SpectreAgent
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Those of you not on meds how did your doctors react
SpectreAgent replied to a topic in What's It Like To Be Poz?
I’m on meds but have been chatting to guys who aren’t on meds with a view to hooking up, so I’m interested in their perspective on this. -
While slutting/cruising do you kiss in the mouth?
SpectreAgent replied to 1000GUYS's topic in General Discussion
I’m afraid if the other guy doesn’t kiss, I drift away very quickly. -
Docklands Light Railway. Broad daylight. With the train guard. More impressive was my mate who had a shag behind a mummy case in the Egyptian Room at the British Museum.
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I hooked up with a really attractive 28 year old Asian guy last week. I was having quite a frantic session with a guy from the next building I’d hooked up with from BBRT and we looked for a third. There was quite a hot poz top from Liverpool who was interested but didn’t want to travel the 40 miles over and we were about to give up when this lad messaged us, also on BBRT. He got an Uber* over and the night became rather special as he was vers and up for anything. He has a CND tattoo, which was a throwback to the 80s, when he wasn’t even born. * Uber drivers are often a good bet during Ramadan - at least in Manchester. They’re usually gagging for it. Apologies if anyone finds this offensively flippant but it’s borne out of long experience.
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I was a regular from about 1997 and, back in the day, there was nowhere quite like it. It’s squalid, sleazy and dirty - the hotel version of a Slam Rush video. I was young and prettier in those days and my record was 18 in one long night (I do not exaggerate). Inevitably, I suppose, Trades and I drifted apart. There was a period when the owners seemed not to care a jot about the place or their customers. The current owners seem much more engaged - or at least they did the last time I went, which was about 18 months ago. Now, in the unlikely event of my returning to Blackpool, I’d stay at the Prince Albert Hotel (“the PA”) round the corner. But I’d be interested to hear how Trades is faring in the pandemic, especially now the fun police are about to be unleashed on us again.
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Where did you get (or give) your last load?
SpectreAgent replied to rawTOP's topic in General Discussion
That’s one hell of a testimonial- thanks. Glad to know I hadn’t overhyped my fuckbud’s cock - now you know why I’m always smiling...😆 It was great to meet you finally. You were everything - and more - I was expecting. Until the next time... -
Where did you get (or give) your last load?
SpectreAgent replied to rawTOP's topic in General Discussion
Today. @AirmaxUK came to visit locally and I entertained him at my apartment with my regular fuckbud. Andy is very sexy, a great guy and an extremely generous guest. He came bringing loads of beers and left with a load in me. He’s welcome back anytime. -
Exactly. Although “-ise” actually only became more widely used in England by publishers and popular newspapers in the late 19th century. The Oxford English Dictionary rules that both are correct, but “-ize” is still favoured by Oxford University itself. In fact, there was an Inspector Morse episode in which Morse deduced that a suicide note purportedly written by a professor was a fake because no Oxford don would use the “illiterate” (his word) “-ise” instead of “-ize”.
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I don’t think any of the above qualifies you as a grumpy old man. Only that you have standards. It’s a pity because some otherwise entertaining and arousing fiction on here can be blunted by grammatical howlers. And, of course, language and grammar change over time. It always amuses me when my fellow Brits get all huffy over “-ize” v. “-ise” and claim the former is an American bastardisation of the language. They ignore that historically “-ize” was used centuries before “-ise”. The Oxford English Dictionary considers both are correct.
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Or that the writer is illiterate?
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Where did you get (or give) your last load?
SpectreAgent replied to rawTOP's topic in General Discussion
A sling in the trees... isn’t that a hammock? 😂 Seriously, I’d be tempted by that. There is a guy on Scruff who has a sling in the back of his transit van and drives guys round to cruising spots - especially Hampstead - to be serviced. I’ve never had the chance to try out the facilities, but we have chatted and he’s sent me photos of said sling. It’s gloriously seedy. Glad to hear covid hasn’t wiped out the Heath. Still, I doubt Armageddon could. And to return to topic, my last load was from my fuck bud. -
The only caveat I put on my Scruff profile (which I’ve mentioned elsewhere) is that anyone who refers to his or anyone else‘s HIV status as “clean” will be blocked. Obviously, I don’t need to state that on BBRT...
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Quite brilliant observation. We’re also now in a world where we’re told snowflake millennials are offended by full stops. When that is becoming the norm, is it any wonder some things get lost in translation?
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I agree. The media whipped up hysteria so that we all cowered in our homes to protect the NHS and flatten the curve. Like most people, I complied. But the NHS was never overwhelmed and the curve was flattened weeks ago. A friend volunteered for the Nightingale Hospital in Manchester and had nothing to do. Another family friend is a GP in a large city on the south coast and she hasn’t seen a covid patient in over a month. I don’t wish to denigrate those who have suffered or lost loved ones but I live in an alleged hotspot which is currently under local lockdown and I don’t know a single person who’s had it. I suspect that is the experience of many people. And after six months of this, I think guys - like you, like me - are ready to get their cocks out again. Some might consider that selfish, I would suggest it’s merely human. And there’s nothing new in that. If you ever read Samuel Pepys’ account of the Great Plague, he carried on whoring, drinking and money-making while one-sixth of Londoners died around him. Oh, and if you have that Luton slut’s number...
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It’s going to be really interesting to see what happens next, but I think being more cynical as I get older that sexual urges will - and always have - ultimately overcome everything else. Anyone who has studied sexual history will be aware that there was more casual and anonymous sex - gay and straight - in air-raid shelters during the Blitz in World War II than at any other time in British history. I met one old guy years ago who’d been young back then and he told me it was the most brilliant time of his life sexually - he could be shagged by half a dozen soldiers a night sometimes. Maybe if you thought you could be blown to bits tomorrow nothing else mattered. I think that kind of mindset is setting in now, at least in the U.K. I’m far from being a covid denier - Hell, I had swine flu when that was the media scare story of the day, but I think the clickbait hysteria that the media whipped up is starting to recede. Call me an old cynic but I suspect the “new normal” will end up looking much like the old one did.
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And looking forward to your visit...
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In my experience, very few rubber up now.
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From my experience of the Heath, there may be a very good reason why there were so few discarded condoms around - I can’t recall the last time a guy wanted to use one when I fucked. I certainly have no use for the damned things. But you’re right, Andy, for such a well-used cruising area it is, and usually has been, a relatively litter free zone next morning.
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In Manchester, a 15%-85% top/bottom ratio would be a treat. It would mean there was a tops’ convention in town...
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With respect, I think that’s rather missing the point. I like cock as much as any other man on here. I also like to know - and want to like - what it’s attached to. It is actually possible to do both if one treats others with the respect one would want in return.
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In that sense, you are 100% correct. A man isn’t a life support system for a penis.
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Years ago, I managed it on the Docklands Light Railway. In broad daylight. With a train guard. It truly was my finest hour...
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“Two guys” that should read. Though Twitter guys are more than welcome, too...
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Any poz tops or top-vers want to join Twitter guys - one top, one bottom - for an all night breeding session?
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I think your first paragraph is spot on, although it can be argued that, to a degree, all sexual encounters involve a degree of sexual fantasy. And as a famous playwright once wrote “You’ll regret not having fun with your genitals when you’re dead”.
