Ronchipig

I had been fucking with my buddy for a couple of years when all of a sudden one day he said "Hold on, Close your eyes". The next thing I knew I was getting the most amazing blowjob ever! I knew it was just the 2 of us playing but for a moment I opened my eyes thinking there was a 3rd person there. Not so it was just the 2 of us and I was getting a wonderful blowjob. He had always been good at it but this was way beyond good. This was fucking fantastic good!! When I opened my eyes and looked at him staring at me with a shit eating grin I saw why it was so good. His teeth were gone! I had never known he had false teeth so while I was gawking at him he started laughing and I started laughing and then he started blowing me again. From that day on I always referred to him as my "Toothless Heaven"

Well not really sure what ssoranaid means............Hopefully something sexually stimulating But I think not.............so what does it mean my friend.

Easy answer....about 12 hrs ago. Before that happened I had driven 50 miles to have wild, nasty sex with a new F-bud. Well our wild sex turned into 4 hrs of talking about...well, nothing either of us could make sense of. We traded sucks but somehow sex was just not raising its head. So about 3 AM I drove 50 miles back home. I live in an Arizona Tourist Town that is at least 150-200 miles from any big city. (So I do a lot of driving through the desert for tricks...what can I say?) Anyway when I got home I was still high from our attempts to get sexually excited at the tricks place. So I did the right thing. Ate breakfast (which kicked in the high even better) and did a nice big bump which put me in gay La La Land for several hours. Finally my fantasies (which were getting hotter, wilder and really-really weird) made me the main character in a really strange and nasty situation. My sex partner was not a man, no-not a woman, not any two legged individual. Now I should mention I have never had any un-natural situations with any non human. But somehow my sex partner became, Bowser------. Well bowser did what they do, or at least in my fantasies did what they do when they see a potential good time nearby. Without going in to specific details, a Very Good Time was had by the bowser. He gave his best performance...at least for that day. Now me on the other hand found it to be a rather intense and difficult situation, which suddenly became a rather good thing--a Very Good Thing! Well my poor limp pecker suddenly woke up and did what good little peckers (well, not really a Little Pecker) do in those wild and crazy situations. My orgasm seemed to last for E v e r!. Bowser had disappeared into fantasy La La Land and I was left thinking---"Gee I got nowhere with a really hot man just a few hours before and now Mr. Bowser had rocked my world". Well that thought lasted about 5 seconds and I "maybe" would never have thought of it again. That is until I saw the article topic of "Your Last Sexual Encounter". There I sat, nice and comfy, getting ready for beddy bye and guess who came back to mind.....Yep.....Bowser. So I started wondering how weird I would appear to be by you, the gentle, innocent reader of this article. I smiled and thought to myself "Yeah....do it!"

I'm luvin' the fact that so far everybody does it and luvs it! I definitely need to work up a plan where I can donate my "services" to those in need...or donate myself and let them service me.

I'm the same way...........Luv it all...........even the raunchy part

Fuck yeah...............just say when

So watersports seems to be something that most of us...The Breeding Zone... members liike to include in our reservoir of talents. I know for sure I do and I believe I know that most of the rest of you do also. So having said that I want to find out what is your preferred method of doing it. Do you like to only be pissed on. I read that a lot in your profiles. Do you like being pissed in. If so is it done only up your ass or also in your mouth. Finally, what other ways do you do it with. I have a few that I will share after I see some respnses.

If I'm completely honest I have to say that I cannot remember ever having sex while wearing a condom. My first time having sex was with a woman about...well...a very long time ago, long before AIDS popped up its ugly little head. My dick would never stay hard when I tried to put one on, so I just never tried again after the 2nd or 3rd attempt. So I have been a barebacking fucker for my entire sex life.

I think I must be allergic to condoms. Whenever I try to put one on my dick goes limp--not just limp but cold and wimpy, all my horniness withers into a dark empty hole and I start thinking about what color the ceiling is...........Arrrgh!

Well it took some reading and checking everything but I finally went to the help section and by golly the first question and the answers got me all squared away. So, now I just have to get more involved in ... well ... everything!

Luv it............