Pissncumpig

Love licking urinals - especially hot when someone has cummed in it and the cum has congealed. Also fucking love piss so have licked many urinals after watching a guy release a massive bladder full but always get jealous of the urinal wishing the piss was going down my throat ? One of my ultimate fucking horny things is to piss farm in a busy club or pub. Empty pint glass in the trough, wait 10 mins then retrieve a full pint glass of steaming piss - very hot, even hotter when you stand at the urinals drinking the piss whilst other guys come in and piss around you

Hoping for another fuck day on Friday - with our heatwave I’ve been mega horny so can’t wait

Like many other bttms in this post I too fucking love chastity. I’ve been using it on and off over the past 15 years, starting with some daddy’s that I visited as a teen who would keep me locked and taught me that when I’m serving it’s NEVER about me, it’s always about them and it’s my privilege and duty to make sure real men leave spent and satisfied. Longest I’ve been locked was a year. These days when I don’t have a keyholder then I’m usually locked when I leave the house, with the keys ALWAYS left at home. I fucking love going cruising or to the sauna while locked. My favourite is when a guy sees or feels the cage, and you can see his brain excite in the knowledge that he can be as rough or as kinky as he wants with you because you are there to serve him. If I’m ever out without my cage, I still act as if I was locked - my dick never gets touched when I’m serving and I usually only cum from being fucked hard. As for pissing whilst locked - It depends on where you are and what cage you are in. For me, I usually go in a cubicle, but can, with a lot of skill, stand at a urinal - but it’s messier. The best is when I’m at somewhere with a big trough as I can be as messy as I like and the trough catches it. Works well in saunas for showing off that I’m a locked bttm for use. Equally works well in bars for humiliating me showing off the cage to str8 guys and seeing most guys laugh, and some guys smile, wink and head for a cubicle where I get some more to drink and a creamy load too ?

The two main ones are Hampstead Heath and Waltham Forest ?

So I have busy Work and Home lives which means that I can’t just walk out and play each evening. And that’s probably a good thing because I’m addicted to piss and cum and when I get started I don’t wanna stop till everyone around me has been drained. What works for me is to take secret days off work and get as much dick as I can - I call them my fuck days. Fridays are usually the best. Lemme tell you about a day recently. I took my usual train to central London for ‘work’. By the time I got to London I was fucking horny for some morning spunk loads. I’m checking all the apps and there’s a guy in a local hotel close by. The messages are short - am I a pig looking for piss and cum right now - yes - here’s the address be here in 5 mins - great see you then. I walk into the hotel and his room is just off the main entrance. He’s a fucking giant - tall, hairy, stocky with flimsy straight guy boxers on. Immediately he says strip, I’m naked in seconds. He says he wants to piss so open up and I’m on my knees looking up at this hot guy as he drops his boxers to reveal a thick meaty slab - my mouth opens wide and he puts the head in on my tongue. I close around his cockhead which is filling my mouth and he immediately starts pissing full force down my throat. I recognise the taste, this is his morning piss. He holds my head on his cock and pulls me towards him. His pissing cock goes deeper down to the back of my throat. He’s filling my throat now and I can smell his musky bush. He holds my head there with two hands - obviously a pro at pissing down pig throats, not that I was going anywhere. Once done he moves to the bed and says he wants me positioned with my cunt in his face and my mouth on his dick. I think fuck yeah he wants to rim me, but as soon as I start sucking he starts to slap and crush my balls. He slaps my ass and tells me to keep going until he’s about to cum, so I swallow his dick and give him a fucking awesome bj while he builds up the pressure on my balls. He pushes me off the bed onto the floor and stands over me. He’s wanking fast now and I know what’s about to happen, he aims at my face and blasts me with a huge creamy load. Then he tells me to eat his load which I do, feeling so submissive to this giant of a man. I leave the hotel and check grindr. There’s a mixed guy who has just started his work day next to the station and wants a bj. Black and Mixed guys are my ultimate fantasy, I fucking love them so of course I said yes. I reach the place and it’s a set of offices. I have to pretend to be picking up a parcel to get through the front door - I suppose it isn’t really pretending - I am hoping to leave with a huge cum and piss load ? I head up to the third floor and find a small set of toilets just off the landing. I go inside and pretend to wash my hands and in walks a hot tall mixed young guy with skinny jeans. He pushes me into the cubicle and I sit on the toilet while he starts unbuttoning. Out of his skinny jeans comes a thick uncut hunk of meat and I get straight to work. The guy is loving it, holding my head as he fucks my face. He keeps saying how fucking hot it is that I can swallow him whole. He’s pretty big so I’m drooling in this gag the fag style throat fuck when the door to the toilet opens. As we hear a guy starting to piss in the urinal he slowly slides his dick in and out, all the way down my throat. I know what he’s waiting for, and I’m prepared. As soon as the guy using the urinal leaves, he’s back up to speed, power fucking my throat, and I know he’s close to getting his nut. He growls and I can feel the flesh in my mouth pulse and pump my throat full of hot cum. He looks like he’s had a workout and leaves his dick to get soft in my mouth. Once he had recovered from offloading what felt like a pint of cum, he was done and left. A good start to the day. I head to my favourite shopping centre to douche. For me, a necessity when playing is a clean ass. Knowing I’m clean gives me the confidence to eat every dick clean after its fucked me, plus one of the greatest pleasures in my life is I love to finger my sloppy hole and eat the multiple loads of cum outta my hole. This usually takes a little while, and I’m usually lining up meets for after I’m done prepping. I’m done and I’ve arranged a meet with a guy in toilets across the shopping centre. He’s vers but says he has a morning load to drop and i’m the fag that’s gonna take it. I walk into the toilets and he’s at the urinals, I stand next to him and he waves his cock - I smile and we head for a cubicle. Once in the cubicle I’m straight down onto my knees. This guy isn’t tall, but has a hot chunky dick so on my knees is gonna be the best place to throat him effectively. He unbuckles and pulls out his dick and balls and I go to work. His dick tastes like he’s just had a piss and that drives me even more wild. He holds the back of my head and fucks my throat - I can tell that he’s enjoying it, but that he needs to unload. We can both hear other guys coming in and using the urinals, which turns me on even more and we both try our best to be quiet. He’s nearly done and he stops being quiet and starts to power fuck my face, calling me names and telling me to get ready for his cum. He holds my head on his dick and I feel the familiar pump down the back of my throat. He pulls out, satisfied and leaves. A guy dressed in a hi-vis jacket, dirty jeans and boots, probably in his 40’s or 50’s pushes the door open and sees me on my knees. He smirks, walks in and closes the door. Obviously someone else was listening whilst the last guy used me. I’m a fan of older guys - 40’s and 50’s daddy types have generally been around the block, know what turns them on, and know how to use submissive guys like me. He starts to unbuckle and pulls out a decent soft dick. I get to work and that soft dick grows and grows. I’m fucking impressed, this guy is 8” hard and thick. I’m putting on my best head game and swallowing him like a pro. He reaches down my back and fingers my ass, then he pulls out of my throat and whispers to me ‘gimme that cunt and I’ll blow a huge load up you’. I’m already lubed so stand up, this guy bends me over and he’s a tall guy so just the right height to make this a fucking awesome first fuck. As I bend over looking for my poppers, this guy takes it as his queue to get inside me, and he forces all 8” up me in one go. As it’s the first fuck of the day, and I can’t seem to find my poppers it hurts, but he starts to saw in and out of my ass. Within a minute he’s pounding me and I get the familiar feelings of slutty pleasure and pride. He’s power fucking me now and I can hear his hi-vis jacket making sounds each time he moves. No doubt everyone outside can hear, and again that turns me on. He fucks in quick succession and I know what’s coming, he pulls me all the way back on his dick and I feel that warm thick cum spreading inside me, whilst his thick dick pulses in my hole. He catches his breath and pulls out, I drop to my knees and clean his dick off with my mouth. This is like a reflex for me, something I was trained to do very early on in my getting fucked slutty career. After he leaves I reach back with two fingers and dig some cum out of my hole, it’s thick and creamy - my fucking favourite, I lick my fingers clean and get ready to head out. At this point I usually go to either some cruising grounds or a sauna. Today I’m broke, so it’s to the cruising ground for me. I head out to one of my favourites. A park in London that has a lot of cruising from all sorts of guys, but with a load of trades / construction / blue collar guys - my favourite. I arrive and usually do a scout to see how busy it is, and to see if there are any straights or kids in the gay cruising area. As I’m walking through, there’s a hot Latino guy - short, bearded and slim, usually in porn this would be a power bottom and I’m never lucky enough to get a top version of these guys. We smile, and he motions me into a wooded area. Once there I’m fully expecting him to go for my dick but he pulls out a hot looking soft 7” and forcefully pulls the back of my head down. He has one of the tastiest foreskins ever - he’s just had a piss and I can still taste the salty goodness on his dick which has started to grow. He pulls up his shirt and starts to play with his nipples with one hand, whilst holding the back of my head with the other hand. He’s fucking my throat and his dick has reached a good 8.5/9”. The combination of thick and long means I’m in gag the fag style sucking again. The top is really fucking enjoying it. He stops and pulls me up, directing my mouth to eat his nipples. As I’m licking away he reaches back and two fingers are forced up my ass. He spreads them inside and pulls them out, seeing the cum load from earlier. He puts both cum dripping fingers in my mouth and tells me to turn around. He adds some lube to his dick and bends me over till he lines up his dick and pushes into me. Again, my poppers are in my trousers so I’m just gonna have to ride it without. His dick gets in deep, and he feels around and pulls on my nipples as he fucks. I’m holding onto a tree and the branches are going wild as he fucks me hard and fast, it’s a nice fuck his dick feels great in my hole, but soon enough I feel him powering up and his dick throbbing. He fucks into me one last time and rests on my back as I feel his dick release in me, he pulls out and is gone. I’m wandering around and there’s a black guy, tall and thin who isn’t interested in me but I know he’s hiding a big fucking dick and I want it. I don’t look like I naturally bottom, so this one is going to need something for him to realise. I hang out in an area that people walk through and I see a top I regularly play with - he’s a plumber in blue overalls and a decent dick in his 50’s. He knows that I love black dick and he’s helped me out like this in the past. I start sucking him in the clearing and the black guy wanders past. He stops and leans up against a tree with his hands wanking what I can see is a big dick in his joggers. I’m putting on the whole show, being really slutty whilst he watches and rubs his crotch. The plumber is doing the same moaning saying how good I am at throating his dick. I motion for him to join us and he pulls out a genuine 9” beast. He’s pushing my head down on the plumbers dick, but let’s me wank him. His dick is so big - a true 2-hander. The plumber pulls me off his dick and pushes me towards the black guys dick. I can taste his pre-cum as I dive in. He’s so big my mouth is stretched fully over his dick. The plumber heads off as he knows I’m gonna be busy for a while. He turns and gives me a knowing wink as he leaves. The black guy is impressed - lots of ‘shit you are good man’ as he holds my head and fucks in and out. He pulls me up and bends me over the closest tree. This time, I’m ready and I take a hit of poppers - if ever I need it, it’s gonna be now. He fingers my ass and finds me already loaded, asks me about it and finds it hot that I’ve already been seeded. I put some lube on his big dick and it looks just like my black dildo I use at home - only bigger. He steps up and I feel him at my ass. He pushes in and the head is massive. I don’t have much time to get used to him though as he continues to push in till he bottoms out. Fuck I feel completely and utterly full, and his dick brushes past my prostate as he starts to fuck me. Again, the sense of slutty pride is washing over me that I’m being dicked by this monster black dick. I’m by no means a size queen, but if you are getting fucked, it may as well be by the biggest dick you can find, and always try to find bigger! The black guy is spreading my cheeks to try and get in deeper so I help him out and pull them back displaying my hole. This allows him to cram an extra inch or so into my hole and I really feel it. I can feel him picking up the pace and out of the corner of my eye I can see a tall white guy watching and wanking in the bushes ahead. This turns me on and I’m moaning begging for the black guys cum in me. He’s power fucking my ass and stops, pulling my ass fully back on his dick. I can feel the pulse in his dick and the warmness spreading in my ass. After a minute of him idly playing with my nipples, he says ‘your gonna have to clench, I just dumped a weeks worth up you’. I pull off, and angle my gaping spunky hole in the direction of the white guy in the bushes whilst I sucked the black guys cock clean - creamy white cum. The guy pulls up his trackies, slaps my ass then leaves. The tall white guy makes his way round, and asks if I want another load, of course there’s no other answer than ‘fuck yea’ so he pulls out a decent thick 8” and slams it up my ass. He doesn’t need lube with all the cum in me and gets straight to work. Within a couple of minutes he’s added his load to my ass. I continue walking around the park. There’s an area that’s half a walkway half a secluded spot great for getting fucked. I check it out and can see two guys hanging around a fallen tree just outside the spot. They look mid 30’s and Eastern European, and they are drinking polish beer. I look closely and they are both rubbing some thick dicks through their joggers. I step into their view and wander to a place in the bushes where I have my back against a tree but can still see them. They keep wanking, and one of the guys pulls out his dick, continuing to wank but this time in the open. I slide down to my knees where they can see, lick my lips and play with my nipples. It doesn’t take long. The first guy is a little older than the other and has a nice 7” dick with a long foreskin. His younger mate follows but he keeps wanking in his joggers. The guy who has his dick out says in really broken English he needs a piss first and his mate says he does too. I say “why don’t you feed me your piss”. The older guy gives a knowing smirk and says something in a language I don’t know to the other and they both laugh. The older guy steps up, and places his dick on my tongue. I can see the other guy pull out a nice thick 7.5” with a long foreskin and start pissing into an empty can. The older guy on my tongue holds my head with his hands and starts to piss full force. I close my mouth round his dick and start swallowing. This piss tastes fucking great - weak beer piss where the guy has obviously been drinking all day. Once he is done he pulls my head into his crotch and starts to get hard. He’s fucking my face and I can see the younger guy taps him on the shoulder to take his turn. He’s longer and slightly thicker than his mate and tastes just as good. He goes balls deep and starts to power fuck my face. Its turning into another gag the fag style throat fuck and both guys are slapping my face as they choke me on their dicks, swapping me back and forth between them. I can tell they are close and they talk to each other in their own language. They pull out, tell me to stick out my tongue and look up at them. I know what’s coming and both guys cum over my face at roughly the same time. I’m in luck, it’s thick and creamy. The guys leave, laughing and telling me that I should drink this too and hand me the piss filled can. I was in pig heaven and didn’t really care if anyone saw. I scooped all the cum and ate it, then downed the can of tasty piss. I wander around some more and there’s a short young white guy who says “how you doing mate” I say “good” and he says “nice ass” giving me a wink. This guy is a lot shorter than me, and younger than me, but I think what the hell, I wink back and head for the nearest secluded bushes. He follows and we meet in the buses. He feels my ass and says “I wanna load you just like that black guy”. He pulls down his black shorts, and pulls my head down till I have a nice 6.5” dick in my mouth. I suck him for about a minute until he is proper hard and he says “time for that pussy”. I stand up and lean over as far as I can. This guy is super hard and slips straight in all the way. He starts to fuck and can see some of the cum from earlier leaking out. He says “fuck yeah you little slut” and keeps fucking me hard and fast. A couple of minutes of fucking and he says “get ready for another load up your cunt” and he seeds me. As he pulls out he pulls my head down to clean off his dick, tucks it away then leaves. The older white guy from earlier came into view and said “wanna finish me off”. Of course the answer was always going to be yes, so I get on my knees, pull out his dick and start sucking. No theatrics this time, he’s just looking to cum then head home and I’m a slut looking for my next load. As I’m sucking him I feel a hand on my ass, and the older guy holds my head whilst fucking my throat so I can’t see the other guy. This turns me the fuck on. I feel one, then two fingers digging into my hole, then the fingers being replaced by something spongy but hard. My hole stretches over the dick as it goes in all the way and bottoms out in me. From the feel of it, it’s thick, but not necessarily too long - i fucking love those kinds of dicks. The older white guy gives me poppers and I’m in piggy heaven - a dick in each hole. Each of the guys is speeding up, and I can taste more and more precum. The guy in my ass grunts, then I feel him pump his cum into me. He pulls out and is gone. The older white guy cums a huge load down my throat. He says “thanks - I was saving that for you”. I stay for about another hour, sucking a few guys but none amazing. I head off back to the station I use to get out of London. I check in on the apps but not expecting anything, I’ve had a good run today so am pretty satisfied. There is a couple close by - two tops one in his 40’s and one his 50’s looking for subs and pigs for fun. I message and immediately get a response - they are horny, with big thick meaty dicks about 7.5” are looking for now and send me their room number. Three minutes later and I’m stood in front of two tall, stocky guys who are just wearing jocks. I strip while the couple kisses in front of me, playing with their hard dicks. They ask me what I’m into and I say “piss and cum from big thick dicks” - it’s like a cheesy porn line and we all laugh. One of them kisses me whilst the other fingers my ass. The one fingering my ass says “fuck yeah, pre-loaded, how many pig” I say and they lead me over to the bed. The kissing guy gets on the bed and pulls my head down onto his dick. The other guy gets behind me, pulls my cheeks apart and starts to aggressively eat me out. My hole was opening up for this cunt eating pro. The dick in my mouth tasted really fucking good and we were getting into a good rhythm. The guy from behind finished eating me out and slammed his dick into me, forcing me deeper on the guy in my throat. I was in pig heaven and we fucked that way for a few minutes before the tops switched. They fucked that way for a few more minutes and the top in my ass grunted and came. The other top pulled out of my throat and went back to my ass, cumming shortly after. I thank them both and they say “you ain’t finished yet pig”. They push me down in front of the bed and stand either side of me. They put their softening dicks in my mouth and tell me to “drink up”. The two dicks then start pissing full force down my throat. I’m struggling to keep up but fucking love this. They finish and this is the best ending to my fuck day.

Been to the one in hove, some cute guys seeded me that night. Varied crowd tho so if you are just looking for some hairless twink your better off elsewhere

In Birmingham friday night. Staying in Hilton NEC. May go to Boltz. Looking for doms to use and abuse me, fill me with your piss and spunk