What annoys you most about gay porn.

[funpozbottom]

On 4/27/2022 at 5:52 PM, BBSMKR said:

A bit of a lazy reply, but I hate the plastic formulation of a lot of studio porn. Start with doggy,  bit of cowboy then finish with missionary, oh and silly storylines, ye ok we know he’s not your brother!  You can get over familiar with some like Rhyheim,  but you do know your going to get great filming and intense sex. More of this kind of porn please!

I was at an ABS and was in a spot where I could see two movies at the same time. The scenes on both screens started at the same time, and were in sync through the movie. Each spent the exact same amount of time kissing and removing clothes, then they switched to sucking. The bottoms rolled over at the same time to get rimmed and were fucked in the same way for the same amount of time. The movies were from different studios and different genres (one was twink, the other hunky guys) but the filming and editing made look exactly the same. 

Porn is fantasy - can't they at least show a little bit of originality?

 

On 4/27/2022 at 11:34 AM, hungry_hole said:

There are other things that piss me off in porn but, a whimpering screaming bottom is one of those turn-offs that usually make me stop watching.

I used to hate the bottoms moaning and think they sounded so fake (especially when the top has an expression on his face that says, "why are you moaning? I haven't even put it in yet?")  But then, one night, I was out walking my dog. I passed a neighbor's house that happened to have their windows open. I was on the street but it was so loud, it was like being in their room. And 9 months later they had a bouncing baby boy. So now, I still hate the moans, but the moaning also make me snicker and wonder how the baby's doing...

 

Edited June 26, 2022 by funpozbottom

[PozCockOnly]

Stupid fucking dialogue or overly vocal men who insist on asking the bottom questions the entire time.

Music, any kind. Fuck off. 

Condoms - instant skip from me.

Pulling out and cumming anywhere but gut deep in an ass.

[ATLSexyguyBB]

1. Condoms-- can we remake some of the old ones that use condoms and not have 'em the second go around.

2. I like a little bit of a story...mostly like a Next Door raw flick.

3. Saying is bare, and then seeing a condom--PISSES me off.

4. I wish they would show more of the cruising, picking up trade solo, as a cpl, for a gang bang..

5. series of flicks that have the exact same flow/formula. I like Czeck hunter, like that he tops the dudes raw, and you never see him... bad.

6. I want to see more gear: spandex, rubber, leather, New, speedos, lycra, 

I haver been getting more enjoyment from OF and JFF. 

[bottomboib]

1. Condoms. Instantly stop watching. 

2. Pulling out. My fucking gawd stop this shit. It's the least realistic. No real top wants to pull out. No real bottom wants those raw loads in the small of his back or on his ass cheek. 

Also, and others have said it here.. Can we get some more unprotected cruising, bathhouse, back alley nasty stuff? Like we need to continue to inspire more and more twinks to the beauty of being a total bareback slut. I mean it. The more porn shows the beauty of letting go and being used, the more have the chance to get into the lifestyle. 

 

 

[germancumbear]

Unnatural moaning. I love the sounds of sex and moaning but some just overperform 

[in-the-bush-]

On 4/29/2022 at 7:51 PM, AlwaysOpen said:

I guess reality can fuck up a good gay fuck movie, but every single one I have ever seen-- especially the "straight seduction lured into an alley, or the hitch hiker  who gets a ride and then ridden by 20 men" all have spotless ass chutes. C'mon, I work an hour to be spotless 3 feet up, these guys come off the ass-embly line ready for a long weekend. I don't need to see the process, but it really has put some unreal expectations on bottoms always hosed, ready and immaculate. Couldn't they shove a finger in, say boy, you need to be hosed out, and then allude to it at least- or bring in some piss play to solve the sanitation issue?

Didn't realized I wanted this in porn until just now. It's chubbing me up. *hat tip*

[Justaholeff]

I agree with others on this post.

I have no problem with brothers who are effeminate but, I'm definitely not turned on by porn (or in real life)by a bottom that is playing to the camera by acting like a porn girl. If I wanted to see that I'd watch straight porn... nothing like man on man sex!

[phukhole]

I don't want a story.  Most guys aren't actors (some CAN act, tho). I want to see sex. I want to see them sweat. I want them to lick each other and know they're tasting salty goodness. I want pre-cum. I want internal cumshots. Let me guess if it was a huge load, then show him eating that cummy hole. I want sex like I have sex - real. I want it to be short and furious or long and luxurious, one on one or groups, blindfolded or in public. I want it behind a dumpster after just meeting. I want it in a bathroom with their boyfriends in the bar. I want it in the woods or on the beach or in the store room at work. I want it in the back seat of your dad's car. I want it in a hotel pool.  I want it everywhere at all times.  What I DON'T want is perfect lighting and make up and sterile rooms and perfectly coiffed hair and hairless bodies, but that's just me.

Edited June 28, 2022 by phukhole

[KylerIsTrash]

I echo the majority here. Where is the variety and who is the target audience? It seems like 90% of gay porn is made to satisfy “experimenting” young adults and closeted straights.

Get out of here with that shit.  I want deep-seeding, blindfolded, gangbang, bathhouse, amature fuckfests and cum leaking from every hole. 

[Goldneye007]

Two things:

Music playing over any scene, or during one in the scene.  I just like to hear the natural sounds.

The other, and this is fairly new, is when a guy pulls out his phone, or grabs the 'camera', to film what he is doing, even though a main camera is catching all the action. It's a real passion killer.

[Guest]

I don’t watch porn much as 98% are too scripted/fake. I really really really miss the days of Hot Desert Knights before it went downhill. I prefer porn that uses every day looking guys, not professional porn stars. I also hate porn that focuses on ass/cock shot. I want to see whole picture (fade, body, ass, hip thurst)

[PozCockOnly]

2 minutes ago, NudistBBBLK said:

I don’t watch porn much as 98% are too scripted/fake. I really really really miss the days of Hot Desert Knights before it went downhill. I prefer porn that uses every day looking guys, not professional porn stars. I also hate porn that focuses on ass/cock shot. I want to see whole picture (fade, body, ass, hip thurst)

I feel that, porn is so crap now. The only thing that saves it is the amateur stuff and that's hit and miss.

[Ieatcumholes]

On 7/5/2022 at 9:50 AM, NudistBBBLK said:

I also hate porn that focuses on ass/cock shot. I want to see whole picture (fade, body, ass, hip thurst)

YES!!!! So many times I have wished the camera person pulled out to show the top's ass as he's fucking the bottom. (Some of those tops have HOT and FUCKABLE asses!) Or pull out so I can see the bottom's feet. (Yes, I have a (not so) secret foot fetish.)  (Yes, I realize the issue may be the editing process and not the filming process!)

Close up on ass/cock can be hot! Except when it's not! Then I need to see something ELSE! Or I hit the FFWD button!

The problem IS that there is no one-size-fits-all porn! Until they figure out how to implement what I suggested earlier around tagging each performer so that you can watch all action a particular person is involved in or all oral action or all anal action, porn is not going to please everyone!

[ErosWired]

1 hour ago, Ieatcumholes said:

Or pull out so I can see the bottom's feet. (Yes, I have a (not so) secret foot fetish.)

I do not have a foot fetish, but I concur with this. Toes are expressive, and often react involuntarily when a bottom is being masterfully fucked. I look for curled toes as a sign of authenticity.

[ejaculaTe]

On 6/29/2022 at 3:21 AM, Goldneye007 said:

The other, and this is fairly new, is when a guy pulls out his phone, or grabs the 'camera', to film what he is doing, even though a main camera is catching all the action. It's a real passion killer.

I'm in total agreement with you. Folks here squawk about the tendency of tricks to have smartphone in hand or to be looking at the damn thing all the time. I recognize artistic license and all that, but why do we, the viewing public, tolerate such annoying and distracting antics by the actors when we scream bloody hell when a trick does it.

Because an actor brandishing his phone is so damn distracting, when seeing this in a video, I wonder what could be the purpose of the supplemental photography. I suppose it provides a "point of view" perspective, but POV doesn't seem to be big in a commercial sense. Pornhub's list of categories on the gay home page shows about 3000 videos categorized as POV compared to, for example, 5000 in the straight guys category. Perhaps the guy holding the phone wants his own special memories of the encounter, or if the rights agreement allows, he wants to share it with a few dozen close friends. Of course, the guy could be on the phone arranging his next Grindr or A4A encounter. He might even be looking for reinforcements as his companion of the moment is wearing him out. I wouldn't even be surprised if the guy holding the phone was looking at an online manual of sexual positions, activities, etc. The possibilities aren't endless, but there are more than a couple of possible reasons. Whatever the reason for someone in the video to make acrobatic lunges for his phone, it certainly kills the atmosphere for the viewer. If the guy in the video doesn't seem interested in the action, it'll be difficult to keep the viewer's attention.