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Did you read the tags?  I wrote this several years ago.  It's... different but I think some of you will get a kick out of it.

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Medical Examiner's report # 8815506-3481136 (Summary)

Name: Holland, Martin
Age: 92
Height: 191 cm
Mass: 78 kg
Race: caucasian

Intake notes:

    Subject was discovered at or about 6:15 am Monday in Riverbank Park by a jogger.  The jogger thought it odd that someone would be sitting on a park bench at that time dressed in a three piece suit.  Jogger approached and noticed subject was not breathing and called 911.  Subject was declared dead at the scene.  Core temperature and lack of rigor put the time of death between 3:30 and 4:30am that day.

External Examination:

    Head:  Subject lacks teeth.  Dentures are in and remarkably clean.  Odors of urea and feces emanate from the oral and nasal cavities, but not from the dentures themselves.  

    Neck:  Signs of strangulation with a belt.

    Chest:  Subject has both nipples pierced with holes large enough to accept 6.5mm rings.  Rings are not present.

    Abdomen: Slightly distended.  The stomach and large intestine can both be easily palpitated and are likely quite full.

    Genitals:  Subject still maintains an erection several hours after death.  Penis is 19cm long, uncircumcised with a 9.25mm “Prince Albert” piercing. However the scrotum and testicles are absent.  In their place is a freshly, and crudely, cauterized wound.  Additionally the anus is stretched to an alarming degree, with 3cm of rectum prolapsed out.  No sign of tearing.

    Extremities:  Slightly reddened ligature marks approximately 4cm wide can be found at both wrists and both ankles.  Recent injection sites observed at the interior of both elbows, Scraping taken of matter under the fingernails and sent to lab for further analysis.


Internal exam:

    Heart:  Signs of over exertion.

    Lungs:  Show evidence of mild smoking.

    Pancreas: Cancerous, stage 2.

    Stomach:  Full to nearly bursting.  (Initial incision left quite a  mess.)  Contents: urine, fecal matter, semen (too much to be from a single source), one Ensure® meal replacement strawberry flavor, and one testicle.

    Colon:  The rectum, sigmoid, and descending colon are all stretched far beyond normal.  They could accept objects with a circumference of 25cm without a problem.  Stretching can be seen as far as 10 cm into the transverse colon.  Additionally a black silicone object was discovered in the colon, 3cm diameter and 115 cm long.  One end of it was nearly touching the scar from a years old appendectomy.

Additional exam notes:

    It is unlikely the subject died at the point of discovery.  Close examination of the joints, and observation of the skin under UV light points to the body being washed, dressed and moved postmortem.

Lab results:

    Fingernails:  Tests show the matter under the fingernails to be fecal with high levels of epithelial cells of the type found in the rectum and colon.

    DNA:  DNA samples were taken from the subject, the cells under the fingernails, the semen in the stomach and the testicle.  The DNA of the subject and the testicle are a match.  The semen matches the subject, the owner of the epithelial cells, and at least 11 other individuals, two of whom are brothers.  Database search provided no identification, but the semen of the subject and John Does 3, 7, and 10 all turn up in case #8951685-4258763

    “Tox screen”:  Subject had elevated blood levels of acetylsalicylic acid, diltiazem, pantoprazole, trimeterene, nitroglycerin, caffeine, nicotine, ethanol (.215 BAC), methamphetamine and its metabolized byproducts (estimated 2.25 grams over 3 days),  and oxycodone.  Tissue samples from around the genitals also show the presence of Caverject, lidocaine, and epinephrine.

Conclusion:

    The cause of death is cardiac arrhythmia due to a combination of drugs and over exertion.  Professionally I must label this suspicious, but personally it looks like Mr. Holland decided to go out with a bang rather than a whimper.
 

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Wow. This is almost too cool. Does a police detective follow up and get too involved with his case? Or are we left to our own imaginations for the events that lead to this guy's death?

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I consider this complete as is, and the details of the bacchanal leading up to Mr. Holland departing this world are left to the reader's imagination.

If you would like to write what happens after this report is filed, be my guest.  Create the porn you want to see. 

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