Sfmike64

I may have told this story before, but once I was playing with a buddy in Oakland (we were both high as fuck) and he shoved 4-5 pool balls in my ass. He was pissing on me and I let one of the balls out into the bathtub. I did not realize the tub was was cast iron or how far I was from the surface. BANG. The host came running and we all laughed our asses off at the absurdity of it. Oh and you can try that on my cunt anytime you want. 🙂

You are SUCH a helpful pig. 🙂

You know, slings don't have to be that expensive. Years ago I had one that was made of heavy duty nylon webbing. It was very comfortable (full sheet leather ones are SWEATY, IMHO). It was inexpensive and light weight but that webbing is strong.

I'm with you. People stole from me frequently when I was doing drugs. I finally started doing it in my basement (with no access to the rest of the house) to stop them stealing my stuff.

That piece of shit believes the long debunked theory that poppers caused AIDS (which was debunked in the mid 1980s). He's a garbage human being. Leaving aside the rest anyone who was such a cheating piece of shit that his wife KILLED HERSELF after reading his detailed diary of all of his conquests deserves to be shunned by EVERYONE. He's utter and complete trash.

I think if you can't laugh during sex you're boring. Sex is, ultimately, kind of absurd so learning to laugh during sex is very sexy to me.

Or my entire fist.

I'm sure it was the night I spent in the bathroom of one of the bars in Amsterdam. Don't remember which one (I wanna say Dirty Dicks, but not sure since it was 25 years ago). I swallowed so much piss and cum that night. It was amazing. Walked back to my friends' house stinking of piss.

So here's the problem. Every camera now takes huge photos all the time. What that means in practice is that you can make the JPG files they take smaller without compromising the image (you can't make a JPG file BIGGER though). Yes, Taking DeepAnal is right. You need to resize them. Don't know what computer you use, but in general what you want to do in order to be able to post them here (where the limits are quite low) is try resizing to 25% of the original size and if that doesn't work, try moving down 5% until you get a size that fits. If you google the platform you have you can find instructions on how to do this. There are plenty of apps you can download for free if you need one.

When I was a bottom I loved my Ken Ryker (90s falcon porn star) dildo….. it was made for my ass.

(Sorry for the delay, I've had some writer's block and been super busy with other stuff). Enjoy. 6. Rinsing off for Round Two We all disentangled from each other in the small room and opened the door, feeling the cool air on our skin after the stifling heat of my room. We went to the showers and rinsed off while Adam knelt down in front of me and took my soft cock in his mouth. I relaxed and began to piss down my son’s throat when he looked at me and pulled his head off my cock. I stopped pissing and he quickly turned around and bent over, holding on to Ben’s waist so he didn’t slip and fall. Then Adam reached around behind him and guided my cock (his own Dad’s cock!) into his front hole from behind, then held still. I was absolutely rock hard again but was able to relax enough to start pissing into his hole. He stood there, not moving while I dumped a huge load of chem piss into my boy. Adam held onto Ben’s much larger frame. Ben held him tight while leaning down to kiss Adam’s face and ears and whisper dirty stuff in his ear. After a few seconds, Adam started to shake and moan as the slam piss hit him hard. He just kept repeating “oh fuck, oh fuck, Oh fuck.” Ben held onto him and whispered in his ear “it’s OK baby, you need more cock in your holes?” Adam was breathing heavily and just nodded and we turned off the shower and went back to my room. Pretty soon, Adam was in the sling and Ben was kneeling in front of his hole when I saw my piss oozing out of Adam’s front hole, mixed with cunt juice and cum. Ben drank it all down, greedily while Justin slid his cock back in Ben’s cummy hole, sighed, relaxed and in a second he was dumping his own load of slam piss in Ben’s furry jock butt. After a minute or so of eating cum and piss out of Adam’s front hole, Ben stopped, started moan and shake and shoved his tongue as far into Adam’s cunt as he could and held still while Justin continued to piss in his jock cunt. Ben was driven crazy by the smell and taste of Adam’s front hole and by Justin’s dumping a huge load of slam piss in his ass. After a minute or so, he tapped out. He pulled his face out of Adam’s hole and breathlessly said “hang on guys, I gotta lie down for a second.” Adam looked at him and said “you ok, baby?” Ben got a huge grin on his face and said “FUCK YEAH. I just ate your own Dad’s piss out of your hole! Of course I’m OK!” Then he slid off Justin’s huge cock, stood up and immediately laid down on the bed with his ass in the air. “I just gotta regroup and get my head to stop spinning,” he laughed. We all laughed along with him when, after a minute of laying on the bed he got up on his knees and shoved that perfectly furry, fat, jock butt into the air. He turned around and looked at Justin and I and said “OK, who’s next? My pussy is HUNGRY for Daddy cum.” Justin smiled and said “I’m next in that hole. Mike, you should be doing some dad/son bonding, don’t you think?” Adam and I looked at each other and smiled. “I think that sounds like an great idea, but I’d love to open the door so we can put on a show for the people, right boys?” They all agreed so I opened the door (the circulating air was a bonus). There were two men standing there, obviously they had been listening in. They both jumped back when I opened the door, but I just laughed and put them at ease. “Don’t worry guys, you wanna play? The room is big enough for two more if you wanna come in, watch and fuck the cumdumps. One of them has a bonus hole if you like that sorta thing.” The two guys just looked at each other and grinned, as if they’d hit the jackpot. Both of them were young and sexy, one short at about 5’6", one absurdly tall, clearly a foot taller than his friend. They were both furry and thick in all the right places. They came in the room and took off their towels, revealing beautiful cocks, both uncut and fat. The shorter one actually had the bigger cock (or maybe it just looked huge on his small frame). I left them to their own devices, while Justin continued to slide his beautiful black dick in and out of Ben’s furry white cunt. I could hear Ben moaning, begging Justin to fuck him harder, which he proceeded to do. “You want that big fat cock, jock boy? You need more cum in your cunt while your boyfriend gets bred by his dad?” Ben just moaned louder and said “yessssssss! Please! Rape my fucking hungry jock cunt, sir!” The new guys looked at each other again and the short one (once we came up for air, he said his name was Dave) looked at me and said “wait…what? You’re his DAD?” and pointed at Adam. I nodded, grinned and said “It was the best surprise I’ve had in months. I’ve already bred him and pissed in his front hole. I know you want to try it, don’t you? Ever fucked a front hole before?” He nodded no, grinned again, stood on the bed and offered his cock to me. I grabbed onto it and it got even harder and he moaned. I started to suck Dave’s cock while I maneuvered my own into my son’s hole. It was loose, gaping and dripping wet from the amazing mixture of lubrication, cum and piss. As soon as my cock slid into Adam’s body, he moaned. “FUCCCCCCCKKKKKK. Thank you Daddy. I need you inside me all the fucking time. Please don’t pull out until you cum in my cunt again, Daddy!” The tall guy (Tony) slid his fat cock into Ben’s whore mouth, and said “fuckkkkk this is so hot. We were wondering where all the fucking pigs were in this place. Apparently, the answer was…..your room!! I laughed and reminded him that all loads had to go into the three cunts of the two cumdumps. Tony just laughed at me and said “what if I wanna dump a load in Dad’s furry cunt? Then what?” I had my mouth full of Dave’s ridiculously thick cock, but I took a moment to say “well, son, you just have to ask. Dad’s a faggot, too. I fully expect both my son and I to get gang banged tonight. Besides, how could I turn down such an amazing fat cock from a sexy furry pig like you?” Tony grinned back at me and said “deal. I can cum a bunch of times in a row, it’s my superpower. You guys…..having…..extra fun?” He looked at me expectantly. I said “let me dump a load in my boy and we’ll help you blast off, if you want.” He smiled again and laughed and said “fucking hell, we’ve really hit the jackpot, Dave.” Dave laughed and said “less talking and more cocksucking, Fag Daddy.” I looked back at him and took his cock all the way down to the root while sliding my own cock into Adam’s cunt. He moaned and started back in with his gibberish, begging for cock and cum and more drugs. I had a feeling he was going to get all three before the end of the evening.

Here's a link to pics of him. [think before following links] https://www.google.com/search?q=Brody+Kayman+xxx&sca_esv=27596d279effe7a4&udm=2&biw=1337&bih=720&sxsrf=AHTn8zpMv-cdbx-Fh4T4qWB1edtOO52TzA%3A1740882598160&ei=psLDZ76-CY2qptQPmLSVoAc&ved=0ahUKEwi-qe-GreqLAxUNlYkEHRhaBXQQ4dUDCBE&uact=5&oq=Brody+Kayman+xxx&gs_lp=EgNpbWciEEJyb2R5IEtheW1hbiB4eHhIqQ1QygFYhglwAXgAkAEAmAFgoAHoAqoBATS4AQPIAQD4AQGYAgCgAgCYAwCIBgGSBwCgB7QB&sclient=img#vhid=ab5PzxjdT3tw1M&vssid=mosaic

Hints from Heloise....faggot pig edition.

In my ass?