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2 hours ago, cougkdc99 said:

Spent last night at hotel in Redmond, Washington....walked down to front desk at about 5 am b/c I had locked myself out after working out, hottie at front desk was definitely interested!  He said he had to keep front desk in eyesight, he walked out from behind desk, we went over to some chairs next to the front sliding door, he whipped out his Middle Eastern dick (uncut with plenty of cheese), he couldn't have been more than 20 years of age.  Monster dick 9.5 already half hard, I suck it down, working it with my throat.  Then he says he'll never be able to shoot without fucking, he pulls his 9.5 inches out of my throat jerks my workout shorts down, bends me over, rams all 9.5 inches upside me on the chairs by the front entrance for 15 minutes, till he busts a nut like no other, he pulls out and zips up, I start to stagger away.  Got in the elevator to go back to my room, a guy carrying towels in uniform gets on elevator, follows me to my room after some eye contact, and he comes in bends me over and rails me with another monster middle eastern dick, took him 30 mins to nut, all before 6 am!!!

Who needs a complimentary continental breakfast after that...? 

On 11/9/2019 at 5:09 PM, reliableslut said:

Tall older brunettes with advanced degrees.  If they max out their 401k contributions each year, 😍

That’s where I went wrong.... I knew there was something I should have asked him about. Damn...!

1 minute ago, ErosWired said:

A flakiness of grindrs, maybe...

“Flakiness” came to mind as I thought about this. But I wanted a word that, at least to my mind, gave a broader sense of how we mere mortals regard “The Grindr Experience.” (Hell if I know if I succeeded — I should know better than to engage in linguistic exercises on 3 hours of sleep.)

5 hours ago, gwmxyz said:

a petulance of grindrs...

A perversity of grindrs?

On 11/17/2019 at 7:54 PM, MackyJay said:

Fucking hell!  I just spent the last half hour writing the next part of this story, only to have my damn computer do it to me again.  It gave a twitch and everything I had just typed disappeared, erased completely.  This is driving me crazy as hell.  This makes about the 4th time that has happened and can find no answer as to why it does this.   UGH.  Next part was about a paragraph away from done.  Now have to try to remember, again, what I had just typed and start over again.  Dammit to hell.

Taking a wild stab in the dark, it strikes me that your power supply is wonky, the motherboard needs attention, or the thing is overheating. It certainly isn’t going to improve with time.

5 hours ago, BB4fking said:

I slipped out of the session after 40 minutes to cruise the sauna and as if to prove my point to myself I came across and open door to a room with a slim and dark young guy positioned with his cute ass inviting strangers to fuck him which I did. No suggestion of condoms, no questioning of status, indeed no talking though quite a number of moans and grunts. Actually it was one of the best fucks I’d had in a long time as he had the cutest bubble but and a great asshole that seemed to envelope and squeeze my cock. Needless to say I deposited my load in him before quietly returning for the last few minutes of the gathering.

Doing field research of course....

If you’re uncomfortable in a particular position, consider making a slight adjustment, changing the angle at which the guy’s dick is going into your ass. 

From the woman’s point of view:

[think before following links] https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/nov/03/did-i-ever-really-know-him-the-women-who-married-gay-men

37 minutes ago, hungry_hole said:

You are free to make porn where black men are bottoms. Nobody is stopping you so there's no need to complain about it.

Anticipating remarks along the lines of “it’s too complicated to make porn,” I’ll simply note that some guy in Jeffersonville, Indiana is making porn. His work might not win awards for cinematography, but he must be making some money — if only because of the tax rules about hobby activities.

It is possible to turn off the auto-correct function. For those in the world of Apple (iOS 13): Settings>General>Keyboards. Auto-correct, predictive word choice, and other typing choices can be set on that screen. 
 

Misspelled words and odd choices of punctuation don't rattle me —except the use of “discrete” when the writer really wants to say “discreet.” (I gave up fighting that battle decades ago, but I look askance at profiles that contain the error.) Instead, my heart sinks when I’m looking at a block of text that has no punctuation and no paragraph breaks. On the other hand, I practiced law for nearly 30 years, and I was repeatedly flabbergasted by the poor writing skills displayed by other lawyers (including some in my office). Indeed, I often had to deal with documents so poorly written that I wondered how the writer made it out of college, let alone law school. If lawyers can’t write, I can’t be surprised — or distressed —  that many posts contain errors that would make my 8th grade English teacher reach for her smelling salts.

So, yes, some of the writing here requires a bit of effort to understand. But there is plenty of writing on this site that is simply a joy to read (and not just the fiction sections), the writer having put time, effort, and thought into his work. If I have to wade through a story that never saw a paragraph break, I’ll take that as a small price to pay for being able to read the really good stuff.

Damn! I wish the appetizer course always showed up like that....

20 hours ago, DarkroomTaker said:

Only problem is, he wears a Manchester United Top, big footie fan lol.

Well, everyone can't be a Liverpool fan ⚽  And given Man United's start to the season, your mate is going to need a lot of comforting this season. At least, Solskjaer will have the comfort of whatever huge severance package he negotiated (yeah, I don't see him lasting past Boxing Day -- not after the defeat to Newcastle).

On 7/21/2016 at 12:07 PM, Rawdad4sons said:

is the author still with us?

It seems to have been 3 years since he was online (under that screen name at least).

Spend a few minutes doing the Google search for gay motels, hotels, b&b, and the like in St. Pete. In St. Pete, there’ll be a search result for GayStPete House. Then read the recent guest comments for that place and draw your own conclusions. There are several motels (not gay-owned as far as I know) on 34th St N, between Central Ave and 54th Ave N, that offer the same ambience as the Flamingo did.

Hope this is of some help. Shout (via private message here) if you need more travel advice. 

15 hours ago, ErosWired said:

There is a flaw in the structure of the poll - there are no options for “Hell No” or for “I’d rather suffocate in a vat of my own dung”.

Or "I'd prefer that Earth be destroyed in a collision with a giant asteroid." (H/t: Lewis Black, Black to the Future)

On 8/14/2019 at 4:01 AM, ErosWired said:

Heh. I imagine he was like, “Dude, we would get this lab done a lot quicker if you would take the test tube out of your mouth.”

His parent had a shitload of money (his dad had one of the auto dealerships in town), and he was hot as all fuck. But he wasn't the sharpest pencil in the drawer, and I was carrying a straight A average. For all of the times I got the lab problem figured out for us, he should have been feeding me his dick a couple of times a week.

10 hours ago, hungrypighole said:

Love bathhouse pnp stories, too!  Check out some of my blog posts.  

Without blowing smoke up hungrypighole's ass [though I'm sure he'd love it], his blog posts about his visits to the baths are simply great. He perfectly describes the bathhouse ambience, and his description of sexplay is wonderfully written. If you aren't ready to get some supplies from your friendly local dealer and head to the local baths, have someone make sure you're alive.

I had the biggest damn crush on the guy who was my lab partner in high school chemistry and physics. I dreamed that he had asked me to suck him off. 

This story is so wonderfully twisted.... 

ErosWired said: “Paris was the one place I found so unpleasant I have no desire to ever see again. Why some people seem to wax romantic about it baffles me.”

I’m just guessing that folks who get all tingly about Paris have a shitload of money so they only go to the high-falutin’ neighborhoods. That obviates any need to go to the suburbs where the residents tend to be of Arab or African origin (a result of the French colonial experience). There’s also no reason for the moneyed class to become involved with the ordinary folks, let alone the hustlers, the skinheads pissing in the street, the underemployed, the folks struggling to get through another day. (The “yellow vest” protesters of the winter and spring had become rather tired of being screwed by the government while the politicians bowed and scraped to the very moneyed class.) And not so much a problem in the 80s, but the presence of asylum seekers from North Africa and the Middle East is a pretty divisive topic in France, Italy, and most of Europe.

I would be the first to agree that a lot of urban America has much that needs to be improved. But anyone who goes goo-goo at the thought of living in Paris shouldn’t look up so often at the Eiffel Tower. They should instead look at the side streets at 3 in the morning and count the number of people living on the street having been priced out of the apartment rental market.

On 7/17/2019 at 3:50 AM, azguy said:

I find you so fucking hot. One of the best guys I ever got down with was my High School Algebra teacher. 

Must be something about math.... I had the biggest crush on my geometry teacher in high school, a crush on my 8th grade math teacher, and sheer lust for a fellow student in my college calculus class. (Too bad the teaching assistant in the calculus class wasn’t my type....)

In any event, I’m retired, but in my prior life I was a government attorney.

On 7/14/2019 at 2:26 AM, BlackDude said:

Being black, and if they are into black, not being a thug. Although I have learned that time, a little extra weight and/or status tend to make people a little more open to racists. I’ve have several daddies I was totally into but wouldn’t give me, or any other black guy, the time of day. 15 years later (and some 40 lbs later) I delight in turning them down. 

Cosmic justice at work... 

If it’s going to be a one-time encounter, then the guy can be a little dense (assuming he meets the young and full of cum criteria) — after all, I can be as oblivious, dense, blind, etc. as the next guy. But he needs to have a brain that’s working pretty well if he expects to see me again.

I often prefer to suck dick; it’s just easier to arrange. Of course, I love the challenge presented by a guy who says “I never come from a blow job.” Thirty minutes later, he’s blowing a huge load in my mouth.... 

I needed a hoT story just about now, and I haven’t seen one with a hitchhiking theme recently. So yeah, thanks for posting, and if there’s more, we’re all gagging for iT.