what NOT to do if you're a cumdump hosting

[Slutboy]

I always like to have a top I know with me. If 8-10 strangers are coming over, I like the security of someone looking after me.

[AndyOboy]

my 75% flake rate is based on anonymous hotel gang bangs. It's disappointing when you are expecting 15 guys to cum breed you, and only 5 show up.

[bottomforsize]

In part for the sake of moving this thread back to its original theme (which is not The Obligations of Tops), I'd like to add a couple more things that hosting cumdumps ought not to do (though I seem them happening all the time):

1. Hidden cams: I get the hotness, but not only is it disrespectful to the tops who are blessing you with their seed to film them without their permission, depending on where you live, there's a decent chance it's illegal.

2, Drugs without notice: I have no moral objection (though drugs aren't my thing - I'm already a cum addict, so I'm pretty sure I'd be a holy terror if I added other dependency-inducing substances into the mix); rather (and again) the objection is ethical / law-related: It's disrespectful to the tops who are breeding you to expose them to legal risk by having drugs in your possession without letting them know what they may be exposing themselves to.

Thanks for the other good additions to the list.

[GermanFucker]

Just my 2 cents on the topic (might add more if I think of something):

1. Bad lighting - seriously, the one fluorescent bulb at your cheap motel isn't doing you any favors. Use candles - fake ones if you have to - or at least bring the lights down low.

Total darkness is just as bad. Usually guys want to see who they're fucking. So if you're into total anonymity by means of darkness, say that beforehand and make sure the top is okay with that.

2. Regular TV playing - wtf? I didn't come to watch D-list celebrities hawk cheap crap on a late night infomercial - put some porn on, and if you don't have any, turn the TV off.

Often, I'd be happy enough if they just stuck to MTV/VH1, which is one can ignore. Went to a guy once who had a 24h news channel running in the background. "NOROVIRUS outbreak at a local ELEMENTARY SCHOOL" was what really killed my mood.

3. Bad music - you may be into hyper tweaker music, but there's a good chance the guy about to shoot his sperm in your hole isn't - this isn't a dance floor, so go with some mood music (google "good music to fuck to") or at least keep the volume down to where your moans are louder than anything.

Couldn't agree more. Also: Too many guys focus on non-essential stuff. I met a guy recently who was all nervous trying to find the right music and complaining that he doesn't like hosting because he has to take care of all the stuff, so that noone could really get in the mood. If he had just shut up and forgot about the music and focused on the fucking, it would have been fine.

2, Drugs without notice: I have no moral objection (though drugs aren't my thing - I'm already a cum addict, so I'm pretty sure I'd be a holy terror if I added other dependency-inducing substances into the mix); rather (and again) the objection is ethical / law-related: It's disrespectful to the tops who are breeding you to expose them to legal risk by having drugs in your possession without letting them know what they may be exposing themselves to.

That is BY FAR the biggest NO-NO. And I agree 100% percent. If you want to do drugs (not talking about a beer or a bit of marihuana - we are talking about Colorado, right - which makes you mellow but doesn't turn you into a zombie), find others who are into that.

Because it's more than just a legal issue. E.g. if you've done a lot of meth or ecstasy, you might think you're hot, but you're really, really not. Instead you're just on a different planet from the sober guy. It isn't a moral thing, it's a question of selfish behaviour vs. both having enjoyable sex. Doing drugs without talking about it beforehand is about the same as pissing on a guy without asking. You wouldn't do that, either, because most likely he won't like it.

[seaguy]

BBCumSlut79 -- you should post the link to that video, so that we can all "learn from" it. :-)

Yeah please post and share the link.

[bbzh]

What not to do?

Not having a roll of paper towels or extra towels for people to clean up a bit.

Not providing lube and/or poppers.

Being too fussy/picky. You're probably not going to like everyone who shows up (because they posted fake photos, lied about age/looks etc) or every dick that is offered (e.g. too big, too small, piercings, unwashed etc).

My advice would be not to do this in your own home and having a buddy/partner in crime who has got your back. I am way too much of a control freak to allow men to just come into my space like that - even for example at a place like a big hotel during MAL in Washington, DC. The number of things that could go wrong kill the "hotness" factor of it for me. Being a cumdump in a sauna or sex party is a totally different story.

[bttmsubslut]

I totally agree! There are flakey tops and flakey bottoms.

As a cum dump bottom, I would like to suggest that if you are a top and say you are going to cum and load me. Please show up. It seems the no show rate is around 75%. All that cum not in my ass makes me sad.

[bttmsubslut]

I kinda like the idea that I don't know who the guys are and no one's looking after me.

I always like to have a top I know with me. If 8-10 strangers are coming over, I like the security of someone looking after me.

[Ginkgink]

Agree with everything said!

I normally ask any top that wants me if he prefers a certain porn/music on in the background. I always try to make it the best I can because I have to reward them for giving me a big load

[Guest Memphian]

I know I'm bumping an old thread but a Google search for "cum dump tips" took me right here.  Good advice in this thread, thanks guys.  I'm trying to set something up at a hotel tomorrow and have put an ad on BBRT, but I have a couple of questions. 

I am a fanatic about cleaning out, but usually  I am preparing for a one on one meeting that rarely lasts long.  Since this might span a couple of hours or more, is there a need to clean out again at some point between tops?  I know most tops don't mind sticking their cocks in other loads and many prefer it, but I'm worried about something unpleasant working its way out if I'm there for a few hours.  Especially if a couple of big loads get forced really deep and act like an enema.  (Normally I just douche the lower portion, and I know if you try to clean too deep you actually free up nasty stuff further up the colon that ordinarily wouldn't be an issue.)

My other question is in the unlikely but fortunate event I have quite a few tops show up, do you try to space them out somehow?  What I am envisioning is pretty much the face down ass up scene.  I'm thinking if another guy shows up while I'm getting fucked, the guy fucking me can just let him in and he can watch until his turn, or they can switch off.  I think a lot of tops might find that hot.

Thanks in advance for any help.

[Oldercumslut]

As an addition to some of the earlier posts.

1.  Don't have anything worth value in the room with you.    I use a cheap burner phone, and that's all I bring with me.  Sometimes I'll bring an old android tablet that isn't' worth anything with me in case I get bored waiting.

2.  Although I hate to waste any loads I have in me,  sometimes I need a little extra clean out.

3.  I buy big packs of bar towels from SAMS club and keep them close at hand, and a pump container of soap for guys to wash off before then leave.

[travelingbi]

This is a great thread. And excellent advice.
I've hosted a lot of anonymous breed & seeds here in Vegas and in some other cities where I travel.

I repeat a few that I have found extremely important. 

Easy access. I make sure I'm in a motel or hotel with either an outside entrance or a hotel with easy parking and elevators that don't require a keycard or have security. I find a motel where the guy can park in front of my door works best. I tape over the door lock so the door can just be pushed open. You don't want to interupt the action to keep answering the door. 

Yes, lighting is important. And pitch black is not good, either. I either bring low wattage bulbs to put in the lamps. Or bring night lights to put around the room to give it just a low, soft light. 

I bring extra towels and washcloths. I also have packages of Wet Wipes set around the room.

I make sure I have lots of lube. I set a few bottles around on the night stands and dresser.

I keep on bottle of poppers for just my use. Then have an extra bottle that the tops can use if they want. .

Lock all valuables away. I lock my luggage. And I lock all my luggage together with a bike lock. And secure the bike lock to something solid. While you've got a cock in both your holes and are looking the other direction, you don't want some asshole to run off with your belongings. I had a friend have that happen. 

It can be a good idea to have a friend stay with you to keep eyes on everything. But most of the time I've been fine without a lookout. 

As you guys have said, it's about a 75% no-show rate. So plan accordingly.  

If you're hosting an anonymous breed & seed, take all dick and all loads. A lot of times I don't even see the guy that's fucking me. There have been times that I've seen a fat, old guy come in my room that I wanted to turn down. But, my rule is I take all loads. That's what I've advertised. Some of those old, fat guys have given me some of the best fucks of the evening. As long as they get and stay hard, they're welcome to pound my ass. 

I have begun to decline to let tweekers come into my room. Have had problems getting them out once they're all fucked up. I rarely find tweekers can get hard and cum anyway. So, it's nothing lost to get them out of my room asap. Same with shitfaced drunk guys. Get them out right away.

I've found that if a guy is needing 100 emails and tons of pics to decide if he's going to come, he's going to normally be a no-show anyway. Don't waste your time on endless emails and pic whores. 

And for God's sake, douche

Edited March 27, 2019 by travelingbi

[CA-master]

As a top I would say these are very important things to me, 

1- Easy access. I dont want to keep looking for a parking spot just to cum and go. 

2- clean body, no bad armpits or body odor. Not Necessary colon but no bad smell too. 

3- know your std stat as not all of us are poz also I dont want other stds. 

4- Be responsive and answer msgs asap. 

5- Be clear about your place directions. 

6- Def not in a shady area. 

7- clean inside as much as you can but to be honest I know where I am sticking my dick so a litle of shit is not gonna hurt. Just be ready to clean up again. Try not to eat much that day so no bowel movement. 

8- Dont be selective, if you are grossed by that guy just be polite you are not in a posession to select. 

9- Let us know that you are hosting others. 

10- Keep cleaning meterials close by. And I dont care about drinks as I dont drink where I go to fuck for safty issues. 

11- If you or some of the tops are going to do drugs let everyone know as not everyone is into that. 

12- No cams or videos without my permission. 

13- Turn off the TV  or lower the porn way down. If your fuck is not hotter than the porn then I can just stay home and watch it from my comfort. I am not there to watch tv or porn I am there to fuck you. 

14- Let me know if there will be someone else in the room when I arrive. Not all of us like to be surprised that way. 

15- No long conversations and emails. 

16- ask the top what is his favorite posission. Leave the door open and in that posission all lubed and ready to go. 

Good fuck and happy hunting to you all

[HardOneLA]

18 hours ago, travelingbi said:

This is a great thread. And excellent advice.
I've hosted a lot of anonymous breed & seeds here in Vegas and in some other cities where I travel.

I repeat a few that I have found extremely important. 

Easy access. I make sure I'm in a motel or hotel with either an outside entrance or a hotel with easy parking and elevators that don't require a keycard or have security. I find a motel where the guy can park in front of my door works best. I tape over the door lock so the door can just be pushed open. You don't want to interupt the action to keep answering the door. 

Yes, lighting is important. And pitch black is not good, either. I either bring low wattage bulbs to put in the lamps. Or bring night lights to put around the room to give it just a low, soft light. 

I bring extra towels and washcloths. I also have packages of Wet Wipes set around the room.

I make sure I have lots of lube. I set a few bottles around on the night stands and dresser.

I keep on bottle of poppers for just my use. Then have an extra bottle that the tops can use if they want. .

Lock all valuables away. I lock my luggage. And I lock all my luggage together with a bike lock. And secure the bike lock to something solid. While you've got a cock in both your holes and are looking the other direction, you don't want some asshole to run off with your belongings. I had a friend have that happen. 

It can be a good idea to have a friend stay with you to keep eyes on everything. But most of the time I've been fine without a lookout. 

As you guys have said, it's about a 75% no-show rate. So plan accordingly.  

If you're hosting an anonymous breed & seed, take all dick and all loads. A lot of times I don't even see the guy that's fucking me. There have been times that I've seen a fat, old guy come in my room that I wanted to turn down. But, my rule is I take all loads. That's what I've advertised. Some of those old, fat guys have given me some of the best fucks of the evening. As long as they get and stay hard, they're welcome to pound my ass. 

I have begun to decline to let tweekers come into my room. Have had problems getting them out once they're all fucked up. I rarely find tweekers can get hard and cum anyway. So, it's nothing lost to get them out of my room asap. Same with shitfaced drunk guys. Get them out right away.

I've found that if a guy is needing 100 emails and tons of pics to decide if he's going to come, he's going to normally be a no-show anyway. Don't waste your time on endless emails and pic whores. 

And for God's sake, douche

All great info and totally agree on tweekers.  They promise they can, may be able to mount once, but then lose their hardon and can't get it back up.  Not worth it!

[VersAlwaysLooking]

On 4/13/2014 at 1:39 PM, cumslut23 said:

Great points everyone! Also describe yourself in your add (eg shaven or not shaven, cologne or no cologne etc). When you do the whole blindfold thing, make sure everything is locked or hidden and be prepared to be filmed (or that someone takes pictures of you....). So if you don't want to be the new xtube star, wear a mask.

Filming should always be pre-negotiated. It's unreasonable to expect you have the right to film your encounter without consent (and illegal in some places).  While you may not care if there is a video of you fucking on the web, it could be devastating to lives or high profiles careers. 

Otherwise everything in this thread seems either incredibly obvious or indicative of a high maintenance bottom or top.   Do others really have so much trouble?

Edited March 30, 2019 by VersAlwaysLooking