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Status Updates posted by RandyCubby
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I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are."
I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables...
Like a whore.
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Good boy!
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So my dealer's been setting me up w/crackheads. Yeah, they're missing teeth, but $15-25 a pop, $140 goes a LONG way! (Granted, I think I'm missing some of my shit. ROFL. Dealer even told em to take what they wanted when my back was turned, like if I went to pee.) When I wasn't hooking up this weekend, I was at the gloryholes. Every. Waking. Moment.
What am I gonna catch? [EG] Seriously, guys. Post your guesses here and we'll see what the doctor says. Someone's already said gono and chlamydia.
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Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.
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Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.
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Would love to eat out your loaded ass
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"How was your weekend?" they'll ask. "Slutty," would be an honest answer. "Exceptionally slutty."
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"I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."
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"Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."
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Fuck yes!! Would love to shove my cock up your hole and down your throat!!
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So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."
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Fuckin' Oink~! "My shrink says I'm self-Destructive. What do I do about it?" Neely O'Hara. Valley Of The Dolls.
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"Turn around, pull your cheeks apart," he said. I did so. "Damn, you're a big fat slut," he sneered. "This is gonna be fun."
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13 dongs in my mouth since 5 pm Fri. that's unlucky, right? as in... wonder what I'm gonna catch from so many dirty dicks?
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Did I mention these guys were trolls? and crackheads?
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I think, you are very lucky. Never resfuse a load!
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Well don't stop! Go get thirteen more. Twenty six is not an unlucky number of trolls and crackheads.
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6 men came in my mouth last night
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Cocks are like potato chips. I can't eat just one. If I taste one, I'm gonna eat... 30. Or until I run out.
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wish they were as easy to get as potato chips
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Now imagine cum was as rich in calories as potato chips - we'd have to rebuild all those gloryhole booths so guys like you and me could still squeeze in there...
Love my low-carb, protein-rich diet... *smackmylips*
The smell, the taste, the texture...every load is different, but each wonderful in its own way...
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Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)
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Oh yes. And it looks great.
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yes it does and you are!
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Even at $20 a pop, I'm pissin away my paycheck to get fucked by grinnin, toothless retards my dealer sets me up with. I've taken 2 crackheads already; I've got 2 more lined up for later! That's $80 just for Sat! No rubbers, of course. (Plus, my dealer told em to feel free to smack me around. Show me who's boss. "Leave marks." One of em REALLY got off on it. Scared me. But I've already texted him, asking him back tomorrow. Hey, he's got a big dick!) I'm wondering... who's the real retard here?
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LOL You are my kind of pig!
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Today, I'm everybody's kind of pig! I am fuckin my brains out, and I am not done yet. No. 4 just left, and I'm headed to a craigslist hook-up! Some black guy says he wants to fuck a fat white boy. That will be my 5th unsafe fuck in 24 hrs.
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I would love to get my tongue up that used hole to suck out the poz loads & feed them back to you...then leave my own in your pig hole, of course!
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Goddamn, I've been a slut today. [EG] Yesterday, too, cum to think of it. Gloryholes... craigslist... gloryholes... grinder... gloryholes... fuck buddy... gloryholes... fuck buddies (plural)... then... a black guy in the hallway of the adult bookstore... then... 2 black guys in the restroom of the adult bookstore. Goddamn. God-fuckin-damn. Everyone saw! And... here I am pulling up at yet another adult bookstore. In the ghetto.
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Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.
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Would love to clean your pants (and hole)
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"I just lost the baby."
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Guy told me, "You're what we in the str8 swinger's world call ... a Cock Gobbler, a fat ugly desperate girl who gobbles every knob she can get."
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had some fun at the dirty bookstores -- in the booths... in the restrooms... out in the hallway...
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Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!
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Don't know why guys always judge other people based on their outward appearances...
It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...
Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on...
I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...
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who is that in the pic, so hot
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I am a pig. In every sense of the word. A PIG.
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I felt SO slutty... sitting on a bed in a motel room, stripped, looking at 2 guys, trying to decide which dick to suck first.
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GOOD FOR YOU!
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LOL. Sucked off a fat old troll there. In the hallway.
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haha ~~~lucky him~ lucky you!
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