What annoys you most about gay porn.

[norefusal]

the uselessness of online searches! 

i type "verbal toxic top pozzes neg bugchasing faggot" and get a dozen results:

first video uses condoms

second video has a woman in it

third video the top pulled out and cums on the floor

fourth video the two guys never say a word 

it's like "did i stutter? where's my verbal toxic pozzing of a fag?" 

 

[muscmtl]

Useless google search. Or worse indexing. Like "orgy" for videos of only one bottom getting fucked and nothing else happens, the exact opposite of orgy

[Guest]

39 minutes ago, muscmtl said:

Useless google search. Or worse indexing. Like "orgy" for videos of only one bottom getting fucked and nothing else happens, the exact opposite of orgy

Definitely! And in my book, you need a "bare" minimum of 5 participants for it to be called an "orgy," of course the more the merrier, but a minimum of 5

[blackrobe]

1 hour ago, muscmtl said:

Useless google search. Or worse indexing. Like "orgy" for videos of only one bottom getting fucked and nothing else happens, the exact opposite of orgy

To be fair, it's the people tagging the content and tags that the Google crawler reads that are the problem. People add tags that aren't correct because they hope to game the system and drive traffic to the site and that content.  

It could also be that people are ignorant of what words actually mean. The amount of content tagged with "breeding" where condoms are clearly in use boggles the mind. There's a reason that building clear classification and taxonomy systems for content is a discipline all on its own.

[FF69]

so few FF BB orgies

[fuzzybttm]

For tops:  Too much grunting.  It's sex, it's physical, we get it.  But there are tops who can literally just grunt for 45 min, and it gets old once you notice it.  For bottoms:  Learn to moan something other than "oh fuck" or be quiet for a minute.  But, like grunting, listening to "oh fuck" on loop nonstop for 45 minutes gets old quickly.  Basically I'm just pleading for some verbal variety (or, gasp, sometimes refraining from saying anything).

Also, bottoms who can ride MASSIVE cocks (and DP and huge toys and everything) but can barely manage to suck the head of a cock.  That level of anal commitment is a skill to be commended, but it's a bit of a peeve that the oral sucks so much given the edit always has 5-15 min of oral foreplay that is just bad in those instances.

[phukhole]

bad acting.  I understand that studios will tell performers to be loud and be vocal, but when it's forced, it sounds stupid.  I don't want to hear some twink moaning like a female in straight porn. By all means moan and grunt and make any noise that naturally comes out, but faking it is an immediate turn off.  Also, story-driven porn.  NO ONE believes that a vibrating butt plug is going to make you convulse so hard you knock things off the table.  Again, it's stupid.   Likewise bad casting.  I want to see some chemistry between the guys fucking.  If either one looks bored, guess what?  So am I.  and 4th, fetishes.  Cast people into whatever fetish you're filming. There's nothing worse that thinking you're gonna get a hot <fetish> scene, but are left with people who don't know what they're doing or who aren't into it.   Thankfully there is more and more amateur porn.  Unfortunately, not every amateur comprehends basic lighting, sound or basic production values!

[dude8688]

The vast majority of videos on bareback bastards having the top pull out and waste half his load on the floor/bed/hole or even worse facial cumshots. And all the vile drug use videos. 

[Johnjohn]

I hate those BB vids that spend more than half the running time on cocksucking. OK, I have nothing against cocksucking (I'm an expert cocksucker myself), but these vids are supposed to be about breeding and I want to see guys ramming their dicks into holes and seeding them.

[Phallarchist]

7 hours ago, Johnjohn said:

I hate those BB vids that spend more than half the running time on cocksucking.

I can watch sucking for a long time if the fellator is exceptionally skilled and beautiful, but that's rarely the case.

[ErosWired]

On 7/18/2023 at 12:21 PM, fuzzybttm said:

Also, bottoms who can ride MASSIVE cocks (and DP and huge toys and everything) but can barely manage to suck the head of a cock.

I think this comes down to two things: Anatomy and specialty. A bottom might have been able to stretch his hole over time to take those big intrusions, but he can’t unhinge his jaw or remove teeth that are rooted in place. I don’t have a very large mouth, so taking cocks over a certain size orally is out of the question. So, what’s a guy with limited oral capacity to do? Specialize in ass, of course. And while there may be those rare specimens out there gifted in taking huge things in both holes, I’m betting that when a videographer is looking for a guy to take something really outrageous up his cunt for the camera, he’s going to look for a specialist.

[ErosWired]

On 7/18/2023 at 12:49 PM, phukhole said:

NO ONE believes that a vibrating butt plug is going to make you convulse so hard you knock things off the table.

A cattle prod, on the other hand…

[Zacksabottom]

I wish there were more bottoms with small dicks in porn! I’m tiny and I never see anyone who looks like me in videos and it’s annoying. Why does a bottom’s dick need to be 6”+?! Put a cumdump with a micro dick in a video and watch him get gangbanged and bred by a bunch of hung dudes. 

[fuzzybttm]

38 minutes ago, ErosWired said:

I think this comes down to two things: Anatomy and specialty. A bottom might have been able to stretch his hole over time to take those big intrusions, but he can’t unhinge his jaw or remove teeth that are rooted in place. I don’t have a very large mouth, so taking cocks over a certain size orally is out of the question. So, what’s a guy with limited oral capacity to do? Specialize in ass, of course. And while there may be those rare specimens out there gifted in taking huge things in both holes, I’m betting that when a videographer is looking for a guy to take something really outrageous up his cunt for the camera, he’s going to look for a specialist.

100%, but, counterpoint as director, if the bottom is only gifted in one hole, don't make the first 20-55% of the scene all about bad (in the porn sense, not that it's not fun or enjoyable outside of performance) oral.  I agree with all of your observations wholeheartedly (hole-heartedly?) but take them to what I think is a fairly logical conclusion of focusing the performance/scene on what the performers do well, and not a tortured obligatory nod to the studio days of yore where every scene had to follow the exact same pace/checklist and a VHS strung [X] number of scenes together to fill an entire tape.  So if you suck at sucking the massive cocks you ride, great, then move on, explore other avenues of foreplay, or just dive right in.  Anyhow, that's how I feel about it at least haha

[fuzzybttm]

38 minutes ago, Zacksabottom said:

I wish there were more bottoms with small dicks in porn! I’m tiny and I never see anyone who looks like me in videos and it’s annoying. Why does a bottom’s dick need to be 6”+?! Put a cumdump with a micro dick in a video and watch him get gangbanged and bred by a bunch of hung dudes. 

This is why I love chastity bottoms in porn where there's a defined top and a defined bottom, esp in cumdump scenes.  If it's a vers orgy, I get it, you want all dicks to be impressive as they dive into holes.  But for defined bottom roles, I love a little chastity nub, the dick's irrelevant if it ain't going in any holes!