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  1. I not only learned to take ANYBODY, I learned to take it ANYWHERE. Once, I was a cute, butch college boy in an XXX bookstore booth. I was blowing an effeminate old queen (in a fur coat!). He turned me around to fuck me. I whined, "I don't wanna do it HERE." He said firmly, "Well, HERE is where we are."

    I couldn't argue with that... 😉 LOL. Since then I've been fucked in alleys, on the hood of cars, over urinals, on pool tables... 

    Like a whore.

  2. buffet

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    1. Guygonebad

      Guygonebad

      Life lived fully!

    2. DarkroomTaker

      DarkroomTaker

      Breakfast and lunch.... waiting for dinner... load in my hole maybe 😉

  3. How I feel sometimes. [EG]

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    1. Daddyph

      Daddyph

      Awesome !! You’re the best ! 

  4. So my dealer's been setting me up w/crackheads. Yeah, they're missing teeth, but $15-25 a pop, $140 goes a LONG way! (Granted, I think I'm missing some of my shit. ROFL. Dealer even told em to take what they wanted when my back was turned, like if I went to pee.) When I wasn't hooking up this weekend, I was at the gloryholes. Every. Waking. Moment.

    What am I gonna catch? [EG] Seriously, guys. Post your guesses here and we'll see what the doctor says. Someone's already said gono and chlamydia.

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Just slam a couple of 0.5 and you'll not know or care ....

    2. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Resistant Gono 

  5. wanna ride?

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    2. viking8x6

      viking8x6

      Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.

    3. viking8x6

      viking8x6

      Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.

    4. RawUK

      RawUK

      Would love to eat out your loaded ass

  6. "How was your weekend?" they'll ask. "Slutty," would be an honest answer. "Exceptionally slutty."

    1. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      That's an A*+ answer.

    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Absolutely great. Slutty is always the right way to spend the weekend.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Answer then that way. Go ahead! Do it!

  7. "I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."

  8. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

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    2. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      Fuck yes!!  Would love to shove my cock up your hole and down your throat!!

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."

    4. dickluva

      dickluva

      Fuckin' Oink~! "My shrink says I'm self-Destructive. What do I do about it?" Neely O'Hara. Valley Of The Dolls.

  9. "Turn around, pull your cheeks apart," he said. I did so. "Damn, you're a big fat slut," he sneered. "This is gonna be fun."

  10. 13 dongs in my mouth since 5 pm Fri. that's unlucky, right? as in... wonder what I'm gonna catch from so many dirty dicks?

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Did I mention these guys were trolls? and crackheads?

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      I think, you are very lucky. Never resfuse a load!

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Well don't stop! Go get thirteen more. Twenty six is not an unlucky number of trolls and crackheads.

  11. 6 men came in my mouth last night

  12. A guy fuckin my face HARD told me, "Take it. It's all you're good for."

  13. A guy wanted me to fart while he fucked me, so ... I farted while he fucked me.

  14. Cocks are like potato chips. I can't eat just one. If I taste one, I'm gonna eat... 30. Or until I run out.

    1. easyhole

      easyhole

      wish they were as easy to get as potato chips

    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

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      Now imagine cum was as rich in calories as potato chips - we'd have to rebuild all those gloryhole booths so guys like you and me could still squeeze in there...:grin:

      Love my low-carb, protein-rich diet... *smackmylips* :drool:

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      The smell, the taste, the texture...every load is different, but each wonderful in its own way... :2thumbs:

  15. Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Oh yes. And it looks great.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      yes it does and you are!

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Thanks for the rep Randy ... now, one for one in the hole ... or maybe more ... 

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  16. Even at $20 a pop, I'm pissin away my paycheck to get fucked by grinnin, toothless retards my dealer sets me up with. I've taken 2 crackheads already; I've got 2 more lined up for later! That's $80 just for Sat! No rubbers, of course. (Plus, my dealer told em to feel free to smack me around. Show me who's boss. "Leave marks." One of em REALLY got off on it. Scared me. But I've already texted him, asking him back tomorrow. Hey, he's got a big dick!) I'm wondering... who's the real retard here?

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    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      LOL  You are my kind of pig!

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Today, I'm everybody's kind of pig! I am fuckin my brains out, and I am not done yet. No. 4 just left, and I'm headed to a craigslist hook-up! Some black guy says he wants to fuck a fat white boy. That will be my 5th unsafe fuck in 24 hrs.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      I would love to get my tongue up that used hole to suck out the poz loads & feed them back to you...then leave my own in your pig hole, of course!

  17. Fat Boy No 1 looked at me and said to Fat Boy 2, "I bet he gets DPed. Wanna DP him?"

  18. Goddamn, I've been a slut today. [EG] Yesterday, too, cum to think of it. Gloryholes... craigslist... gloryholes... grinder... gloryholes... fuck buddy... gloryholes... fuck buddies (plural)... then... a black guy in the hallway of the adult bookstore... then... 2 black guys in the restroom of the adult bookstore. Goddamn. God-fuckin-damn. Everyone saw! And... here I am pulling up at yet another adult bookstore. In the ghetto.

    1. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      As always, you are my hero, pig!

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I almost yelped when the shower hit my titties this AM - they've been tweaked and yanked so much.

  19. Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Would love to clean your pants (and hole)

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      "I just lost the baby."

  20. Guy told me, "You're what we in the str8 swinger's world call ... a Cock Gobbler, a fat ugly desperate girl who gobbles every knob she can get."

  21. had some fun at the dirty bookstores -- in the booths... in the restrooms... out in the hallway...

  22. Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Don't know why guys always judge other people based  on their outward appearances...

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      It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...:grin:

       

      Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on... ;)

      I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...:drool:

    3. pozguyseeker

      pozguyseeker

      who is that in the pic, so hot

  23. Him: So I can just show up anytime - like, 2 am? - and you'd suck my cock? Me: Mmmppphhh!!! Mmmppphhh!!!

  24. I am a pig. In every sense of the word. A PIG.

    1. Luvbbslut

      Luvbbslut

      Nice! Sexpigs are always my favourite fucks 

    2. Guest

      Guest

      PIG here too, sucking and getting fucked is what i like

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Be proud if it! I am a pig too and love it.

  25. I felt SO slutty... sitting on a bed in a motel room, stripped, looking at 2 guys, trying to decide which dick to suck first.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn
    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. Sucked off a fat old troll there. In the hallway.

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      haha ~~~lucky him~ lucky you!

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