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One was an ex who I let stay with me temporarily cause he didn't feel safe where he was living. "Temporarily" ended up being 6 years to the day (and no sex cause we were exes for a reason...). Another was someone I was currently seeing who had nowhere else to stay. Sex was involved, but that went out the window fairly quickly. His stay at the Home For Wayward Homosexuals wasn't as short as the sex was...

AKA = Also Known As So, this resource site that I irregularly visit was offering premium memberships for $1 for 30 days. (I never would've paid for the premium features otherwise.) So, of course, I'm downloading as much as I can during my 28 day window, cause I'm canceling on the 29th day to avoid getting close to that 31st day automatic renewal thing... When I select something and download the "bundle," a whole bunch of files get downloaded instead of just the file I selected. At first I wasn't paying attention after clicking download, but one time out of the corner of my eye I SWEAR I saw, "Felching resources..." 🤯🤯🤯 So, OF COURSE, the next time I downloaded a bundle, I paid attention! The window that briefly pops up says, "Fetching (emphasis mine) resources..." 😊😖🤪😂🤣 But I STILL see "Felching resources" whenever that window pops up! Hence the title of this thread... 👅 And note to self: I guess the universe is telling me I need to felch, and SOON! 🤪👅 Anyone willing to provide a hole for me to felch? Message me! 😍

🤔 Have we met? 🤔😜 Among my friend group, I'm known to have hosted "ieatcumhole's Home for Wayward Homosexuals"... And "rent" didn't always involve sex...

I've already replied to this thread, but have been watching other responses. Thanks to someone on this forum, I'm trying really hard not to "yuck someone else's yum." And I can only hope that other people won't "yuck my yum." "Different strokes for different folks" as the old saying goes... If kissing isn't your thing, don't "yuck" those of us who enjoy kissing as part of sex. >> I <<, at least, won't "yuck" you for not being interested in kissing during sex. 💜

As a general rule, kissing is mandatory! But if you're a bad kisser? EASY pass! I still have nightmares about this bottom who was a horrible kisser (it felt like he was eating me, not kissing me) AND not clean to boot. Needless to say, there was no second time...

I phrase that as "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. ☹️😖🤬" You'll have to tell us if you made the right choice. 😜 Having taken both in the past, I'm the poster child for Viagra! It stays in my system for ~18 hours and I can pretty much get hard at will even after I can no longer cum without an 8-hour rest/reset. I'm MEH about Cialis though. For me it seemed to work the second time and then turn off. Like you, I don't need either for the first fuck/orgasm. But since some point into my sixth decade on this plane of existence, no matter how into it I might be, there was drooping during the second and subsequent fucks. So I take it before the first fuck knowing that it will help the second (and third if we get there). I started with one of those online plans with 100mg generic Viagra. At first it was a white tablet that worked just as well for me as the blue pill! Then at some point they switched to a blue pill (but I was backlogged with white tablets cause I was busy doing things other than having sex). I finally got through the backlog and started taking the blue pills, and they did NOTHING for me! Once is a fluke, twice is a problem, three times is HELL to the NO! So I contacted Customer Support and they swore that the blue pills were exactly the same as the white tablets. BS! So I told them to cancel my subscription, and they told me I had to cancel it myself. 🤬 I put it on hold. Through experimentation I discovered that 1.5 blue pills is almost as good as one white tablet. Viagra does give me a headache (but I just take Aleve with the pill) AND it dries out my sinuses. That's how I know it works. (Well, in addition to the constant bloodflow into my dick... 😜) I don't take Aleve with the 1.5 generic Viagra though. 🤔 You and I are quite different in that respect. Just proves the old, "different strokes for different folks" adage.

There are few things in life better than a hole that's already got one or more loads in it! 😍 And you look like you have cupcakes (ass cheeks that I can cup in my hands without too much overflow), which make me 🍆 and want to 💦...

I turned 60 last month. Thursday night I gave a 30-somthing Latino (friend of someone I've played with in the past who was there in a 3-way but I never fucked him, only the friend) 3 loads in ~2.5 hours. (Normally 3 loads take 3+ hours...) Today, I gave a 40-something Latino 2 loads in ~3 hours. ( There was ~ 1.5 hours of intense making out first...) As the Blues singer Lattimore said (emphasis mine), "I may be old. But I'm NOT cold! I STILL know how to bury the bone!" 😜

My favorite position too for just that reason!

In some guys there is a hairy patch in the small of the back just above the ass/crack that turns me on NO END! And after many decades, I still don't know why! 😖 But if you have that hairy patch, at the very least I want to eat your ass. And depending on your proclivities (that's such a 😍 word!), I might do more than that! 😜

I 😍 to rim and I'm very good at it! As a general rule, I won't fuck anything I haven't eaten first, so if I won't eat it, I definitely won't fuck it... If the hole already has loads in it when I rim, all that much better! And if the bottom likes, I'm happy to snowball/share the loads I felch out.

WAY back when I fucked a particular partnered (with a man) guy for the first time, after I came he mentioned that he couldn't tell if I was enjoying myself or not because I hadn't said anything. I told him then (and I tell new bottoms now) that I'm not overly verbal. You can tell how into you I am by how I look at, kiss and touch you... Inane porn talk is SUCH a turnoff! (Although two of my favorite porn lines from the 80's are "Suck that cock like the cheap bitch you are!" (after he'd paid two guys $300 to have sex with him) and "I want a cowboy who'll ride me til sun up!") Depending on the position we were fucking in, if a bottom gave me inane porn talk, I'd either stick my tongue down his throat or push his head into the pillow. Either way, I'll shut him up... 😜 🤯 Have you and I fucked? 🤔

I can only respond to a very specific part of what you wrote, so that's all I'm going to do... As a top who gets more pleasure from giving pleasure than I do from being pleasured, this makes perfect sense to me! 😍

I started playing at a rather young age, and I learned to be silent so as not to draw undue attention... To this day I am rather silent during the act of copulation. But I DO make a point of letting the bottom know when I'm about to cum even if I have said nothing else during the act of copulation...

Saturday night I used some of my cum that's frozen into 2-2.5" "suppositories" on a semi-regular bottom I get with. (He claims I'm the only guy who fucks him, and we hadn't hooked up since November because of schedules.) He thought he was going to be tight, but once the frozen lube melted in his pussy (which is what we both call it), it turned into a cumhole. I ate him out first, put the suppository in, spit on my dick and got in with no resistance. I churned and frothed the thawed cum until I added a fresh load into the mix. His pussy looked quite used when I pulled out! (He effectively had four of my loads in him at that point.) Wish I had taken a picture! 😍

No apology, but we eventually had some great sex and still do although infrequently because of schedules.

Unfortunately, I have to agree with this. In the 21st century, the term pretty much means whatever one wants it to mean. 😖🤬 I have seen way too much porn that bills itself as breeding only to have the top pull out at the worst possible moment and cum all OVER the hole (or even worse the bottom's balls, crotch or chest). And in more than a few cases, the bottom has moaned, "Breed me" or "Cum in me" first! IF the stars are all aligned just right, the top will then use his dick to push the cum into the bottom. In my book, the term refers to shooting cum inside an ass or pussy, preferably as deep as possible to initiate insemination. (And as a gay male top, if I don't happen to inseminate my male bottom the first time, I'm MORE than happy to keep trying until insemination is successful! 😜)

Silicone (?) molds that I bought off Amazon. Each mold has 6 connected tubes and there are four molds. They cost less than $20 if memory serves.

I have frozen my cum from jerking off into suppository size/shape. And everyone I know who appreciates that and wants it is many hundreds, if not thousands, of miles away... ☹️😢

I think I've recounted this in another thread someone here at BZ, but I bottomed for many years because I thought I was a bad top who came prematurely. It wasn't until my mid-30's that I discovered that I'm multiorgasmic. Now I explain to bottoms that the first orgasm is like the appetizer when you go out to dinner. It arrives quickly and gets you ready for what's to come next. I gravitated from being primarily a bottom to being more fully versatile to being primarily a top. (I'm not adverse to bottoming. I just haven't found a man I want to bottom for and/or had the opportunity.) And a number of bottoms have told me that I'm really good at what I do. So as long as the flesh is as willing as the spirit, I'll continue to be a top.

A preloaded hole is a BONUS, NOT a requirement for me. If I'm first, hopefully I can be last too! 😍 (And THAT would be a requirement for any man with whom I was in a relationship! I'm going to give you your first load of the day. You can take as many loads as you want during the day and evening. But I'm going to give you your last load(s) of the day to remind you whose hole that really is...)

I am SO not in the headspace to answer you properly, but I'm still going to try. YOU have to accept him AT HIS WORD even if his actions might seem to be different! REGARDLESS what YOU might want WITH HIM, you have to honor what he's willing to give to you! I have had sex with a number of "straight" men in my life. In retrospect, it was JUST SEX for them though. Have you heard of the old saying, "ANY port in a storm?" Even if he DID have sex with you, it wouldn't mean the same thing to him that it apparently would mean to you....

As a Black man who loves, "Black, White, Puerto Rican, EVERY body just A Freakin'! (basically ALL races and most types), I am NOT going to cum inside a bottom who asks me to pull out! Cause I'm NOT trying to catch a RAPE or ATTEMPTED MURDER case (cause I'm poz even though I'm U=U)! Pretty sure I've already told this story somewhere on BZ, but I got all the way in this bottom, and I SWEAR it was one of the top three holes I'd been in up to that point. And he asked me to pull out! 🤬 But I did, cause I'm NOT trying to catch a case! Years later he told me that he wished I had been a little more forceful! 🤬🖕 🤬🖕🤬 WTF!!!!!

I don't often breed and tell, but I have to this time. A visitor from the Northeast hit me up on another site. We unlocked pics for one another and when I saw his pics my response was, "YAAAS LAWD!" He's bald, hairy all over (and NOT manscaped), uncut and with some roundness to him. So we hooked up this afternoon, as he was looking for someone to get him ready for a night at the bathhouse. When I meet him, he's attractive enough (that's not a particular criteria of mine though because if Quasimodo or the Elephant Man checked enough other boxes, their physical appearance wouldn't mean anything to me). We immediately stripped down. He was surprised that I was already hard as he sucked me for a bit. He'd told me in advance that it had been awhile since he got fucked, so he was really tight. I ate his hole out real good and he begged me to fuck him. Even though he had silicone lube on the bed, I managed to get in with just spit on my cock and the spit I had already pushed into his hairy hole as I was eating it. We started doggy style where I could see (and lick!) his hairy back. Then we switched to him on his left side with his right leg at an angle so we could kiss. As it often does, my first orgasm caught me by surprise. He got a huge load out of me. There's like a 30/70 chance that I can continue to fuck after cumming, but he beat the odds and I stayed hard. We went gay missionary and missionary with him riding me both face to face and back to front. He was quite juicy from the load I shot in him. If I hadn't been fucking him, I definitely could've gotten lost in his eyes when we were in missionary. I gave him two buttgasms, but had already told him that I would need to pee before I could cum again. At one point he said he left his body and needed a moment to gather himself. We didn't disconnect though! After I peed and he gave me some water to drink, we went back at it, this time with him on his stomach. It took a bit, but he got my second load in him. We weren't able to go for orgasm #3 because his host's dog needed to go for a walk and the host wasn't home yet. He wanted to be gaped and ready for other men to fuck him. And he was! He was also rather creamy inside... Bathhouse ended up being a bust, but I was definitely a huge check in the "relocate" column! We already agreed that if we lived closer, we would hookup regularly. And I let him know that I don't mind sloppy seconds, fifths or tenths! I also let him know that he's welcome to stay with me next time he visits. Even though I have a second bedroom, it doesn't have a bed in it, so he'll have to sleep with me. DARN!

There is no rhyme or reason that I've been able to figure out for why/when I can sometimes cum, keep fucking and cum a second time. Sometimes it's been a really hot first session with a guy, and other times it's been a really hot Nth session with a guy. Usually, I have to pee between orgasms, even though I'm multiorgasmic. (And, no, I was too well potty trained to pee IN someone.) There was a guy I fucked the first time. I came, stayed hard, didn't pull out and fucked and bred him a second time. I told him he was a unicorn cause that doesn't happen often. I stayed hard, didn't pull out and fucked and bred him a third time. I told him he was the King of the Unicorns cause that had NEVER happened before! And it hasn't happened since with him. I have bred him three times in a session, but I have to pee between sessions. There are things in my life that I need to examine and figure out the reason why. And then there are things that I just accept without having to examine. Being able to cum, not pull out, keep fucking and cum again falls into the latter category.