What annoys you most about gay porn.

[NLbear]

When the top teases the bottom's hole with his cock and even slips the head in but when they are fucking you suddenly see a condom.

[fskn]

2 hours ago, NLbear said:

When the top teases the bottom's hole with his cock and even slips the head in but when they are fucking you suddenly see a condom.

Add to this video clips that are deliberately or accidentally mischaracterized as bareback, when in fact condoms are used.

No, you can't breed your boyfriend when you're wearing a condom!

Sometimes it feels as if matte (non-shiny) clear condoms were invented for the porn industry. The FDA should have required that condoms be tinted or colored, ostensibly so that bottoms and women could easily check, but actually, so that porn studios couldn't try to fool us.

[Fprefect570]

I think as opposed to most of the forum I think  I hate when tops don’t “pull out” to cum in professional scenes because as a porn aficionado I can usually tell between a fake cum and a real one. Super loud fake grunting while continuously fucking them with a fully erect cock for 2 minutes. I much rather prefer that they pull out to give a real cumshot and then fuck it back in. 

[Philatanus]

Condoms!

 

As soon as I see the top wearing a condom, find something else to watch.

[Bottom Jim]

I want to see a guy cum in a bottoms ass and see it leaking out. 

[Guest]

1 hour ago, Bottom Jim said:

I want to see a guy cum in a bottoms ass and see it leaking out. 

Real cum leaking out.

[Pigforcum]

I hate seeing them use condoms. Porn using condoms does nothing for me at all. It's gotta be bare

[Guest]

Guys names lol. I wanna see strangers fucking bb, not two named OF accounts playing together. 

[Guest]

Too much editing, men, women or whoever that is more into their image or performing on camera than actually having sex, men with completely shaved/waxed bodies-naturally smooth is fine, extreme tattoos and piercings, twinks, how 99% of it follows the pattern of suck>fuck>cum, and anal sex scenes that last only 5-15 mins.

[Goldneye007]

Minor point, and I know it is the law there,  I dislike the pixalating in the Japanese porn.

It is getting slightly better, and the nonofficial ones with none are nice, but still bothersome.

[fskn]

3 hours ago, Goldneye007 said:

Minor point, and I know it is the law there,  I dislike the pixalating in the Japanese porn.

It is getting slightly better, and the nonofficial ones with none are nice, but still bothersome.

Thanks for explaining this.

I had no idea that it was a legal requirement in Japan. I thought it was a sort of false modesty inherent to the art form.

Some still frames have a thin black band across the head of a guy's dick, which hides so little that I thought it couldn't possibly be censorship.

[Ieatcumholes]

20 hours ago, fskn said:

No, you can't breed your boyfriend when you're wearing a condom!

THIS!!!!! It goes along with my misuse of terms peeve! If you pull out and come on the hole, on the balls, on the stomach, on the ass, on the cock/pubes, on the chest or on the face of the bottom, that IS NOT breeding! It's also not breeding if you pull out and jack your load out whether or not that load touches the bottom anywhere but in his hole. (I know some tops can only cum from jacking off, so if they pull out, jack off and push their spasming cock into the hole as they start to cum, I'll count that as breeding.)

[fskn]

1 hour ago, Ieatcumholes said:

THIS!!!!! It goes along with my misuse of terms peeve! If you pull out and come on the hole, on the balls, on the stomach, on the ass, on the cock/pubes, on the chest or on the face of the bottom, that IS NOT breeding! It's also not breeding if you pull out and jack your load out whether or not that load touches the bottom anywhere but in his hole. (I know some tops can only cum from jacking off, so if they pull out, jack off and push their spasming cock into the hole as they start to cum, I'll count that as breeding.)

I think you've just created a rating/truth-in-labeling system for porn!

G = Appropriate for all audiences = Pull out / Not breeding

PG = Parents strongly cautioned = Jack off but push spasming cock back into hole / Partial breeding

NC17 = Adults only = Cum while inside hole / Real breeding

[gingerdaddyG]

4 minutes ago, fskn said:

I think you've just created a rating/truth-in-labeling system for porn!

G = Appropriate for all audiences = Pull out / Not breeding

PG = Parents strongly cautioned = Jack off but push spasming cock back into hole / Partial breeding

NC17 = Adults only = Cum while inside hole / Real breeding

Good idea - would avoid disappointments!

[ErosWired]

14 hours ago, TotalTop said:

and anal sex scenes that last only 5-15 mins.

To be fair, most anal sex acts in real life only last 5-15 minutes…if we’re lucky. Maybe those videos would be less disappointing to you if you thought of them as documentaries.