'Not much for etiquette here....I'm in it for the FUCK! Shit happens. If it's all clean, fine. If it isn't...it's fine too...I just don't want to mess up the linens or carpet for the "staff" etc. to deal with. If it's an issue, then request that the bottom clean out, flat out....no problem. I don't expect anything but a raw fuck. If there's fecal residue...how can one be surprised? Keep a good humor about it and deal with it. Grab a paper towel, bandanna, t-shirt or lick it up!! I understand it can be a turn off, but it's the bad attitude that frost's me. Believe me it's the nature of the beast that sometimes the neatest, cleanest, most well prepared for encounter can turn "messy" despite all the pains taken to prevent it! Give me a pig whose mind is in the gutter and tongue and cock and fists are focused on going to HELL...any day, any where, any how! Sex is sweat, tears, spit, goo, piss, heat, rage, fluids, solids, ecstatic screams, smells, flavors and all that shit! "There's no excuse" for kidding yourself that it isn't.