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the Crisco that is packaged like a thick fat stick of butter & wrapped in foil, for some reason does not smell nearly as strong as the kind that Comes in a bucket/can, and is easy to freeze and handy for traveling

I cant imagine anything that could be more difficult that picking up pussy online (that you don't have to pay cash for) so for the Internet to be an efficient tool -you gotta stay focused -work ur demographics and eliminate those extraneous distractions. Having said that, in real life, face to face time, I totally dig hookin with M/F swingers or being my straight buds wing man and throwin a DP smash on some slut we pick up.

Sexy- multi functional- and you can wear it on ur dick if you loose ur pants- I think you have what they call a "Classic" or "this seasons must have"

I love Fuckin a Big Tall Sturdy Man. Bodies slammin together, hammering my Dick in his hole, and not having to worry about hurtin or breaking him none

maybe it's a regional thing- I've never heard anyone say "pre-lubed" But~ a guy that says "pre-loaded" is going to be my "go to Hole". A buddy of mine always says, "I either want to be the First in line or the Last Man in line to use that hole"

I FUCKIN LUV when a straight guys or guys that are kinda new to BB , slide their COCK into my WetJuicyHole and Nut in like 5 strokes. They think it's the Best Fuckin Hole they ever had~ not knowing it just ur regular sweet talented date ready pre-loaded hole

I like it when a guy can kinda ''Check it at the door" and not be so rigid about how he defines himself, But I do take , a ridiculously perverse amount of pleasure getting a Top to give up sum Hole- watching him get allWetBitch on my dick (just this one time-I'll never tell- total secret kinda situation). And its a Big FuckinTurn On and a real compliment when a Bottom Guy wants to use my ass and Fuck his Load up in me, I consider it "Praise from Ceasar"

Proud and Satisfied- to give a Man that FeelGoodNutRush and leave me wet and wantin' More.

Redrt66 is a truly gifted story teller with a wicked imagination "on top of" having the kind of Cerebral Hard-On a good writer needs to punch fuck his narrative deep in the hot juicy parts of your darkest fantasies- tell you the condom broke blast a load in your hole pull out zip up and call you a whore ~making everything in the world up to that moment seem like you've been standing in line at the DMV

To achieve wisdom thru longevity, is an obligation, to share that knowledge, is a privilege. . I myself am hard headed as hell -with some hard lessons, learned the hard way: Like when ur Daddy ' chucks you into the pond- to learn you how to swim. Having said that- I swear in the name of (place name or title of deity here) That the Pain Remorse Anger Fear and Heart Ache, you are having right now, Will NOT Kill You. Nor will it fade away in an expedient fashion. Those dark feeling can not t be ignored- therapied -lost thru intoxication. that Pain can't even be fucked away Or beat out of you. They are yours, and you own them , Those personal horrors are the building blocks of the Man you will become One Day and in the Future those pale quiet demons, will only hurt a lil' bit not very often and at odd times. Here's some firm fucking advice Get the Hell out of Missouri. -worse case scenario is you can move to Seattle work at the Gap an Make 15 Fuckin Dollars an Hour. Every Day practice saying "FUCK YOU!" -Real Loud. and "No, I don't want to" and " can you Help me with something" and "Just because you have a problem with (Fill in the blank) Does not mean I have a Problem, that is your problem." Work on your posture- Stand up straight-don't slouch. Take off your shoes when you walk in your House/apartment/trailer/ashram Find a really thick book- 500 pages or more- Hardback -written at least 75 years ago. Read It No Caffeine get some Exercise , Walking is ideal. go late at night, make sure your shoes have glow in the dark or have lights in the soles ,and good arch support. Try the kind that make it look like you have monkey feet. Go for a walk during the day with extra dark RayBans and an iPod shoved in ur ears. Make sure you are breathing correctly ( if your stomach draws in when you are inhaling- you are doing it wrong.) Go do something for some one else for NO reason. Walk someone's Dog. Take someone to the grocery store that doesn't have a car. Next time a Hobo ask you for some change give him a dollar and ask what his name is. make sure ur PASSPORT is valid. If you are in therapy, DON"T even be thinking about being in no RELATIONSHIP. YOUR Mental and Emotional Health is your #1 priority t this Point in Time- You are Intelligent enuf to know, that the energy and focus required to a become a fully realized fully functional Human is NOT going to happen if your attentions are engaged in an Engagement. Trying to figure out what ur going to name your black market adopted Korean War Orphan or which set of in-laws ur spending Christmas with IS the FUTURE. Right Now Right Here you 're a little bit of a Hot Mess- do you really want to try to have someone love you -and love them back , while they have front row seats for your crise de nerfs a starring roll in your malade du coeur "? Ive been with my BF for 22 years and I know all about Livin and Lovin in CrazyTown. Is your therapist a woman? If yes Get the male kind. and preferably not too handsome. He's there to fix you not fuck you. AND make sure you are completely comfortable telling the Doc EVERYTHING in your life The BUTT Sex, the scary Hand Puppets the creepy little girl that lived in root cellar Having to take baths with ur grandmother until you were 15- EVERYTHING. Did I say Get the Hell out of Missouri? Go watch Romy and Michelle's High school Reunion. OVER and Over. Make sure to pay close attention to the part where Romy tell Christy Masterson . That she is a bad person with an ugly heart and that she does not give a Flying Fuck what she thinks. Practice that too Well I'm all out- you owe me 5 cents Ya'll git Better ya Hear?! Oh this too Cut Back on television viewing, Stop reading newspapers /news feeds entirely- -glossy fashion magazines in moderation are okay - Current events are currently not that important.

usually Dick- as in "u sure do look pretty with ur Daddy's Dick in ur mouth" the rest of the time Cock My Junk or Lil' Elvis

PSYCHIATRIC HELP 5cents I think the scenario you describe merely indicates; you're a guy, you likes to have sex, this is way you like to have sex; and this is the process you go through to get sex. All kidding aside, you may be a bit of an Introvert. Keep in mind, that is not a character flaw or a liability in anyway.

Hey naex- you'll get a better bangin just by hangin up the cel. and Ditto wrist wallet(s)

was on a crowded elevator at last years MAL -Had a bloke reach behind him and started palmin my cock thru my jock, he pulls pull his ButtZip down and backs his cum fucked hole down on my cock- when we got to my floor I cock walked him down the hall-bent him over a table and pounded his ass and shot my load. He zipped up, sucked my cock clean and walked off. How often does form and function come together that perfectly?!

"...HOTTEST cocks and BIGGEST sperm bombs" yo -bottomforsize That is the best Fukkin' phrase for getting ur hole loaded, SpermBombed! You Rock Mister

couple of blunts some giddy up n go and a ********* yr old street hustler

barehole4use- Babyboy I bet the cocks are givin that love right back to ya too!

Last night I hooked with this DirtyFuckinPig at my fav ABS - -no news there- What did rattle my shit on up, was this Blokes Cunt! DAMMMMMMN- It was like slippin my Dick in a Volcanic Hot Fuckin Lava Hole. His Ass was Drippin WET and Juicy like when a bitch squirts and he milked my Cock with his AssMeat just like a baby calf jawin on a teat, the Fahrenheit in this Fuckers Hole was like burnin your leg on motorcycle exhaust pipe, -I genuinely thought my Dick was going to Blister- IT WAS AWESOME! Has anyone else ever experienced fucking a guy whose Ass was AtomicMeltDownHot like this before?

When I get home after a night out like that- I'd usually hear, "If you give a mouse a cookie..."

Yo Mancuntt- I've had some good bangin using "The DNA Exchange"

Having been on the giving and receiving end of "getting Fucked Stupid" Keep the communication simple: Shoot and Scoot Breed Seed and Leave shoot ur load - hit the road nut n bolt Hit & Split Get In-Get Off-Get Out CumDump & Run Get It & Go Or like the love song sez- "Seekin that- DownLow DownTown BigDong Dick Down 10 Minute LunchTime Freak"

Well said ChaserBoysRHot

Post an ad that reads- VGL MWM DDF Looking for Safe Only Neg for Neg NSA and Anon (then spell out ) NO BAREBACK! NO PNP! that should get you Fucked Raw-Stealthed-Dosed-and Date Raped quicker than a hooker at an Amway convention

Often when I am faced with conflicts , dueling emotions, or too many choices; I try to break it down by the numbers, so here's the Math There are almost 7 billion people on the planet let's say 48.7% of these people are male... Conservatively 1.5 - 10% of these men are "men that have sex with men" -lets introduce something like a Gaussian function factor in some probability density and don't forget the random meme generations.... Oh HELL- Math is Hard and so am I Like my Granny said There's a lid for every pot" Just be who you are (or pretend to be the kinda Man you hope to become) and pursue it with the best of all your abilities. The Life you desire and deserve will find you. tho probably not in Atlanta, I don't think they are real big on transformative processes or emotional /sexual evolution in the ATL (tho- that is nothing but MHO) I genuinely hope you succeed. The world needs more smart sexy pigs! piece out -P

''and hearin full balls slapping your ass - fucking hot! " -and that my friends is what Pythagoras really meant when he was talking about "the Music of the Spheres"