Sfmike64

Good. I wanna see that in person. 😝

Thanks guys. I'm working on the next section.

I posted the first part of this story a minute ago. It's called Finding Daddy's Boy at the Baths. I hope you like it.

This is the story I was talking about in my other post. It will have a trans guy or two in it later on. But this is the setup. If you don't want to read about trans guys, maybe move along. PART I It was Friday night and I’d had a terrible week. I wanted to just let loose, get high as fuck and spend the night at the baths. Who knows, if things worked well, it might be all weekend. I’m Mike, a 45 year old pig. I’m covered in salt and pepper hair, and have a nice fat uncut dick for fucking pig boys holes, and a huge hairy ass for taking those pig boys’ loads when my holes gets hungry. I’m a short, hairy, piggy switch with a filthy mind and mouth. Anyway, I slipped my supplies into a small zippered pouch. I cleaned out my hole, smoked a few hits and parked behind the baths, psyched that the parking lot was already 3/4 full at 10PM. Hopefully it was going to be a good night. I was walking to the door when I noticed something strange. A unique car. Sitting in the parking lot behind the bathhouse was my 20 year old son’s car. He drives an old British Mini, which is an unusual thing in America. Besides it has a huge Union Jack on the roof. You can’t miss it. I even helped him work on it, it was one way we bonded as dad and son. I wasn’t entirely surprised. I’m pretty sure Adam doesn’t know his old man is a filthy pig faggot, but I had definitely clocked him that way. He looked like a slightly shorter version of his very short Dad. I’m only 5’5” tall, but have wide shoulders, thick tree trunk legs from playing rugby and a face covered in thick blonde facial hair, all the time. Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes it’s just thick stubble. Adam is only 5’3” but did gymnastics in school, so he’s got big chest and shoulder muscles and has the same pelt of blonde fur that I have, but not quite as thick. Yet. I get a lot of attention from women and men of all ages but only fuck men. My sons are from being a sperm donor to two lesbian friends I’ve known since high school. They did most of the parental duties but I was around a good amount since we lived in the same city, and was involved in my boys’ lives. I went in the door and my buddy Brad was working behind the counter. “Hey Mikey, what’s going on?” “Hey Brad! Shitty week. Wanna get freaky and piggy this weekend. Think you can help?” Brad just smiled and said “OINK.” I paid for 8 hours in a room. He slid the key through the slot and buzzed me through. I looked at the key and noticed that he had upgraded me to the sling room for the normal tiny room price. Pays to know the staff at the baths, and occasionally let them use your cunt and share your drugs. I wandered to my room the long way around so I could get the lay of the land and see what was happening. The place was already hopping. There were men everywhere, in the locker room, walking the hallways, chatting and laughing in the hot tub and showers and moaning in the darkroom. I bumped into my buddy Tom and he grinned and said “I think you’re going to be in for a nice surprise tonight.” I just smiled and said, “yeah, I know. I saw the car in the parking lot. This is going to be fun.” He laughed and told me which room he was in. I found my room, shut the door, quickly got undressed, and locked my stuff up in the locker in the room. I took a Cialis, took my water bottle out of my backpack and pulled out my stash. The other advantage of knowing the staff at the baths (and occasionally letting them know my holes) was that they never checked my backpack for contraband. I pulled out my toys and laid them out on the table next to the bed. Then I grabbed the pouch which contained prepared points. I was planning to get really nasty tonight and had made them nice and strong. I got the other supplies ready, finally able to relax. I realized my hole was desperate for some cock, so I reached over and grabbed my medium sized butt plug and lube and slid it up my cunt. MUCH better. I pulled one of the points out, tapped it to make sure there were no air bubbles, tied off my arm with a strap and slid the point into the vein in the crook of my arm. I took a deep breath, let the air out, and pulled the plunger back. A flash of red went into the barrel of the point and I slowly pushed all of the liquid back into my vein. I took another deep breath, laid down on the bed, put my arm in the air and and unclipped the strap. SHOWTIME! FUCK YES. I pulled the needle out, unsteadily capped it and put it back in the little box with my other stuff. I laid back, coughing hard. Once I caught my breath, my body was on fire, and my hole was ravenous. I quickly left the room and made my way to the public sex area with just a sexy jock and ball cap on, towel slung over my shoulder, showing off my big, fat, furry ass. Luckily there were lots of guys in the dimly lit darkroom. I went to the empty fuck bench and bent over it, letting anyone touch my thickly hairy body which was on fire from the slam. I turned around and said, in a low voice, “who’s gonna breed me?” It was time to get piggy. The surprise could wait.

That's not legal. There have to be candidates for both offices.

Aww. Thanks pig. OK, I started last night. I'm not sure how I'm going to structure this one, I dont' want to repeat the tropes I've used before, but I hope I'll have something soon.

Some people I know were leaving Miami after a long weekend partying at some circuit party. The TSA agent was an older black woman and she asked to look in their duffle bag full of sex toys. They looked at each other and smirked. She unzipped the bag and said "OOOOH! You boys had a GOOD TIME. We'll just call these 'children's toys.'" She zipped the bag back up and they boarded their flight.

I know someone who had this happen. The thing about Syph is that you very often don't notice the primary infection (not everyone gets the classic sore). My friend had to be hospitalized because he had been allergic to penicillin when he was a kid. They discovered that he was no longer allergic (this is not uncommon) and had to wear an antibiotic pump for several weeks to clear the infection.

Hooked up with this sexy boy I met on AssPig. He's a 30ish cubby guy with a sexy little belly and a big furry ass (I love a big ass). His cunt is GREEDY and he's into daddy/boy stuff which really turns me on. We got undressed and made out a bit, then got down to business. He was wearing a sexy nasty pig jock and quickly got on his hands and knees and presented his amazing furry hole to me. We had a great time. His ass opened up quickly. He's a width and not depth person and I really enjoyed opening him up. I have pretty small hands so I was able to get inside his cunt really quickly. He just sucked my hands in and I was able to open him up pretty wide, so his hole was gaping when I pulled my hand out to switch to the other one. We played for about an hour and I was almost able to get both hands in him at the same time. I also had fun fucking him. Amazing how his loose hole felt. He decided he needed a break, so I wiped off my hands and gave him my load. A really fun playmate. Nice boy, great hole.

Hey guys, would you be into a story about a PNP pig trans guy? Since it's me, it's probably going to involve incest stuff. Yes, no? Trans guys, how do you feel about a cis guy writing this? Love to hear your feedback.

Justaholeff is right. You gotta read the room (good advice in most areas of life). But most of the time, I find laughing during sex to be deeply sexy and increases the connection to the other people. Sex is rather absurd, and being able to laugh at yourself is important. Keeps me sane in this ridiculous world we live in. It's often why so much porn is SO bad. Because no one is having any fun. A blowjob shouldn't look like work.

I once knew a man who was allergic to semen on his skin. The first time we hooked up I shot a load and some of it got on his leg. He jumped up went to the bathroom and came back with a washcloth. The semen had left a red welt on his leg. I've never seen this before or since. It was the mid 80s and everyone was practicing safer sex, so I don't know what happened if that cum went up his ass.

More to the point, he's a FUCKING NAZI. Literally a Nazi.

There's a spot under my desk for a cute faggot whore like you.

Neo-Nazi Nick Fuentes has already railed against Vance's wife because she's not white.

Trumpism IS A CULT. All you have to do is see all the photos of people at the RNC with weird bandages on their right ears. But they wouldn't wear a facemask during the pandemic because "I'm not a sheep! I'm not wearing a diaper on my face." I've said it before and I'll say it again. DO NOT EVER FUCK ANYONE WHO VOTES FOR REPUBLICANS. Straight, gay, bi, pan, whatever sexual. DO. NOT. FUCK. THESE. SOCIOPATHS. Tell them WHY you don't fuck them. "I don't fuck people who vote for those who want us dead." Then block them on all the socials.

Damn that's hot. Dirty little cumdump. Love to hear more about the loads you take.

I was 17 and hooked with a guy from an adult bookstore in St. Paul, where I lived then. He was a little older than me, maybe 25, and took him back to my place. He was probably about 5'10, 130 lbs, skinny, blonde, cute, and dorky in a way that works for me. He took his clothes off and out fell the most epic 11", thick cock. At the time it was the biggest dick I ever saw. He wanted to fuck me, I didn't have that much experience but I let him breed me. I don't remember liking it (it took a few more years before I learned to love taking cock up my ass) but I was proud of myself for taking his whole giant slab of cock.

Two of my friends have had MPOX. One before anyone knew it was happening, and one just a few weeks ago. Friend 1 had a MISERABLE time of it. It cleared after about two weeks, but he was unhappy and very uncomfortable the entire time. My more recent friend had a milder case and was back to normal in a few days. Your experience could be different, but it has the potential to really fuck you up. Be careful. I'd ask your doctor about whether you should have a booster.

He does now. I want pics.

Oh and I forgot to mention that I met my first boyfriend after I moved to San Francisco in 1995 in the back room of the old My Place bar (aka THE My Place, to distinguish it from your apartment). B and I dated for about 9 months and are still friends. He was the first person introduce me to fisting, though I never took his huge paw in my hole. He did take me to a fisting party where I first took a hand. Hilariously even after we broke up, B maintained a relationship with, of all people, my mother. They continued to exchange christmas cards until Mom died in 2017. Sometimes you meet the good people in the lowest places. 😉

Back in the late 80s when I lived in Boston, I knew a couple who met in a cruisy t-room in about 1971. When they were finished fucking they discovered they both loved poetry. They were together until one of them died in about 1990.

Do you know what the five most beautiful words in the English language are?

Somehow I just discovered this thread. I came out in 1981 in Champaign, IL (a college town 120 miles south of Chicago) and discovered adult bookstores when I was 16 (and a senior in HS). I loved them. Loved the glory holes, and anonymity. Best story is that once I was getting a blow job, came in the guy's mouth and when we exited the booth at the same time, I saw that the cocksucker was my HS classmate's FATHER. I'd been to their house and met him several times. He smirked at me and I freaked and high tailed it out of there. I later discovered that he was a total cock pig. I was kind of sghy and hooking up in ABS was easier than meeting people in the gay bar (which let me in since the drinking age was 19 still and they were not picky about IDs). Ironically that ABS later (in an old building, it had probably been a store at one time) became a storefront church. If those walls could've talked, they would've said "psst...wanna blowjob?"

Wow. That is.....really badly designed. Or rather overdesigned. My eyes hurt after just a minute.