What annoys you most about gay porn.

[LoadHunter612]

10 minutes ago, LthrRaw said:

When someone is getting fucked and instead of enjoying the sex it's clear 90% of their focus is trying to be a cinematographer.

this is a big problem for OF/JFF - get a damn camera man.  i detest when they spend more (any!) time looking at the camera shot and not just getting lost in the sex.  

[fskn]

3 hours ago, Jimmi said:

I hate how the scene always ends the second the last guy cums.  I want to see the afterglow, and if the scene has what passes for a plot for that to be wrapped up in some way.

I think this is intended to make gay porn more realistic. The guy on the other side of the gloryhole cums, zips up, and leaves, without so much as a thank you. You finish fucking the trick you invited over and he wants to cuddle but you either want to sleep, or get back on Grindr to find the next hole, so you hope he takes the hint and leaves.

In gay porn and gay life, the end of the sex is the end of the plot.

Apparently lesbians are different in this regard. They book the moving truck at this stage, and move in together by morning. I wonder if this is depicted accurately in lesbian porn.

[I'm taking a deliberately cynical view. I agree that it's unfortunate when porn — or a real-life encounter with some potential — just ends.]

[LthrRaw]

33 minutes ago, beefyinkedguy said:

this is a big problem for OF/JFF - get a damn camera man.  i detest when they spend more (any!) time looking at the camera shot and not just getting lost in the sex.  

I think for many people a fuck is just another fuck and there’s nothing wrong with that. I’m super picky and leather clad Daddy Bears don't grow on trees around here. If I snag one I want all my focus to be on pleasuring them. Great sex is memorable because everyone was completely invested the moment not because you videoed it. If you want to video it fine. Get your shit together. Prop up the camera or put it on a tripod. Find a good angle. Set and forget. I hate it when people play to the camera like a cliché porno. Twitter is riddled with videos like this. They crave the attention more than the actual sex. Seems insincere and disrespectful to the other party involved. I guess another way of looking at it is the best porn doesn’t exist because it wasn’t filmed LOL.

[NWUSHorny]

4 hours ago, Jimmi said:

I hate how the scene always ends the second the last guy cums.  I want to see the afterglow, and if the scene has what passes for a plot for that to be wrapped up in some way. 

Actually they used to do that, however it was so cheesy it was just a waste of VHS. I know I always hit the fast forward button once the last guy came.

[ejaculaTe]

5 hours ago, Pozboy79 said:

I agree with just about everything people have said, but didn’t see anyone say this: I cannot porn where they switch the camera angle every 5 seconds.  There’s a good angle, and then it’s gone again…or I want to see that guy’s face and because of the hyperactive bouncing back and forth you never really get a good look.  Although I do like them, I think Fraternity X, Sketchy Sex, and Slam Rush all suffer from this seizure-inducing style. 

This was something else I forgot to put on my list. I'll add the related complaint of camera shots being way too close. I'd occasionally like to see the entire body of each guy during the action. I appreciate that many viewers enjoy a close-up view of the action, but I don't think the camera focus has to be so tight as to enable one to count hair follicles. 

[BB10]

Bad camera angles. 

[BlindRawFucker1]

The music.  I want to hear the action.

 

Also excessive moaning, with looping of dubbed moans.

 

[Close2MyBro]

What annoys me about gay porn?

1) Limp Dicks - I don't care if you're a total bottom or not, at least get a semi-hard on

2) Cock rings - If you're going to have one in porn, then be old enough to need it

3) Kissing when you can tell that one or both of them really isn't into it

4) When they re-use some of the video over again (same scene shown twice or same action shown from a different angle) especially when it doesn't add to the eroticism

5) Unrealistic scenes - Like "Father/Son" where they're both around the same age, two "brothers" that don't look anything alike at all, "first time" situations that don't look anything like a real first time.

6) Fake moaning / Bad acting / Bad fucking - Just because they're having sex doesn't mean it is visually appealing or erotic

7) Drugged out actors - Do they even know where they're at or what they're doing? If you're going to be having sex, at least look alive.

😎 High prices - Let's face it, they pay actors next to nothing anymore and yet the prices of porn keep going up and the quality keeps going down.

 

Edited May 9, 2022 by Close2MyBro
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[billy88666]

Poorly shot movies with bad camera angles, bad editing and the worst story set-ups with really bad scripts and acting. If the performers can't act, why give them dialogue? They should simply get down to the chase. No need for two gallons of cum that looks like wallpaper paste either. Have to agree with LthrRaw... Love to see a guy in leather... smoking is an added bonus 🐷

[ejaculaTe]

On 5/8/2022 at 7:00 PM, Ieatcumholes said:

another item on the discontinuity theme is when the last top shot on, in or around the bottom's hole and when the next top goes to fuck the bottom, there is no cum in sight anywhere and there was no video of anyone licking the area clean!

Another one that I forgot to put on my list.... A variation of this complaint: the bottom has shot a substantial load on his chest, but when the top pulls out to shoot on the bottom's chest [yeah, I know], the bottom's chest is as dry as a desert.

[URS2USE]

Several things are annoying and i think that all have been stated here.

But for me, the absolute worst thing about porn is the fake moaning and screaming, from either or both.  Instant erection killer!!

[hntnhole]

Now that I think of it, there is one more irritation .... which is, it's not being filmed at MY HOUSE !!! 

[hntnhole]

^ Ieatcumholes laughing

 Well, of course I'd invite you too ....... sharing breakfast is always a good thing to do ....

[ellentonboy]

A poster mentioned "high prices"???? What's this about, who is paying for porn.........?

I am not suggesting anything illegal, I value my job and don't want to be a convicted felon, but when I see what some of these studios want for their "product", I'm like "NOT MY MONEY",,,,,,,

There are ways around this gentleman, we all know that.....

Okay, enough said before I get in trouble.

[viking8x6]

3 hours ago, ellentonboy said:

A poster mentioned "high prices"???? What's this about, who is paying for porn.........?

The same ones who are paying for music and for regular movies.

The people who want to support the makers so they keep making it.