pervinmt Posted June 24, 2022 Report Share Posted June 24, 2022 So would my fantasy of DeSantis hate fucking me while wearing Mickey Mouse ears fall into this? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlampaBay Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 9:00 AM, ellentonboy said: There is a weather guy on the local CBS affiliate named Tyler Moore (locals look him up he is hot). Even the name Tyler Moore screams porn to me. He's relatively new, but very hot. He's listed as a "meteorologist with 10 Tampa Bay". I know it's odd to pick out some local television personality but he gets my vote. Nope. Tyler Moore’s absolutely fuckable, especially after slipping him sumthin in his Gatorade… 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sfmike64 Posted June 26, 2022 Report Share Posted June 26, 2022 On 6/24/2022 at 6:21 PM, pervinmt said: So would my fantasy of DeSantis hate fucking me while wearing Mickey Mouse ears fall into this? Eww. That's NASTY. Fucking sicko. 😉 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
truepig Posted June 30, 2022 Report Share Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) Animal Cookie Monster Gonzo Fozzie Pepe "the shrimp" Edited June 30, 2022 by truepig made mistake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sturm611 Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 On 6/21/2022 at 1:16 AM, jz48811 said: You take Popeye, I'll take Bluto:) That big hairy fucker....when I was a boy some of my earliest dirty thoughts were about him. And now, I'd still gladly fuck is undoubtedly furry butt:) Bluto sort of has a Tom of Finland vibe about him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieatcumholes Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 I want to fuck (and film for blackmail) Ron De Santis (without the mouse ears, although he can wear them if he wants) Jim Jordan Ron Johnson Marco Rubio Tom Cotton Rand Paul Josh Hawley Ted Cruz Hmmm.... I notice a theme there. I'm not trying to take it to that particular topic though. 🤪 (And, sorry, I really did TRY to keep it down to five, but that just wasn't possible.) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hntnhole Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 #'s 2 and 4 will be eeeeasy pickins: the wrestler wrecker and "our dancing daughter" are already well-established (if closeted) gays. #1 is all yours: Not me, not for anything. #3 doesn't deserve a second glance, let alone your magnificent obsessions. #5, welllllll ... maaaybe I'd second the motion, provided a large gag was handy. #6, I'd rather take that curling iron off his head and shove it where you intend to leave your calling card, so check to see if I beat you to it before you ... well ... #7, Not in my nightest-of-mares. #8, I'd rather never Breed a Hole again, than get within 30 yards of that total p.o.s. I WILL, however, be your cinematographer ...... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkroomTaker Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 May I add the Munchkins from the Wizard of Oz? Some are kinda hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBArchangel Posted July 3, 2022 Report Share Posted July 3, 2022 21 hours ago, Ieatcumholes said: I want to fuck (and film for blackmail) Ron De Santis (without the mouse ears, although he can wear them if he wants) Jim Jordan Ron Johnson Marco Rubio Tom Cotton Rand Paul Josh Hawley Ted Cruz Hmmm.... I notice a theme there. I'm not trying to take it to that particular topic though. 🤪 (And, sorry, I really did TRY to keep it down to five, but that just wasn't possible.) I guess my days of activism really are over. I wouldn’t fuck one of these guys, for the cause or not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieatcumholes Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 1 hour ago, BBArchangel said: I guess my days of activism really are over. I wouldn’t fuck one of these guys, for the cause or not. I'm a team player, and will take one (er, eight) for the team. What can I say? 😁🤪 And just between me and my BZ peeps, I actually do find some of them sexually attractive. 🤯 If they just weren't such a-holes, I'd do them on the DL and no one would ever know. But when people who should do the right thing don't do the right thing, I'm happy to help guide them towards the right thing to do. And if I get to breed some hole while I'm at it, even better! 👼 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hntnhole Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 15 minutes ago, Ieatcumholes said: I'd do them on the DL and no one would ever know. Actually, if I were the cinematographer, EVERYONE ON EARTH would know !!! Obviously, I'd put a "squiggle" (or whatever it's called) on your face so you wouldn't pay the price, but they definitely would. I wound have to admit - if I saw a couple of them at the tubs taking loads, I'd probably add mine. ... 5 or 7, maaaaaybe ... expecially if you'd already been "visiting" with them .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieatcumholes Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 3 minutes ago, hntnhole said: Actually, if I were the cinematographer, EVERYONE ON EARTH would know !!! 😆😂🤣 If I did them on the DL, I wouldn't need a cinematographer! 😉🤪😘 But good looking out for me! 🥰🥰🥰 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BannedWord Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 9:00 AM, ellentonboy said: There is a weather guy on the local CBS affiliate named Tyler Moore (locals look him up he is hot). Even the name Tyler Moore screams porn to me. He's relatively new, but very hot. He's listed as a "meteorologist with 10 Tampa Bay". I know it's odd to pick out some local television personality but he gets my vote. Since we're talking about TV weather 'guys' (you'll see why the quotes in a moment), there is a dude on the local cable news channel in Sarasota, Justin Mosley. If you couldn't tell before this happened, he was totally outed after this one. It's precious. [think before following links] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7F1AhnWAhHc However, I actually like his forecasts as they're the most accurate and he explains things very well at a local level here so it's relatable. The video has been around in several forms for years, this is just one of the versions of it, and it's been included in a ton of blooper reels. If you don't laugh at this, I'll be praying for you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ieatcumholes Posted July 4, 2022 Report Share Posted July 4, 2022 10 minutes ago, TheSRQDude said: If you couldn't tell before this happened, he was totally outed after this one. It's precious. A cockroach crawling on my leg would make me scream the same way! Mother Nature's creatures need to stay out of my space and DEFINITELY off my person! Now, I would MOST definitely fuck him though! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 4, 2022 Report Share Posted August 4, 2022 On 6/22/2022 at 9:00 AM, ellentonboy said: There is a weather guy on the local CBS affiliate named Tyler Moore (locals look him up he is hot). Even the name Tyler Moore screams porn to me. He's relatively new, but very hot. He's listed as a "meteorologist with 10 Tampa Bay". I know it's odd to pick out some local television personality but he gets my vote. Oh hell, YES! Gets my vote and if it ever should occur, PLEASE let me watch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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