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[ErosWired]

1 hour ago, PERVERSATILE said:

Epileptic Seizures

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You’re not fooling anybody. That’s the list of indie bands that opened for the Elvis impersonator over the last month at your neighborhood watering hole isn’t it? And I bet the place does triple duty as a leather bar and bingo parlor, and as a Church of Christ the Risen on Sundays.

(I shit you not, a few years ago en route to Gatlinburg I passed a building that was half-church, half package store. I stopped and turned around to go back and look at it because I didn’t trust my eyes. A couple of years later it was gone. Go figure.)

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17 hours ago, ErosWired said:

You’re not fooling anybody. That’s the list of indie bands that opened for the Elvis impersonator over the last month at your neighborhood watering hole isn’t it?

Short answer: Not really. Long answer: Kinda. But it wasn't an Elvis Impersonator. It was Elvez, secret love child of  Iconic Cuchi & Guitar Virtuoso Charo  and the harvested recombinant DNA of Elvis' dead twin brother Jesse Garon Presley. The perfect synthesis of Arcane Ritual, Pop culture celebritydom and Stolen Cold War Era Cloning technology. Vat Grown & Fully Formed Elvez leap out. Way out. Now known as ELVEZ  a born bon vivant, a huckster, a drug dealer, dick dancer & Pimp.  His base of operations,  the Meat Packing District of NYC. The place he calls home, The LURE. Where he first met Chicca Boom, swinging on a braided speaker cable, shitting out a tempera paint enema on giant glassine coated canvas. Her first efforts as a International Art Forger/counterfeiter. And her very first successful Jeff Koons. Jill of all Trades & Former lead singer of the All Girl Lesbian Speed Metal Band ''Snatches Of Pink" Outlier & Producer of Violent Underground Guerrilla Clown Porn, she first booked Elvez to play ''The Boy on the Milk Carton'' as a last minute replacement, in what would become the critically acclaimed & hugely profitable "Surrounded by Clowns''  Followed immediately by  Chicca's most profitable film to date "Lost in Clown Town- Have you Seen Me?"   Elvez soon grew weary of the rigid hierarchy &  demanding pressures of Clown Porn, and expressed a overwhelming desire to pursue his musical talents, completely unaware of his past, insisting, claiming, he felt a pulling  ''in his gut, a deep need manifesting itself  on a genetic level.'' Elvez's first musical offerings while heralded by Critics & Cursed to Failure by Diamanda Galás. Fails. A run of 500 CDs used as beer coasters, while some with edges made guillotine sharp prove an amusing tool for killing rats.  Elvez was not deturbed and in a move both well calculated and poorly thought out,  he becomes romantically entangled with the only surviving, abet heavily burned and skin grafted members of  TheAShTrayBAbyHeadz. Albert & baby Hubris. Incredibly wealthy, conjoined twins, they share a small quiet life, reclusive & exclusive,  with occasional forays into the real world in pursuit of  very specific esoteric and usually kinks. Leaving their well appointed cocoon of luxury and indulgencies, delirious & demanding.  Their shared  Sexual appetites, voracious, unsatiated. Unbridled. Unhinged. Dreams made Real. Made shocking simply by its ease and ready availability. Elvez becomes romantically  entangled with Albert & baby Hubris. A romance that might tear them apart.  

''Internationally Famous Overnight" TATBHs are a sextet of Mongolian Throat Singers and part time underwear models from the Atlai Mountains of Russia, their first performance on local television  tore it the fuck up and blew the villages two transmition towers down. The village elders voted, and agreed to send the 6 boys far away to compete in a contest that would bring great honor and great wealth  to the mountain families. 

The stage is transparent and lights up. Back home they'd be standing in green grass or on dried pine needles, The stage lights up and Yupi looks down at the reflection of his ass, giving his glutes a quick flex watching the solid meat of his fat ass jump and shimmy. All the boys, either brothers or cousins or some combination, are simply clad. They take to the stage in the Traditional Native Costume of the Atlai Peoples. Thread bare  too small  too tight  seats well rounded  stretched thin  packed with hard solid ass meat. Stuffed  to bursting y-front  Fruit of the Loom underwear.  Hand-me-downs.  The first guttural low note emerges more vibration than sound . a second deep throb sounds like the wet percussive punch of a sumo wrestlers

Millions  of international viewers grow quiet,  suspended in  erotic revelry, feeling each deep throbbing note like the touch of an eager hand, a firm grip stroking their favorite and most secret parts in a way many had forgot, for others with a madness of perfection they will pursue endlessly trying to experience again. Caught in the grips of a shared delirium. A moment of shared global frission, millions of people vote for the six boys on TV. Prime Time Cranial Penetration. Skull fucked by a song jackhammered by a symphony of voices. Brains smashed   to a soft gooey compliant mush,  with effortless precision and hard hammering passion. Captured by a song. TheAShTrayBAbyHeadz take 1st place. Champions of 1989's EuroVision Music Contest. 

 

  A Short Victory. Great Tragedy. A band of Evil Marahkosic Polka Dancers. A drug mule named Bene misses his flight and shows up at the bar with a 11lb brick of Crystal Meth shoved up his ass.  Albert & baby Hubris' terrible secret. ELVEZ names his upcoming CD  ''Wrent Asunder'' .

ELVEZ & The Ashtray Baby Heads: more to come

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@PERVERSATILE - That entire post was one glorious tempera paint enema sprayed on a glassine coated canvas. You can wipe your prismacolor ass with pride, sir.

[PERVERSATILE]

7 hours ago, ErosWired said:

@PERVERSATILE - That entire post was one glorious tempera paint enema sprayed on a glassine coated canvas. You can wipe your prismacolor ass with pride, sir.

Thanks EW- Kudos from my Kindred & Hands-free orgasms are two things I never get enough of. 

Edited March 11, 2022 by PERVERSATILE

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20 hours ago, PERVERSATILE said:

Short answer: Not really. Long answer: Kinda. But it wasn't an Elvis Impersonator. It was Elvez, secret love child of  Iconic Cuchi & Guitar Virtuoso Charo  and the harvested recombinant DNA of Elvis' dead twin brother Jesse Garon Presley.

This is like a movie proposal by John Waters.

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