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It’s pretty common, at least here in Florida. You have no idea how many tobaccco-chewing, pickup-driving, confederate flag-waving, Trump-voting white cracker boys I’ve skullfucked and abused while they’re on their knees slobbering all over my pierced Cuban dick like a $2 whore while I curse them out in Spanish until I blow my load down their throats or all over their faces while they cum in their jeans. These are many of the same guys who when they’re out together I hear call me a spic and tell me to speak English or go back where I came from, so I don’t understand what these supremacist whiteboys get out of the whole racial degradation thing but it’s a good outlet for my own sexual urges and definitely makes for some pretty hot sex. The flip side of it is when they’re not on their knees and out somewhere in a group these guys are a pain in the ass and definitely something to stay away from.

I love talking dirty - in English and in Spanish - while getting it on with another filthy-minded trash talking perverted pig. Not just light verbal either - total raunchy, foul-mouthed longshoreman with Tourette’s dirty talk from a guy gets me hard and dripping as much as munching on his ripe sweaty pits and hairy ass...

Ripe pits? HELL YES! Sniffing and licking a set of ripe sweaty pits is a better rush than any poppers or maximum impact I’ve ever had.

Jack Dixon, no question about it. Any time, any place, any way you can think of...

For me spitting in a guy’s mouth/having a guy spit in my mouth is a total turn-on and part of the rough sex I enjoy - shoving/being shoved, slapping/being slapped, biting/being bitten, skullfucking/deepthroating, fucking etc. - all mutual and done with equal force by both guys. It’s incredibly hot when you’re well matched and both really into it. Not every guy is into this sort of thing, but if you are you’ll totally understand what I’m talking about.

I had a slambud who was heavy into satanism. He taught me a bit about it, we did rituals together one-on-one and in groups with other guys into the same99/slam/sex scene. I was head over heels crazy about the guy at the time (still am) and found the whole thing to be hot as fuck, but looking back I’m not sure if the thrill was just being with him and experiencing something dark and forbidden together. Forget what you think satanism is. Whatever your preconceived notion, I can tell you based on my own personal experience that it’s nothing like you think it is and the people who are into it, and really believe in it, are not the kind of people you think. Keep an open mind.

Yep. Used to hang out and get high in the local cruise park with a homeless PR hustler with a huge uncut dick. Sometimes we’d just chill and play around and maybe I’d suck his dick; once in a while he’d hit me up for a beer or a hit or a couple bucks; other times he’d hit me up to be the 3rd man when he’d pick up older white size queens who paid him to be tag-teamed or spit-roasted or abused and degraded in public. One time I slammed in the park and ran into another homeless PR dude - this one was batshit crazy and off his meds. Papi threw me up against a tree, mauled and totally fucked the stuffing out of me before pulling out a knife and chasing after some lurker who had been watching us - posted a story about that experience in the SLUTTIEST Thing You Ever Did thread a while back.

Tonight. Full moon. Was at the Hard Rock casino in Hollywood checking out all the hot construction papis working on the new hotel while my bud played blackjack. Needed to hit the restroom and was standing at the urinal when this short, thick, hairy guy about my age in a yellow vest and hard hat took the spot next to me. Caught the glint of metal out of the corner of my eye, looked over and noticed he had a nice-sized ring through the end of his short, fat, uncut cock. Sooo...I pulled back a little and showed him my own PA. We both stroked a couple times but I finished up quickly and split as the restroom is pretty busy and the casino is full of security. Stood outside for a couple minutes checking my phone and waiting for him to come out to see what would happen. Guy came out with his construction gear and lunchbox, locked his eyes on mine and motioned with his head for me to follow him. We walked out of the casino and across the property to the lot where the construction teams park, I slowed down a little as he walked up to the back of his van, opened the door and got in, leaving the door cracked. I walked up to the back and hopped in as he was stripping off his helmet and vest. As soon as the door was closed our mouths were all over each other, shirts were on the floor and pierced cocks were out and hard. Sucked and tongued him for a while then pulled his jeans and boots off, pushed him up against the tool shelf, spread his cheeks apart and dove into his sweaty, musky ass while he moaned and hissed nasty things as he tried to pull my face even further into his hole. When he was good and soaked with my spit and our sweat I slid my pierced dick into him but was so hot and so horned I blew my load deep in his ass after only a few minutes. As soon as I pulled out, he shoved me down on my hands and knees on the floor of the van and pushed his fat, ringed chorizo all the way in and blasted his load up my hole in only a couple minutes - guess we were both turned on. Got dressed, swapped digits and heard him calling his wife as I jumped out of the back of his van and shut the door. Went back to find my bud still at the blackjack table and told him what happened. Bud looked at me, rolled his eyes and said “Whatever, I just won $600. Let’s go eat.” Damn I love the full moon!

It’s been about 5 years now. Didn’t struggle with it at all, it just seemed to be the result of a natural progression that began in my early/mid 40s. I’ve totally embraced it - buzz/shave my head, keep my body hair/pubes natural, and usually have scruff or a light beard. I’ve been topping a lot more (although I still love getting fucked too) and honestly I don’t know whether it’s because I’m comfortable with being a daddy or because I’m older and don’t give a fuck about a lot of the stupid things I used to worry about, but my sex life is the hottest, kinkiest, most uninhibited and probably most active it’s been since I was in my 20s and I’m definitely enjoying it.

Yep - it’s a Cuban thing 🇨🇺😏

YES! For me what makes a guy sexy or a great fuck is something that usually has very little to do with his physical appearance. It’s his attitude and personality and that indescribable quality that makes the hair stand up on the back of my neck when I’m with him. Some of the hottest, sexiest guys I’ve ever met are ones somebody else might not give a second look, but something about them - the way they carry themselves, or their voice, or the way they smell - just drives me crazy. Conversely, a lot of guys who people find drop dead gorgeous and totally irresistible leave me absolutely cold and looking at my watch. Maybe it’s chemical, I don’t know... I do know that nice guys and guys with a sense of humor are usually the ones I find sexiest. A dirty mind sure as hell doesn’t hurt either...

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Been turned down for all of these at one time or other: Too young/too old Too tall/too short Too thin/too heavy Too latíno/too anglo Too dark/too light Too clean/too ripe and sweaty Too shaved (head/balls)/too hairy (everywhere else) Too vanilla (?!)/too kinky Too nice/too sarcastic Too smart PNP/not PNPing Pierced Poz Bare only And (my favorite)...too horny

It was way back in the 80’s. I was 14 and pounding my cock like a madman in a mensroom stall at the Dade County public library while reading a steamy Gordon Merrick novel I found in the trash when a big, dark uncut cock appeared under the stall wall. Played with it first, then sucked it for a while before the guy told me to show him my ass. So I backed up to the stall wall and let him feel my ass and finger my hole. I felt his cock pushing up against my crack and in what seemed like a flash he was inside me. I shot two loads one right after the other while he fucked and seeded my hole. He pulled out, cleaned himself up and left in a hurry before I could see his face. Stayed in the stall for a while longer, using my own cum as lube to finger my hole and shoot a third load reliving what just happened. Used my underpants to wipe all the cum, lube and sweat off, balled them up and threw them and the paperback I’d been enjoying in my school bag, and took off home on my bike for dinner.

A good snog is as much of an instant turnon for me as having my nipples worked. Guys who like to kiss - long, hard and sloppy, with tongue, teeth, beard and spit - always go to the front of the line. Yeah it’s intimate, but so is swallowing a total stranger’s cum or bending him over and jamming your face up his ass before fucking him and blowing your load up his hole. I don’t see a problem here 😏

Dick is fine. Cock is better. Personally though I prefer PINGA - as in “Dale pa’ bajo y chupa mi pinga maricon”

Mine are hardwired - so hardwired that when I got my nip pierced I blew a load in my jeans without touching myself when the piercer shot the needle through. When I’m in the mood to edge for a good long time I chain my nipples to my PA, the sensation is exquisite and the orgasm is incredibly intense.

I thought sleazy was the point.

That’s not a cockring, it’s a glans ring. https://www.thechaingang.com/blog/how-to-wear-a-glans-ring/

NO they do not set off scanners. I‘ve a 0g for years and never set off a scanner at the airport, on a ship, in a courthouse or at Disney World. If you’re really worried, try switching out your steel jewelry for titanium.

Ripe pits - whether my own or someone else’s - give me an instant hardon. I don’t wear deodorant or cologne so perving on my own scent and the scents of other guys keeps me horned pretty much 24/7.

Back when I was at university I had an older bf/fb who used to do exactly this sort of thing. He’d take me to a cruisy restroom or tearoom on campus or nearby (DC was supercruisy back in those days and nearly every office building in the city had a tearoom), have me go into a stall, strip and hand him my clothes. Then he’d have me out on the floor on my knees servicing whoever he directed me to. He was very dominant and really got off on controlling the whole scene - who touched me and where, who I sucked, who fucked me and for how long, who was only allowed to watch, etc. - and surprisingly (or not) the other men in the tearoom always complied. When the place was empty, he’d go into a stall, sit on the toilet with his feet up on the stall walls, and have me crawl under the wall from the next stall, lie on my back on the stall floor and eat his ass while he talked filth to me until someone else came in. I was only about 19-20 and he was probably 28 or maybe 30, and no matter where we were or what we were doing I knew he was in control of the situation so I felt safe knowing he wouldn’t let anything bad happen to me - in fact, I found out running into him years later that he was actually in law enforcement. Anyway, it was a HUGE turnon for me and I’ve been a fan of tearooms and public sex ever since.

I swap jocks with a pig bud of mine: each wears his for 2 weeks then we trade. We never wash them...

How sensitive are my nipples? Totally hardwired - you can never work them hard enough. The only two times I ever came without touching myself were from having needles stuck through them: The first was when I had my right nip pierced at the Leather Rack in DC back in 1997. Shot a load in my jeans without me or anyone else touching my dick the instant he stuck the needle through - I was totally surprised and told the piercer. He said if that’s what having my nipple pierced did to me he’d give me a PA for free just to see what would happen. The second time was with a bondage bud. For a full account of what happened check under the Enhancements section. One of my favorite things to do is chain my nipples to my PA, the sensations on both areas drives me crazy. Work my nips hard enough I’ll follow you anywhere...

This just keeps getting better and better...