What was your fastest hookup ever?

[bbzh]

10:28 pm received booty call from a guy who has a bf, says he is nearby

10:29 pm. I douche

10:32 pm doorbell rings

10:33 pm He strips

10:34 pm He washes dick in bathroom

10:36 pm I suck him

10:37 pm He mounts me doggy style

10:39 pm Load deposited

10:41 pm He's out the door

Hard to believe that 15 min earlier I had no idea I was about to get bred. Would love to know what he told his bf to get out the house.

This just happened. The load is in me now.

[HolePunchSD]

It was roughly 10 minutes. Years ago, I met this guy on Adam4Adam & set it up. Drove 25 minutes to his place. He was young and still lived at home so he didn't have much time to fuck around. He slobbered on my dick for a while--I ended up stroking it a bit to get hard. Tried to fuck him--he was really tight and I was impatient.

Finally he said that he couldn't do it because it hurt. I was pissed!

It took me longer to drive to his place than we spent fucking.

[Guest]

Couple years ago, leaving the gym.  Married guy fucked me over the trunk of his car.  He was already horned up, but went quick because he was afraid someone would come out in the parking lot and see us.  Only about 2 minutes before he unloaded and then took off.

[BottomsUp]

A few years ago I was at a gay bar and the bartender told me to meet him the bathroom. It was a single occupant bathroom and he bent me over the sink, pushed my briefs down just enough and fast and mean. It must have been a few minutes before he came inside of me. He zipped up and went back behind the bar while I was left to clean up and get back to my friends.

[Guest]

Aside from sex clubs of the bathhouse where it can be less than a minute from eye contact to fucking, I think it was this grindr hookup.  I was at work just after everyone left.  I was on grindr and this slutty looking tatted jock bottom was 350 feet away.  Literally across the street.  Somehow I knew he was legit, so I popped a viagra immediately.  I stalled him for 15 mins for the viagra to kick in, then he came over.  Lead him to the back warehouse just in case anyone came back to the office.  He sucked me while he stripped naked - lean ripped tatted and hairless.  He slobbered on my cock and I slobbered on his hole, stood up and sunk in with no other lube needed.  So hot and sleazy I came in under two minutes, then he turned around and sucked me clean.  I pulled my dress pants back up while he got dressed and I took him back up front to leave.

[Japbtm]

Clerk at Folsom Gulch Vidro in SF fucked in the store near the Dildos. Came in my ass in 5 minutes. I walked in the back and took a few more loads..he help me lubed my ass. 

[cannero]

Years ago I was in a polite gay bar. This older guy with a blonde tache came up to me and said "If you've a hairy arse you've pulled". I left my pint haveing had two sips,

[rawsatyr]

Last night I was at a 'playful party' with jaded regulars and a number of bumbling country boys, from places like Jackson TN and Oxford Mississippi, shy newbies to gay sex. I saw my younger self in some of them, electrified by the sexual tension but too shy to approach somebody. One of my buddies is a star sex performer who travels with a bag full of gadgets and products that have EVEN ME gasp at his level of SEXPERTISE! He hopped in a sling and invited me to FF him and I fucked him all kinds of ways. While this is going on, as if on cue, like zombies out of the darkness, a bunch of guys crowded in watching us. One playing with my nipples, another  feeling my ass. Another feeling my cock slipping into my friend as if to make SURE there aren't any rubbers and 'false bottoms' in this magic act of satyr wizardry! Wonderfully slutty!  I didn't make eye-contact with most of the impromptu spectators, although one kept asking me personal questions about 'where are you from' or whatever. Awkward! I'm not doing IMPROV comedy here! I gave him a 'look'! Hey dude, I don't want to meet you right now as I'm fucking somebody ok?

But something was very hot about 'getting center-stage' and interacting with THE FANS!!! I swear I have never seen any of them before in my life.  I didn't know it yet but apparently one younger guy with a big dick was transfixed. According to my slut-bottom in the sling, who was watching everybody gawking over my shoulders, THAT GUY was our BIG FAN! He followed us around the club later, keeping respectful distance and then (by chance) watched porn on the same screen as we did! He was shyly peeking while my friend and I were groping each other, kissing and laughing and chilling virtually naked on a leather couch. Him in jock-strap and leather harness, me in nothing but sexy kicks, dropping my towel. My friend said: "That dude has been watching us and he has 'a thing' for you!" Say what? Who? Oh, him... ok see him now...  with jeans on but his big dick out, okay... let me check it out! Okay, not bad, but shy, a country-boy! Young, dumb and full of cum!

My play-buddy then DARED me to go and ride his cock as the admiring fan kept peeking over, trying to be DISCREET, boner in hand. I told me friend I had never seen him nor noticed him earlier. But I recall when I was younger and mesmerized by hot strippers or 'THE POPULAR GUYS' at the bars or clubs. Guys TOO WILD and me too shy to make a move. I'd go home later and jerk off fantasizing having sex with these 'unapproachable ones'.

With only the teasing dare by my friend and the 'projected teenage novice fantasy' (from my coming out years)  I immediately went over to the 'timid fan' and without introduction I squatted my ass onto his cock as I whispered "Do you want to cum in my ass?" It was either too loud from the music or he was too shy to say anything in light of my brazen 'aggressive bottoming'. He was shocked! I could barely guide his dick onto my hole as I saw him shoot jizz all over my ass and in between us... from timid start of THE DARE  to his orgasmic finish the whole act took less than 5 seconds! New record!

I wished when I first came out, some guy had been that bold with me!

 

[reliableslut]

Yesterday at DC Crew Club I was walking around the halls and noticed a hot naked black guy stroking.  We peaked each other’s interest and he asked “what are you up to later? “. I responded “taking you dick soon?”  In less than 45 seconds, I was riding him 

[Faggotuser]

was standing at a urinal after getting sucked by some married faggot for a few mins when a cute teen Twink walked in n stood on the other side n checked my cock out so I slid my hand into the back of his shorts n found a nice lubed pussy so I pulled his shorts down, bent him over n fucked my load into him in under a minute

[Guest BBBoyfromTN]

Been in Galveston for spring break and had a record fast one. Cute tall goofy looking blond kid was clearly checking me out at the pool at the hotel I’m at. I offered him a beer and said “wanna get out of here?” He said yeah, we went up to my room, we were naked in moments. He Told me to get on the bed and asked for lube, barely lived his cock and was balls deep in me bare, blasted inside me in no time. He’d been jacking my cock while he fuxked me and I was ready to go. He lived his ass and my cock and slid his ass down on my dick raw and rode me until I’d blasted two loads inside him. When I was done he got off me, put his swimsuit back on, thanked me for the beer and headed out the door. Barely said more than four words to me at a time, didn’t know anything about him except he had a huge cock and I’d do that with him again anytime anywhere. It was all over and done in ten minutes start to finish.

[RawCumboy1723]

Quickies are fun. I’ve had a few hookups that happened in like 4 messages or less and 10 mins.  So fun when that happens but they don’t stand out  

Talking about quickies though, two do stand out: hooking up with a guy in the Denny’s bathroom after a circuit party (just oral) and this twink boy I was “talking to” in college (before I discovered my inner cumslut), we’re we’re making out. I think I got his shirt off. Pants unbottoned, feeling each other up. He came before I even got his pants off. 

 

Wtf. 

[tallslenderguy]

i've never times any of my hook ups, but cruising hook ups can be really quick and i've had lots of those. Being in a department store restroom at the urinal, i've had guys step over, slide in and unload right in front of the urinal... gotta be quick because anyone can walk in at any moment. love it!!

[bareback-flipflop]

I don’t know whether the sauna adventures are counting but there I had some. Went to the steambath, found a hard cock, sucked it for a short time and he he immediately pushed his cock into my hole. After some minutes he unloaded me. It lasted less than ten minutes. Actually I prefer longer sessions but to collect loads it is good way. 

[Beardude]

Met a thick beefy hot bear guy on bbrts. We met in a parking lot. I climbed into the back of his SUV with the seats down. Made out for a minute, he flipped me over shoved his very thick dick with a PA in my hole. Took him about 90 seconds to shoot his load in my hole. The whole thing took less than 5 minutes. He did shoot a huge load in me. Must have been a few day load. Probably why it didn't take long.