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An uncle of mine. I was probably 12 or 13 (I knew I was gay at 5), and he was living with us, probably after getting out of prison for something or other (so he was probably familiar with man on man sex even though he wasn't gay). I don't remember what I did, but I DO remember he was in nothing but boxers and probably had been shaving. He's holding me down on the carpet in the living room and complaining that I play too much! My mother (his sister) wasn't home. He must've been holding me by my shoulders because my memory is that I could easily have reached up into the gap of his boxers, but I stopped myself for some reason. (By that point, I had already played with two cousins, so us being related wouldn't have been the reason why.) The cable guy in the mid-to-late 90's. Don't remember if this was when I first moved into the building or when I moved into the apartment next to the one I had been living in (inverse orientation from my original apartment). I remember overalls unbuttoned 3 or 4 buttons and a pelt of hair peeking through. 👅I probably had a Chippendales calendar in the living room (cause I didn't have a TV in the bedroom) and he mentioned something about liking pictures like that. But it didn't register until AFTER he left! 😖 That was back when I was a bottom and I would've given that man ANYthing he wanted as long as he got nekkid and I could explore his hairy body! There have been others I wanted to have sex with and didn't for whatever reason, but, under torture, I couldn't even tell you who they were! The two above definitely count as ones that got away!
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I'm right-handed, but j/o with my left hand. If I only have one hand on the wheel when driving, it would be my left hand. I can write lefthanded, but I have to take my time and concentrate since I don't do it often. And I don't switch knife and fork to cut food with my right hand - the knife works perfectly fine in my left hand! (And the fork works perfectly fine in my right hand!) I started j/o-ing long before I had access to any porn! I would guess I experimented with both hands but ended up using the left hand because it felt better. I've recently formed the supposition that the direction left or right that a man's cock curves tells one which hand he j/o's with. If it curves to the left, he uses his left hand. If it curves to the right, he uses his right hand. If it doesn't curve at all, he either doesn't j/o or uses both hands to j/o. Would that I were able to do an empirical study! So I'll just have to stick to my supposition for now! 😆
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EVERY guy you had sex with made you the person you are today! Change even ONE of those, much less many thousands of them, and you would be a different person today than you currently are! >> I << don't get the sense that you live with a lot of regrets about who you are NOW. And different doesn't necessarily mean better.... Appreciate the person you were, because he led to the person you ARE right now! If I could go back and change anything from my life, I wouldn't, cause I'm good with who I am right now! (I really want a do-over with my first BF, truth be told, but NO!) ANY change in the past could drastically change your present! (You've heard of the Butterfly Effect, right?) From what I've seen on this forum, the current you is ALL THAT and a bag of chips! (And, yeah, I'm THAT old! 🤣) If there weren't 3000 miles separating us, I would show you how much I like the person you are right now BECAUSE of your history! 😘😘😘😘😘
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If it's long enough, that's just natural floss! 😉
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Did a search of this forum and didn't find any other threads about this topic, although there were individual posts in other threads about it. Last Friday I hooked up with a guy who warned me ahead of time that he sweats when he's having sex. A LOT! I was like, Cool! He showed up with his own towel! He did not undersell how much he sweats, and I was LIVING for it! It's been a good 2-3 decades since I've been with a guy who sweat that much! He was reticent to lay on top of me and kiss me cause that makes him sweat even more. (It also allowed me to play with his hole, which he liked.) Sweat dripped off of him onto me multiple times. And I was 😍😍😍😍😍 every time it happened! My pillow cover was drenched. My makeshift playsheet was drenched. And every time sweat dripped off of him onto me, I was in heaven! I had forgotten what it felt like to have another man's sweat drop onto me. (I probably was a bottom the last time that happened). And I had forgotton how much I enjoy that! I even gave him a tongue bath over most of his body! 👅👅👅👅👅 We experienced coitus interruptus cause he got a text that sent him home. But he left the towel behind on purpose, so I know we'll see each other again sooner or later. Anyone else get off on sweaty men? On having another man's sweat drip on you? On giving a sweaty man a tongue bath?
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I think some guys are just in it for the thrill of the chase and/or fantasy/jo material. I also don't understand that one. I have occasionally run across guys even on bareback sites who insist on condoms. I pass them by. Whenever a guy flakes out on me, I look at it as HE lost out, not me. There's always another bottom to replace that one. Had a great time with this one bottom and thought we both had a good time with the other, but didn't hear back from him. So I reached out to him, we set something up and he canceled. Rinse. Repeat. Twice. Won't be reaching out to him again. He at least canceled, albeit three times. When they don't show up and then drop off the face of the earth, I might send a "Wha' happen?" message. More often than not I don't get a response. Next! You can't change other people. Maybe take a glass half-full approach and focus on those who do come through (and in!)?
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Need an Always Ready Backup!
Ieatcumholes replied to Ieatcumholes's topic in San Francisco / Oakland / San Jose
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I'm a contrarian by nature and tend to do the opposite of what the majority does. So the male standard of beauty has little to do with what I find beautiful. Ripped and built like a brick shithouse is fine to look at. I have less interest in playing with it though. Give me a natural build over a gym bod every day of the week! And I absolutely love a (Winnie the) Pooh belly over a 6 pack! I have hairs on my chest (as in I could count them if I were really bored).... I can only guess that it's that whole "opposites attract" thing to explain why I'm so 😍😍😍 about hairy men! Even though we're in the same state, we could easily be many hundreds of miles apart. But if we're close enough, I'd love the opportunity for you to see and enjoy your hairiness through my eyes (and lips and tongue and mouth and teeth and fingers and hands. If that's even a possibility, we should probably take that conversation to DM.)
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Need an Always Ready Backup!
Ieatcumholes replied to Ieatcumholes's topic in San Francisco / Oakland / San Jose
From the looks of that ass in your avatar, it's really a shame that we're on opposite coasts.... -
I prefer a hairy partner (and there is no such thing as too hairy). But I'm also fine with naturally smooth guys. If a manscaped guy manscapes because he hates his body hair, that's one thing and I would being understanding and accepting even if I didn't like it. But if he manscapes because he thinks that's what other people want, I would do my best to convince him that I really like it and let him make his own decision.
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Given those choices, I'd pretty much have to rank them in reverse order! In my ideal world, every bottom I fuck would already have many other loads in him! But if he only had one guy's load(s) in him, that would be fine too. Otherwise, I prefer an experienced hole that I can rim good, spit on my dick and work it in. If the guy is pre-lubed, I probably won't rim him (hate the taste of most lubes), but will still fuck him. A dry cunt is last on my list all day every day. It's not that I won't fuck it if it's presented. It's just not my favorite type of hole to fuck.
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Just realized tonight (after another guy canceled at the last minute on plans we'd made in advance) that I don't have anyone I can call or text and say, "I need some NOW!" and more often than not they are available. So I need to rectify that situation. If you are in the South Bay, and are generally available, HMU! And FTR, I don't mind waiting if you've got other guys lined up to breed you. (Check out my username.) I like all races, most builds, and prefer 40+ (but that's not a hard and fast rule). I'd prefer you didn't need to party in order to play, but that's also not a hard and fast rule. The hairier the better, but naturally smooth is cool too! Good kissers to the front of the line! And if you regularly smell and taste of sex, I might marry you! (Give me sex funk over soap or cologne EVERY day of the week!) I'm not really into cigarette smokers, but if you've got other qualities, we can probably work that out. I prefer to host. You can also be a regular though and not just a backup! And if you can regularly bring me a cumhole whenever we hookup, again, I might marry you! (Don't worry. You would be encouraged to take as many loads from other men as you want/can so I can enjoy your cumhole whenever we get together.)
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Way back in senior year of college, I had a poster on my wall of "Murphy's Laws on Sex." One of them is, "Sex is dirty, only if it's done right." My version of that is, "Sex is dirty (and sticky and smelly and sweaty) only if it's done right!" Dirty means nasty, not scat! I tell every new bottom I hookup with that he should definitely douche! But soap and water doesn't need to hit any other part of his body. And, if he must shower, no deodorant or antiperspirant! @KikoInked06, I would LOVE to lick out both of your hairy, musty pits! 👅👅👅👅👅 You have some of my favorite kind of pits - large coverage area AND long pit hair! 😍😍😍😍😍
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Poz doesn't indicate whether or not one is infectious. Undetectable does. Both terms are truth in advertising, although one gives a little more detail. Depending on the audience, one or the other term could be more relevant. I don't see a need to chose one term over the other or to vilify one term over the other.
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Screen names and how you interpret them
Ieatcumholes replied to tallslenderguy's topic in General Discussion
My usernames here and on NKP are similar (but different, even though they have the same vibe). Both are quite descriptive of what I like to do, but neither is 100% accurate because I don't just want to eat.... My BBRT screenname (winighi247 for "want it, need it, gotta have it 24/7) was more true when I setup that account. But if it is even slightly inconvenient to get it? I usually can't be bothered with need it and gotta have it, much less 24/7 cause I need my sleep! (There is at least one bottom for whom I will make exceptions though cause he is worth being tired the next day!!!) Pre-online translators being ubiquitous, I had strung together 3 childhood nicknames as a username and email address. Had many a person ask me what that word meant, cause they couldn't find it anywhere! (Because it's three childhood nicknames strung together, it still won't come up in an online translator!) I have an email address and username that I (used to) use for sex. 14me appears meaning one for me. I have had many guys read that as 14 me and ask me if I actually have 14"! 🤯🤪🤣 Ummm.... No! Not even in "internet inches"! If the username is antithetical to the rest of the profile? PASS! Even if it doesn't appeal to me, I'm ALL for username describing who one is or what one is into! (I THINK) The phrase I read here earlier today is "yuk someone's yum." So I'm not going to do that by providing examples. But if your username is "eatmycumhole" (hopefully that isn't a screen name on this site!) and your avatar/profile pic shows your dick, PASS! I'm not even going to click on your profile to see if we might be compatible.... I know I have seen some wonderful screennames, but right now I don't remember any of them. 😦 -
I prefer to use pussy (and have never fucked a woman and don't intend to ever fuck one). But if the bottom doesn't like that term, I will use whatever term he does like.
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Rape is about lack of consent, not the tightness or looseness of the hole....
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Your Personal Mission Statements
Ieatcumholes replied to Powerasianbtms's topic in General Discussion
There is no such thing as too hairy or too much cum in a hole. And variety is the spice of life! -
Didn't really like either of those answers, but I went with the "No" one. I think it's more up to the bottom to let me know long before we start having sex that he wants me to pull out and not cum inside of him. And then we won't have sex cause that's not how I play. (I primarily do 1:1 sessions where there has been some discussion before the session.) If the bottom waited until I announced that I was about to cum to ask me to pull out, I would cause I'm a gentleman. But I wouldn't be seeing that particular bottom a second time. There are far too many bottoms who want the load to waste time on one who doesn't.
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I am the yin to your yang. I 😍😍😍 eating out a cumhole, especially when the cum is from other men. (I will eat mine out, but I prefer to eat other men's cum out.) About the only thing better than a preloaded hole is one that is overflowing with loads! I could definitely have an "arrangement" with a bottom who regularly brought me a cumhole to enjoy.... This pretty much describes me quite well. As a general rule, the hairier the hole, the more I get into eating it. But a smooth cumhole supersedes an unloaded hairy hole EVERY day of the week! And the more the bottom moans and squirms and lets me know he's enjoying what I'm doing, the longer I'll keep doing it!
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Do You, have you, fucked someone you don't like?
Ieatcumholes replied to BBBxCumDumpster's topic in General Discussion
I guess I'm really good at compartmentalizing, because for me liking the person and wanting to have sex with the person are two completely different things! Yes, it is nice when I like the person I'm having sex with, but one doesn't require the other. (I definitely don't have sex with every person I like, so why should I have to like every person I have sex with? 🤔) If I happen to like you, we can chat after the sex is done. If I don't, one of us got to go when the sex is over! I could dislike everything a man stood for and pretty much every word that come out of his mouth. But if he were a hot cumdump fuck, none of those dislikes would be relevant to me. Something of a cliché, but the little head would be in charge while I was fucking him, not the big head. When the little head goes soft to rest up for round 2, if he started talking and making me remember why I dislike him, I'd put my dick in his mouth to shut him up until I was hard enough to pick up where we left off. (I probably wouldn't be able to do a round 3 with such a person, so someone would need to leave once round 2 was over!) So, my advice is to enjoy the sex for what it is (SEX) and leave feelings out of it. -
I must say that I hadn't given a lot of thought to chastity devices until this thread. Now I think I wanna fuck a guy wearing one. Thanks! 😍🥰👍
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MOST Definitely! 😍🥰 Such an arrangement doesn't reduce the risk of disease. Whatever the cumdump gets disease-wise, I will probably also get. Even if he is tested monthly, that's up to 30 days of me rutting in his well-used hole before either of us finds out he has whatever and I should get tested too. In my mind, the constant risk of introduction of disease into the relationship is a necessary evil for both of us to get what we want from the relationship. Nope! Never gonna be me who does that. About the only reasons I can think of for not enjoying my BreedBoy's hole daily is a) one or both of us are sick or b) one of us is traveling without the other. Denial of sex makes no sense to me.
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For me it boils down to this: I don't have to understand OR like what someone else does with their body! But I do have to accept it, just like I would want them to accept the things I do (or don't do) with my body! NONE OF US can live anybody's life but our own. There are a lot of things that people do (to themselves) that I don't like or understand. And I am working on/within myself to be OK with and accept that! "Different strokes for different folks!" as the old saying goes. And, as Rodney King said back in the day, "Can't we all just get along?" No one has to like that a particular bottom is caged and therefore his cock isn't available to you. His cock being caged ISN'T about you! It's about HIM! Just cause you want to do whatever with his cock doesn't mean that he wants that done with his cock! That's what the jockstrap, ass-less underwear, or cage is all about! It's a DO NOT GO THERE message that some people are missing or choose not to see! The 70's was considered the "ME" generation. But I swear that people (in general) in 2022 are SO self-involved that they feel like EVERYTHING is about them when it's really not! I am so anti-religion it's not even funny, but "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you" is pretty appropriate for this thread....
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If a bottom I'm fucking face to face spontaneously cums between us, that a) let's me know that I did my job right! and b) is just the glue that connects us after I breed his hole and am resting on top of him. 😉
