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Ieatcumholes

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  1. Once, back in my late 20s, when I was a bottom, I was possessed by a demon nymphomaniac! On a Friday at work... I spent the whole day thinking about whether I'd rather have a team of High School football players run a train on me or a team of professional football players run a train on me. High Schoolers wouldn't be able to do it right the first time, but could do it many times. Professionals might not be able to do it more than once, but would hopefully be able to do it right that one time. By the end of the day, I choose the High Schoolers for the sheer number of experiences. I didn't have transportation or other means to try to make that happen though... (And this was almost 40 years ago...) Today (if I bottomed)? I'd go for quality over quantity. FOR ME (and YMMV), one exceptional fuck would supercede multiple MEH fucks. As a top who didn't realize he was multiorgasmic until his mid-30s, I would implore bottoms to not discount older men! And at 60+, I'm still multiorgasmic and can wear most bottoms OUT (they tap out before I do...)
  2. I can't lie. A locked dick catches my attention in a way that an unlocked one never can... 😍
  3. A quote I came across yesterday seems relevant here: I'm one of those men who doesn't necessarily feel the need to watch you have sex with other men, but I would definitely enjoy the fruits of your labor, as it were. 😍
  4. And a load in your hole! 😜
  5. THIS!!!!! 💯x 💯x 💯x 💯! Back when I was young and dumb (and primarily a bottom in my 20s and 30s, cause I'm STILL full of cum! 😜), I never would've considered a man who was 60+! If only my young and dumb self knew what my 60+ self knows now! I can wear out youngsters cause they (generally) don't know how to hang in there for the long haul... They tap out, and I'm still raring to go!
  6. Ieatcumholes

    Daddy Dick

    Wolf LeGrand's face, but his body and dick look nothing like that...
  7. 60+ year old bareback only top, so I guess I fit in here... 😍
  8. With someone from here on BZ who I haven't seen in a number of years. He got a cumsicle and two fresh loads. Could've been three, but I wore him out with that second fuck. I sucked (and swallowed) his load out of him.
  9. Baby, baby, baby! 😍😍😍 Daddy might need to move to Vegas to get some of that cumhole on the regular... 🤤🤤🤤
  10. As hairy as genetics intended it to be! 😍👅🤤 But if one shaves, then keep it shaved cause there's nothing worse than stubble down there!
  11. According to the gaysexpositions guide one was bumper cars and the other is a combo of leg glider and T-Square.
  12. Guy from Reddit just left. He got two cumsicles and three fresh loads. Firsts for him: cumsicle, having a mouth suction his pussy lips, and being fucked and bred in two positions no one had ever fucked him in before. Not bad for an old guy, if I say so myself...
  13. I didn't lose count as much as I stopped counting. Age 29 in 2003 when I became poz.
  14. THANK YOU! THAT was the missing context! You are honoring the uncle's request over your friend's desire to know. Rock, meet hard place... 🫂
  15. (Doing my BEST Samantha Stevens impression) Well... Exactly two men in the last 20 or so years have been able to make me cum from sucking me. It took one of them four different sessions, and the other one was able to grip and stroke my cock in just the right way while sucking it to make me cum. Two others might could have made that happen, but they wanted my load elsewhere... Judging by your profile pic, my loads would definitely be reserved for your other orifice... 😉
  16. Agree with some: And don't resonate with others (don't necessarily disagree. but they don't really apply to ME): And I'm conflicted about a few of those: If someone called me a nerd, I'd hate it, but couldn't really argue the point... My one inhibition is that if I won't stick my tongue in it, I'm DEFINITELY NOT sticking my dick in it! (Clutch the pearls) I want to believe I'm still only in my first thousands worth... 😜 I am QUITE happy I'm poz, as otherwise, I don't believe I ever would've gotten in touch with my inner pig... 2+ decades ago, being diagnosed HIV+ was a much bigger deal than it is today... I'm generally amenable to someone who's looking, but I have enough other things going on in my life that I'm more often THAN NOT "almost always on the lookout..." I've said for a long time that I'm on the kinky side of vanilla, but definitely on the vanilla side of kinky... 😜
  17. I've detailed this elsewhere on BZ, but when I know I'm about to cum I pull almost all the way out and then push in as far as I can and just hold it there as I release my cum. In the last 3(?) years or so, once I think I'm done, I "afterspasm" and release more cum especially in missionary when I'm kissing the bottom...
  18. 👋 👋👋 (For those in the know, doing my best Arnold Horshack impression! 😜🤣) Um... rhetorical question. Why are you gatekeeping? Whether or not the uncle knew he fucked and bred his nephew, you knew that the uncle had a thing for the nephew. And you know that the nephew has a thing for the uncle. Why not connect the dots for them and let them both knowingly enjoy each other in a way they've both wanted? Did you neglect to include some important detail that makes all of this make sense? 🤔
  19. I've yet to have a guy who got a cumsicle say he didn't like it... 😜
  20. Oregon ain't but a hop and a skip (WITHOUT the jump!) from Northern California... Just sayin'... 😜💋
  21. I think that's what happened to the guy Saturday night. He wasn't sure about frozen cum in his hole, so I used a piece that was maybe 1/3 of the "normal" size. When he realized he liked it, I went and got a whole cumsicle, slid it into him and followed it up with my dick to push it in even further than I could with my finger. He enjoyed every minute of it! This was after I'd already pumped one fresh load into him. And even before I deposited the second fresh load into him, he was loving how creamy his hole felt while I was churning the first load and melted cumsicle into cumbutter in his hole...
  22. Get thee to the West Coast and it's on and popping! (There are only 12 left now though. But I'm about 80% of the way to filling another container, which will make 18 more... 😜)
  23. Just because your boyfriend's sex drive has diminished doesn't mean that yours has! "Cheating" was defined when the two of you were having sex. You two need to have a discussion about YOU still being able to have sex outside the relationship without that constituting cheating, whose definition needs to be updated since you two are NOT having sex...
  24. Paraphrasing the Blues artist Lattimore, "I may be old. But I'm not cold. I STILL know how to bury the bone!" ONE of the things I would go back in time and tell my younger self would be NOT to discount a man because of his age!
  25. That bag is all but depleted. There are 14 more in the silicone tubes awaiting recipients...
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