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On 2/27/2021 at 9:46 PM, Muscledadbod said:

Me too, I want to know where to retire...

 

I'd say Ft Lauderdale if you don't mind the occasional hurricane watch/warning; at least there's no worries about earthquakes. I'd guess that real estate in FTL is just as expensive as Palm Springs. There's no personal income tax in Florida so if you receive a pension, the only income tax you pay on the pension is federal income tax. 

5 hours ago, DisplayName said:

Hot guys.  What was the name of the clip and where did you find it?

As dodger38 said, the guys are Jake Nicola and Vince Parker. The video is scene 1 of "Rest Stop" from Raging Stallion.

15 hours ago, Treehugger said:

    Gloryholes should be considered a public service and be installed in every restroom. Could I get anywhere in politics running on that platform?

You could ask Larry Craig ([think before following links] http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/us-senator-gets-flushed). His "wide stance" would seem to have made him a natural for glory hole action.

1 minute ago, ErosWired said:

It could complicate your relationship as patient and physician.

In fact, you might well end up having to find a different physician. No health insurer would require him to keep you as a patient.

10 hours ago, Tanbbottom said:

"Ya wants me ta demonstrate a blow job here at ya table"

 

This line brings to mind the men.com videos that have the guys having sex on (under) the dining table while Mom, Girlfriend, Sister, whoever are oblivious to the fact.

1 hour ago, DisplayName said:

I voted.  Do I get some kind of a sticker for my profile? 

yeah, it has a specially formulated adhesive, usually white in color

On 4/17/2021 at 5:40 PM, drscorpio said:

Sebastian Velmont is my new favorite
[think before following links] [think before following links] https://twitter.com/TheeBastianSass/status/1382011795049754626/photo/3

For those who don't know, he's in "Gang Bang Proposal" from Raw Fuck Club. He looks just a bit overwhelmed by the experience, but he nails some guys but good. And some brain cell in my head is telling me that there's a video clip of him on Pornhub, showing him nailing a guy in a hotel room.

the first installment is suitably twisTed... don't leave your fans hanging (so to speak).

13 hours ago, RawPlug said:

But the sad fact of online life is that sometimes people don't read profiles.

Instead of "sometimes," I'd say it's a dead certainty.

16 minutes ago, BBArchangel said:

I’m sure it’s a typo, but I really chuckled at “mice cock.” 😱😱😱

Might explain why the guy only wanted oral (but yeah, I too figured it was a typo).

On 3/24/2021 at 5:09 AM, cumslutfuckpig said:

As to putting it in a profile, it should either be true or left out.  (And it should probably only be there when you can hook up).   If you're trying to say "I'm a total slut but I do turn a few guys away" or "fuck I love cum, but I can't host and can't travel", then there are ways of signaling that that aren't misleading. 

More evidence, as if we needed any more, that the schools can't teach 8th grade English or no one is paying attention in 8th grade English or both. (I realize that I have likely dated myself by referring to "8th grade English.")

14 hours ago, Cumjunky215 said:

I once had a guy tell me he can't cum from a BJ but let me suck him awhile.  He came twice in about 20 minutes of steady sucking. 

I've encountered a few guys like that over the years. Those who are most adamant that they can't cum from a blow job invariably shoot huge loads.

Exercise regularly. Put money in the 457(b) plan as soon as you're hired. Believe in yourself.

Johnson & Johnson on Saturday, March 20. My arm was sore over the weekend, but I was fine Monday morning. 

1 hour ago, BlackDude said:

I get it with younger guys. But at 60? Like a previous poster said: you’re gonna die of something.

There are no age restrictions on being clueless. The guy's remark that he "[wasn't] looking to take a load from a guy on Prep" suggests that he's inferring that anyone on PrEP is too much of a sexhound for him. And for whatever it's worth, I've seen that attitude in more than a couple of A4A profiles. As I said, there are no restrictions on being clueless.

Great start... the addition of the waiter is a nice touch.

3 hours ago, as1717 said:

Yes

Thought so.... I remember it well.

“Theater next door” being Sansom Cinema?

On 1/9/2021 at 11:44 AM, Spunkinmyarse said:

I’m new to Twitter, and haven’t started posting.  What is “Twitter Jail” and how do you end up there?? I’ve noticed a couple of guys on here mention it...  I’m scared!

I'm also a newbie in the Land of Twitter, but I'd hazard a guess that if your tweets resembled those of a certain U.S. president, you'd be sentenced to Twitter Jail. (Yes, I know that the certain U.S. president has been exiled, rather like Napoleon. One can hope that the exile is more like Napoleon's stay at St. Helena rather than at Elba.)

I'm hardly a keen observer of social trends, but it strikes me that your encounters show that metrosexuals still thrive among us. "Metrosexual? What's that?" One definition in Urban Dictionary reads "Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive." Another definition there is "A male who looks like he's gay, but bangs chicks, not dicks," giving David Beckham as an example. The bar encounter doesn't surprise me at all: a couple of years ago, I looked at the websites of the bars I frequented when I lived near Philadelphia. All of them, including the leather bar at which I spent many hours, showed a very different crowd than I used to see on a Saturday night: the median age seemed to be about 25 instead of 30, and women were at the bars in astonishing numbers. (Ok, astonishing to me, and they appeared to be attached to reasonably attractive young men.) I'd also guess that in large cities in this vast country, 20-somethings and 30-somethings are more accepting of a range of sexual identities.  

In short, you're getting old, the crowd has changed a bit at the bar, and folks have lightened up a bit about being around gay men -- just as you surmised. <wink and grin> I don't know about you, but I think I need a drink now.

10 hours ago, ErosWired said:

ART and PrEP, along with U=U, have changed the parameters of the discussion in a big way, one that I think renders any argument supporting the old laws exceedingly weak.

Bareback Sex in the Age of Preventative Medication: Rethinking the ‘Harms’ of HIV Transmission, 84 J. Crim. L. 596 (2020), accessible at [think before following links] https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/full/10.1177/0022018320974904. (Credit to @seaguy for tweeting on the article's publication.)

22 hours ago, Jimmi said:

Ageing myself here but; Chad Douglas. 

Really showing my age (or my recollection of all the videos I've seen) -- Lee Ryder, Al Parker.

As soon as I can get in line for the vaccine, I'm getting in line (socially distanced and masked, of course). I have way too many high risk factors not to get the vaccine, and I'd much rather spend 2021 working on my yard instead of being in a hospital bed.

@tallslenderguy - you're well on the way to sainthood. I would have wrapped an IV tube around the guy's neck, pulled it tight, and sent him on his 200 mile return trip.

instead of getting my two front teeth for Christmas, could Santa bring the next chapter of this insanely hot story....? Puhlleeeezeeeezzzzee, Santa...!!

it sure as hell beats reading the Sunday papers...