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There's about a dozen cumdumps in the farm country backroads that I live in - a 3 county area has population of 100,000 at best. So yea your maths are pretty spot on around here. The bulk of guys want a husband, or the bi guys a discreet & safe FWB (with a laundry list of things they want to explore).

Older pic but dick sizes don't change, LOL. I was deleting old emails and found this one.

Yup. Big cock guys often aren't throbbers. Or if they are heavier cummers, I don't feel them as much in my hole. It's fuckin' hot to feel a guy squirt up my butt. I feel it more the smaller/thinner the cock. Or it might be that my hole is tighter when the dick is smaller so it makes the squirting easier to feel. At least that's my experience. My biggest beef is flacid cock. Often it's the big cock guys who turn up with limp dicks but there are some small cock guys who often have issues getting hard. Last year I metup with a 50-something tall runner type, totally ex-military, married cheater, and he had small cock of about 5.5". I didn't give a f*ck. We had an awesome experience 69ing! He was a very hungry to suck on my cock too, so it wasn't his 1st time cheating. 😉 Hot experiences! +++

I was driving on the highway back home and needed to bust a 5day nutt so I pulled over and found a Sniffies with pic ass up <1 mile away. He sent me his addy right away. 50 something slim guy. Swung by his place, found his ass up, rimmed that hole till he moaned, fucked his ass hard, dumped my load balls deep, zipped up, left, and got back on the highway. Felt great!

Me too. My body has a strong gag reflex to this stuff. I hold my nose to try to not taste the salt water. I'll try flavoring. I had tried honey before. Some websites do caution who should not use this method, like folks with high blood pressure, or ulcers. Here's Healthline: [think before following links] https://www.healthline.com/health/salt-water-flush#how-to I have low blood pressure so not a concern. Metamucil (or any psyllium husk) still helps to keep the bowels regular.

Looking a vers in St Louis area. I'll have a hotel in Collinsville on Oct 13-14. Luv to find a guy to flip with, or small group.

You look like a bunch of fun 🙂

This ^ is a reason why I often don't post my status. Men whose dating/sex profile includes BB probably just like sex, no matter what. Or at least I like to think that, lol

Evidently my Dad reads "Western Spanx" ?! [think before following links] https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/western-spank I follow friends & family books to find similar reads, and I stumbled upon my Dad's reading list. Displayed on my screen were book covers with busty women in corsets. OK, straight soft porn is no big deal. But another book's cover featured a muscle topless man ... and no woman. Hmm, perhaps straight soft porn books have become more metrosexual?! I guess this is sorta like bumping into "Dad's stash" of porno mags ... but it's happening much later in life LOL! My Dad is mid-70s and still reading these. I had to share to see if others have experienced this.

Fuckin A+ package man!

Lots of older-young 1st fucks in these stories. There's a trend in generational gaps -- hot to read! My story is also a generational gap but he wasn't my 1st; no, he taught me how to have great SEX! Jim was in his 40s, tall, muscular, a car mechanic, blue collar type, but well read, and outdoorsy. I was in my 20s in college, and a skinny nerd type, more stuck behind my PC. Jim was an avid Bowflex guys, for those that remember (and is Bowflext still a thing??), so he was a RIPPED hottie. The most exercise I did was run, hah! gay.com is how we met -- for those that remember! Back then, I was still falling in love with hookups -- a big no-no -- and Jim showed me how to have great, passionate sex but not be BFs. Maybe we were still "lovers" in a sense but basically FWBs. Jim had lost his husband to AIDS. Jim remained neg despite having a THICK sex journal -- he showed me how he recorded everyone he had sex with, their name and email, and there I was on his list. 😐 His Sex Book reaffirmed I was a FWB and not a BF (so niave I was back then). Later, and too late, I realize how much AIDS had affected Jim. By then, I was always watching BB porn but knew BB was [banned word]. I was still a prude, rubber zealot. 🫡 So Jim taught me to have sex with condoms ... but eventually he gave way and we fucked bare. Jim's bare ass felt SO much better. He still always made me pullout in the end because he believed no cum was less risk (probably not knowing about pre-cum). There was no PREP back then. Jim taught me how to have great sex but not be in a committed relationship with him. Jim and I would be laying in his bed cuddling, and then would share how sex was with some other guy earlier that month, and tell me about a new guy he was hoping to have sex with later that week ... all while I was laying in bed cuddling with him. It was SO different from what I'd expected. He was a bit of a nymphomaniac with the Sex Book and all. I lost touch with Jim after college. A few years later, a mutual friend told me Jim had taken a gun and taken his life. I think Jim was still in love with his husband. Not to end on a sad note! Jim showed me the way to have FWBs instead of serial BFs, which is basically what I (and many gays) have done; and if understanding sex is not a most "influential dick" then I don't know what is. I'm grateful for our shared experience, and fuck! we had great sex too 😊

Condoms are acceptable, but I ask the top to pull out and shoot his load all over my body. I luv that I'm being sprayed with his seed, like an animal marking turf; and the temperature difference as cum shoots on me feels great. My body temp is usually lower than most men so their cum feels warm & wet. Plus many guys cannot cum well with a rubber on so pulling out at the end helps them too.

Yup, plus testosterone. I've found FTM on testosterone to be pretty damn slutty.

This ^ Example: my bowels move in the mornings so I cannot bottom in the AM unless I'm on a liquid diet. Godd thing I like to top in the AM 🙂

Statistically, this is spot on. There's something like <10% LGTBQ / Alphabet-People in the US. Let's say 1/2 of them are men, so 5% gay. What are the odds you'll find another gay man? Who also wants to have sex you, me, whoever? Low. Too low, hah! Straight / Bi men are everwhere. I don't bother to ask whether a guy is straight / bi / whatever. "May the odds be ever in your favor" 🙃

Re-construction site, a rear entrance to a VA clinic, ... during broad daylight! My FB at the time liked exhibitionism. 🤩 Parade of Homes, so open houses for sale with many folks also doing walk-thrus, my BF at the time forced me to get on my knees, and give him a BJ in the kitchen of one of the homes on tour! 😛

The stupidity of these laws is what I just saw advertised on Ytube. So I can chat 1,000 of "girls" with "private photos" -- uhuh, we know what that means -- but I cannot watch porn from consenting adults. Pftt!

When topping, I also enjoy having to wait my turn. 🐷

Size queens look away, but cum whores get their fill 😆🐷

Rimming gets my cock all hard to fuck his ass. Kissing gets my ass all open for his cock.

🙌 I suck full bush cock n balls, and fuck hairy ass. I won't say "no" to smooth -- especially naturally hairless / less-hair. Several guys like my natural package. I'm not very hairy in the ass though.

You and I must "sword fight", and see who shoots the furthest too 😆 I'm always up for 2x, maybe 3 if there's a break. Round 2 doesn't need much of a break. 😁 🤩 💪 Damn man! Do you have regulars? Fuck buds must have got you there! Even when I lived in Chicago, I wouldn't churn out that many in 1 week. 2x per week but usually only 1x per week. I think # loads given depends on WHEN and WHERE. Some would say other factors too (like size queens), but if we're comparing to cumdumps #s🐷 ... shouldn't any dick be taken?! Bottoms cum out of their closets on weekday evenings / night-times for single men, and weekends of corse. I'm horniest in the morning. Most bottoms don't bend over in the mornings. That's understanble given the plumbing issues -- I'm not complaining and just saying time & place matters to drive up #s. If you're in your car with a hardon at 9pm and the bottom's got a place that's just a 10min drive away, well fuck yea. But I might be in bed at 9pm on a weeknight 😂 I had a cumdump neighbor who'd regularly invite me over the mornings after he'd been out all night being a whore. He was a rare find (and was a tall & toned Dutch guy to boot!) A couple bottom fuckbuds got my #s up after work or during lunch breaks too, like if I worked 1st shift and they worked 2nd shift so they could host, etc. I'm just saying time & place matters. It's not the OP's question but BJ buddies are more regular than cumdump bottoms. Buddies wanting a BJ are damn regular in my experience ... for those of us who suck cock and also fuck ass. Usually 2x a month BJs per buddy. Get 3 buddies going and there's a couple loads each week 🐷

Good! I don't have this fear. Before someone says I'm lying -- I don't have THIS kind of fear: who cares if they guy rejects me! I fear cops in cruisy places. Ever since that Republican Senator got caught tapping his foot by an undercover cop staking out in an airport restroom, my fear has been the guy meeting me is going to put my mug shot on the news. Every time I go to an airport bathroom I think about that Senators mugshot being all over the news! I think he got out of any criminal stuff in the end but I'm no Senator with political strings to pull. Squirt is full of posts saying "be careful, cops are out today" for several nearby cruise spots. That is my fear now. It's squashed a lot of hot encounters, like a potential hookup on a trail just last week 😞