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  1. Ieatcumholes
    My prescription has these "qualifiers" on yellow stickers on it: It is best to avoid taking this drug at the same time as milk, dairy, or other products with calcium. If medication upsets your stomach, take with a modest meal, crackers, or bread. Prolonged or excessive exposure to direct and or artificial sunlight SHOULD BE AVOIDED when taking this medication Hope this helps. (I didn't include quote marks because everything is in ALL CAPS...)
  2. Ieatcumholes
    Met a guy tonight from BBRT. Hadn't realized he was European until he called cause he couldn't find my place and I heard the accent. 5'10"-ish and skinny with a flat ass with hair on it and a very hairy crack that he loved to have eaten 😍. I had a 2-day load in me, and I think he could've made me cum from sucking me (1st unicorn point), but he told me that he doesn't like the taste of cum and preferred that I shoot it in his butt instead. (You don't have to tell me that twice! 😜) Had him ride me, and he really got into it and did this move that sent me over the edge much faster than I wanted. 🤬 I usually have to pee between orgasms, but we were able to contort without disconnecting so that we were spooning. I stayed hard and continued to fuck him in the spoon position (not my favorite) until we contorted again without disconnecting and he was on his back, legs in the air. I didn't think I was going to be able to cum again without peeing first, but after 15-ish minutes, he got his second load from me. (2nd unicorn point) I definitely had to pee at that point. After some more making out, we did variations on doggie and he got his third load. (He had me take pics with his phone of me fucking him...) Three is usually my limit in a session, but there was more making out and I had him ride me again since the first time was rather short in duration. It took another 10-15 minutes (maybe even 20), but he got a fourth load out of me! (3rd unicorn point) Only one other bottom in the last 20 years has been able to make me cum FOUR TIMES in a single session! (A unicorn is any bottom who gets me to accomplish things that I usually don't accomplish. Even if he and I never accomplish any of those things again, he'll still be a unicorn...) We definitely hope to see each other again sooner rather than later!
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    I make a point of telling new/potential bottoms that while I prefer a "clean" hole (in terms of feces, not cum), if "shit happens," I'm not going to freak out. The hole that we both derive pleasure from has a primary function unlrelated to the pleasure that we're enjoying... Because I have numerous food sensitivity/constipation issues, I have a douche attached to my shower. Co-ink-a-dick-tally, bottoms can take advantage to refresh or even clean themselves.... 😉
  4. Ieatcumholes
    Because I started being sexual at a very early age (I'm descended from promiscuous genes on both sides!), I trained myself to be quiet while pleasuring myself. That training has lasted to this day. I warn bottoms that I'm not all that verbal. I express my pleasure by how I kiss and touch more than through vocal means. I will definitely vocalize when I'm about to cum though! If a bottom is an exceptional cocksucker, he will elicit moans of pleasure from me because I am otherwise ambivalent to being sucked. If a bottom happens to find my weak spot, he will elicit moans of pleasure from me (and make me want to fuck him that much more!)... (On the flip side of this discussion, I 😍 a verbal bottom who lets me know how much he's enjoying all the things I'm doing to him!)
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    There are many more scenarios than breeding and monogamy (which I would equate to black and white)... Considering black and white, the other scenarios would be "shades of gray..." I firmly sit in one (probably many) of those shades of gray... (FTR, I have ZERO interest in monogamy! And I have ZERO interest in breeding purely for the sake of getting off because I can jack off with less effort... Bore me! 🥱) Yes, I want to get off when I top! But even more important to ME is ensuring that the bottom enjoys himself as much as I can make him enjoy himself. If the bottom's enjoyment doesn't include him coming (cause the fucking and/or my loads were all he needed), fine. But, if his enjoyment includes his own orgasm, I'm going to do everything in my power to ensure that he has an orgasm... >> I << believe that it takes two to have sex, and BOTH people should be satisfied (however they define satisfaction) when the sex is over. For those tops who believe, "it's all about me and what I want, and the bottom should be happy with that!" more power to you! I'm not one of those tops though! I'm not going to "yuck your yum," so please don't yuck mine... I try to remember that there are "different strokes for different folks" when I post. I'm not always successful at that though. There is no one monolithic way to have sex, much less gay sex. I think we all need to remember that...
  6. Ieatcumholes
    For me as a top, either a cage or wearing a jock/assless underwear signals to me that you're not interested in having your cock played with.
  7. Ieatcumholes
    As a top and a gentleman, I will always ask the bottom if he wants to cum, and, if so, how I can help. If he says, "No" then I don't press it.
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    One was an ex who I let stay with me temporarily cause he didn't feel safe where he was living. "Temporarily" ended up being 6 years to the day (and no sex cause we were exes for a reason...). Another was someone I was currently seeing who had nowhere else to stay. Sex was involved, but that went out the window fairly quickly. His stay at the Home For Wayward Homosexuals wasn't as short as the sex was...
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    AKA = Also Known As So, this resource site that I irregularly visit was offering premium memberships for $1 for 30 days. (I never would've paid for the premium features otherwise.) So, of course, I'm downloading as much as I can during my 28 day window, cause I'm canceling on the 29th day to avoid getting close to that 31st day automatic renewal thing... When I select something and download the "bundle," a whole bunch of files get downloaded instead of just the file I selected. At first I wasn't paying attention after clicking download, but one time out of the corner of my eye I SWEAR I saw, "Felching resources..." 🤯🤯🤯 So, OF COURSE, the next time I downloaded a bundle, I paid attention! The window that briefly pops up says, "Fetching (emphasis mine) resources..." 😊😖🤪😂🤣 But I STILL see "Felching resources" whenever that window pops up! Hence the title of this thread... 👅 And note to self: I guess the universe is telling me I need to felch, and SOON! 🤪👅 Anyone willing to provide a hole for me to felch? Message me! 😍
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    🤔 Have we met? 🤔😜 Among my friend group, I'm known to have hosted "ieatcumhole's Home for Wayward Homosexuals"... And "rent" didn't always involve sex...
  11. Ieatcumholes
    I've already replied to this thread, but have been watching other responses. Thanks to someone on this forum, I'm trying really hard not to "yuck someone else's yum." And I can only hope that other people won't "yuck my yum." "Different strokes for different folks" as the old saying goes... If kissing isn't your thing, don't "yuck" those of us who enjoy kissing as part of sex. >> I <<, at least, won't "yuck" you for not being interested in kissing during sex. 💜
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    As a general rule, kissing is mandatory! But if you're a bad kisser? EASY pass! I still have nightmares about this bottom who was a horrible kisser (it felt like he was eating me, not kissing me) AND not clean to boot. Needless to say, there was no second time...
  13. Ieatcumholes
    I phrase that as "The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak. ☹️😖🤬" You'll have to tell us if you made the right choice. 😜 Having taken both in the past, I'm the poster child for Viagra! It stays in my system for ~18 hours and I can pretty much get hard at will even after I can no longer cum without an 8-hour rest/reset. I'm MEH about Cialis though. For me it seemed to work the second time and then turn off. Like you, I don't need either for the first fuck/orgasm. But since some point into my sixth decade on this plane of existence, no matter how into it I might be, there was drooping during the second and subsequent fucks. So I take it before the first fuck knowing that it will help the second (and third if we get there). I started with one of those online plans with 100mg generic Viagra. At first it was a white tablet that worked just as well for me as the blue pill! Then at some point they switched to a blue pill (but I was backlogged with white tablets cause I was busy doing things other than having sex). I finally got through the backlog and started taking the blue pills, and they did NOTHING for me! Once is a fluke, twice is a problem, three times is HELL to the NO! So I contacted Customer Support and they swore that the blue pills were exactly the same as the white tablets. BS! So I told them to cancel my subscription, and they told me I had to cancel it myself. 🤬 I put it on hold. Through experimentation I discovered that 1.5 blue pills is almost as good as one white tablet. Viagra does give me a headache (but I just take Aleve with the pill) AND it dries out my sinuses. That's how I know it works. (Well, in addition to the constant bloodflow into my dick... 😜) I don't take Aleve with the 1.5 generic Viagra though. 🤔 You and I are quite different in that respect. Just proves the old, "different strokes for different folks" adage.
  14. Ieatcumholes
    There are few things in life better than a hole that's already got one or more loads in it! 😍 And you look like you have cupcakes (ass cheeks that I can cup in my hands without too much overflow), which make me 🍆 and want to 💦...
  15. Ieatcumholes
    I turned 60 last month. Thursday night I gave a 30-somthing Latino (friend of someone I've played with in the past who was there in a 3-way but I never fucked him, only the friend) 3 loads in ~2.5 hours. (Normally 3 loads take 3+ hours...) Today, I gave a 40-something Latino 2 loads in ~3 hours. ( There was ~ 1.5 hours of intense making out first...) As the Blues singer Lattimore said (emphasis mine), "I may be old. But I'm NOT cold! I STILL know how to bury the bone!" 😜
  16. Ieatcumholes
    My favorite position too for just that reason!
  17. Ieatcumholes
    In some guys there is a hairy patch in the small of the back just above the ass/crack that turns me on NO END! And after many decades, I still don't know why! 😖 But if you have that hairy patch, at the very least I want to eat your ass. And depending on your proclivities (that's such a 😍 word!), I might do more than that! 😜
  18. Ieatcumholes
    I 😍 to rim and I'm very good at it! As a general rule, I won't fuck anything I haven't eaten first, so if I won't eat it, I definitely won't fuck it... If the hole already has loads in it when I rim, all that much better! And if the bottom likes, I'm happy to snowball/share the loads I felch out.
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    WAY back when I fucked a particular partnered (with a man) guy for the first time, after I came he mentioned that he couldn't tell if I was enjoying myself or not because I hadn't said anything. I told him then (and I tell new bottoms now) that I'm not overly verbal. You can tell how into you I am by how I look at, kiss and touch you... Inane porn talk is SUCH a turnoff! (Although two of my favorite porn lines from the 80's are "Suck that cock like the cheap bitch you are!" (after he'd paid two guys $300 to have sex with him) and "I want a cowboy who'll ride me til sun up!") Depending on the position we were fucking in, if a bottom gave me inane porn talk, I'd either stick my tongue down his throat or push his head into the pillow. Either way, I'll shut him up... 😜 🤯 Have you and I fucked? 🤔
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    I can only respond to a very specific part of what you wrote, so that's all I'm going to do... As a top who gets more pleasure from giving pleasure than I do from being pleasured, this makes perfect sense to me! 😍
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    I started playing at a rather young age, and I learned to be silent so as not to draw undue attention... To this day I am rather silent during the act of copulation. But I DO make a point of letting the bottom know when I'm about to cum even if I have said nothing else during the act of copulation...
  22. Ieatcumholes
    Saturday night I used some of my cum that's frozen into 2-2.5" "suppositories" on a semi-regular bottom I get with. (He claims I'm the only guy who fucks him, and we hadn't hooked up since November because of schedules.) He thought he was going to be tight, but once the frozen lube melted in his pussy (which is what we both call it), it turned into a cumhole. I ate him out first, put the suppository in, spit on my dick and got in with no resistance. I churned and frothed the thawed cum until I added a fresh load into the mix. His pussy looked quite used when I pulled out! (He effectively had four of my loads in him at that point.) Wish I had taken a picture! 😍
  23. Ieatcumholes
    No apology, but we eventually had some great sex and still do although infrequently because of schedules.
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    Unfortunately, I have to agree with this. In the 21st century, the term pretty much means whatever one wants it to mean. 😖🤬 I have seen way too much porn that bills itself as breeding only to have the top pull out at the worst possible moment and cum all OVER the hole (or even worse the bottom's balls, crotch or chest). And in more than a few cases, the bottom has moaned, "Breed me" or "Cum in me" first! IF the stars are all aligned just right, the top will then use his dick to push the cum into the bottom. In my book, the term refers to shooting cum inside an ass or pussy, preferably as deep as possible to initiate insemination. (And as a gay male top, if I don't happen to inseminate my male bottom the first time, I'm MORE than happy to keep trying until insemination is successful! 😜)
  25. Ieatcumholes
    Silicone (?) molds that I bought off Amazon. Each mold has 6 connected tubes and there are four molds. They cost less than $20 if memory serves.

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