

In the James Bond movie, their was this Russian computer nerd/villain Boris. He was suppose to be the skinny, dorky and clumsy with women, but I’ve always pictured him as a guy that would have a 10-12 inch dick that’s I’d totally suck off, then rail. Ironically enough his name is Allan Cumming. Nerds have the best cock.

 

Edited March 27, 2021 by BlackDude

[drscorpio]

30 minutes ago, BlackDude said:

In the James Bond movie, their was this Russian computer nerd/villain Boris. He was suppose to be the skinny, dorky and clumsy with women, but I’ve always pictured him as a guy that would have a 10-12 inch dick that’s I’d totally suck off, then rail. Ironically enough his name is Allan Cumming. Nerds have the best cock.

 

I agree. By the way Cumming is openly bi and married to a man. 

[7bb86]

Deffo putin!

[BlackDude]

1 hour ago, drscorpio said:

I agree. By the way Cumming is openly bi and married to a man. 

What?! Wow I never knew that all these years. Guess my instincts do work sometimes!

[Treehugger]

1 hour ago, 7bb86 said:

Deffo putin!

Dude! Your Putin trumps my Trump Jr.  

[Treehugger]

2 hours ago, BlackDude said:

In the James Bond movie, their was this Russian computer nerd/villain Boris. He was suppose to be the skinny, dorky and clumsy with women, but I’ve always pictured him as a guy that would have a 10-12 inch dick that’s I’d totally suck off, then rail. Ironically enough his name is Allan Cumming. Nerds have the best cock.

 

Good choice! I've had the hots for Alan Cumming ever since I saw him in The Anniversary Party. 

[7bb86]

4 minutes ago, Treehugger said:

Dude! Your Putin trumps my Trump Jr.  

u know he would breed good don’t you

[IrishKinkyCumDump]

9 hours ago, Treehugger said:

So I am a whore for any kind of facial hair. Like I said its a weakness. And if it actually came to it I hope I would tell Junior to fuck off. I don't disagree with you, if you scrutinize his facial hair it does look like he glued the sweepings off the barbershop floor onto his face.

Does my beard pass muster? No one ever sees it due to quarantine and mask wearing.

gorgeous beard

[BlackDude]

Oh one more: a younger Rob Zombie with no makeup. Don’t judge me! 

[bbonthehill]

I’ve had fantasies about getting anti-LGBT religious leaders tweaked and putting them into the sling at the sleazier of the two local bathhouses and whoring their holes to all cummers.  

[Treehugger]

33 minutes ago, BlackDude said:

Oh one more: a younger Rob Zombie with no makeup. Don’t judge me! 

Had to look him up. I would fuck him with or without makeup. I'd probably let Harvey Weinstein fuck me so who am I to judge.

[EricX]

On 3/26/2021 at 9:59 PM, Treehugger said:

So I am a whore for any kind of facial hair. Like I said its a weakness. And if it actually came to it I hope I would tell Junior to fuck off. I don't disagree with you, if you scrutinize his facial hair it does look like he glued the sweepings off the barbershop floor onto his face.

Does my beard pass muster? No one ever sees it due to quarantine and mask wearing.

I’d have to lick the cum off first, to make an accurate assessment of your beard. 😈