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PERVERSATILE

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  1. I like the name Cletus, and I know 2 guys named Duane, one 27 the other round 50, both hung big hard and heavy
  2. It ain't love if it ain't spit and shove - Shoot ur load and hit the road
  3. I'm tryin to figure out how to tie ur pussy ring around my balls like a parachute weight, so I can walk around all day using ur cunt like a fleshlight Your hole makin a slurpy fuck noise and you're swingin between my legs goin, 'Wheeeee " as I stomp around showin off my newest lil' cock leech
  4. Damn Lil' Man- you are one sweet talkin-good fuckin piece of ass
  5. -the only thing in the world that could make that fine fuckin boy cunt any better; would be if I had been the man that banged your cherry hole out, Full On and Full Time to shape it into the sweet pussy it is now
  6. I must be a total fag- just cranked a huge load out reading this, and immediately thought of Oscar Wilde's quote "Only in the darkest of reaches does a star shine it brightest".
  7. you can always wait 9 months and see who the baby looks like ;@)
  8. sure it was just one guy?!?!
  9. IMHO There is nothing finer than a walk the walk- ballin til the walls are fallin' no limits -no lies save the drama for ur mamma Kind of Man with a ''give a fuck factor" minus 10 you better be careful though... you might end up being my role model.
  10. I once pimped out one of the most stuck up, stacked, cocky, mouthy, lil' muther fukkers on the planet- he even had a goddamn III at the end of his name- as in blah blah blah blahthington the third We went to some real low rent shit shacks and I literally traded his his hole for : -single cigarettes -a tic tac -one canadian nickel and a half a can of beer. Then we went to the park with a big bag of food from mcdonalds, and he had to go ask the homeless guys if they would they show him their dicks in exchange for a sausage biscuit. Which immediately escalated into bent over a log, getting fucked up the ass for a 2 piece and a biscuit snack box It was the best birthday ever!
  11. I was at party, and one of guest was a well known SciFi writer (among his many other accomplishments) When the topic of racism came up, that brief frisson that all wasp experience when the topic of politics religion or money is brought up in in a social setting was immediately replaced by a genuine curiosity about exactly what a Futurist who also happened to be a man of color would foresee. He opined, a successful satisfying and healing dialogue addressing the issues of Racism is not even feasible until every individual has an equal voice with an exact shared language, where as even the smallest word had a precise meaning without gradation or personal interpretation. the Hosts' daughter jumped in with, "if we could have that kinda of conversation there wouldn't be any racism to talk about " - before she could be asked to elaborate, a rather dismissive tone says, "No-not at all -that would mean that we were all robots"- the author returns with "No, only some of us would be robots, exceedingly tedious robots I fear".
  12. "slow" guys need lovin too- I use to play with a guy that worked at my uncle's gas station, he wore slip on shoes cause he couldn't tie a bow, had to be reminded to chew with his mouth closed, always held the door open for ladies and would compulsively put every radio on the same channel But DAMNNNNN -he was I.Q. FUCKIN Genius Jones when it came to sex. ~I think I just gave myself the vapors~
  13. what the 4 previous post said- can't type arms too tired from vigorously jac........
  14. To the white guys who are into BM, stop approaching us with that mandigo crap. We are NOT turned on or impressed. It is ignorant and honestly offensive. We are human beings with feelings just like you and when you approach us with "compliments" like "I just love black cock" it is not impressing us. Trust me, you have no idea how many of us just want to smack the stupidity out of you. Thinking that penis size, race, age, height, education, etc is a indicator of what the sex is going to be like, is not only ignorant but shows a person w/ very limited sexual experiences, and that ultimately will be their punishment: very limited sexual experiences, having the same kinda boring sex over and over ad nauseam. Because sadly you can't fix stupid.
  15. Even If you really got off on the scene- I hope you charged for the extra guy(s)
  16. by saying this the gays will probably revoke my membership-but "I'd rather eat ass than suck dick" , to the point I maintain a completely ridiculous beard year round, just cause it feels so soft and fluffy when you're sitting on my face and doesn't shred ur ass meat like razor stubble will. (and I like how my beard smells after a couple of hours of seriously chowing down on some hole) . I can't tell you how many times I've had to tell someone, or show them the difference between the affectations of the Williamsburg fashionable elite and the integrity of the purely follicular functionality and altruistic reasons for my facial hair. Oddly enuf I didn't even know that eating ass was dirty or edgy as a teenager I just really really really liked it and on some level probably knew, it's what you gotta do when you have a big dick and you want that hole wet ready and wide open.
  17. S1R (that #1 is not a typo) you are a Maestro, you've got me BoneFuckinRockHard Wet and learrning some new moves. Thank You
  18. not really a Weird Al fan- but this tickled the hell out of me.
  19. "my corporal form dissolved and I merged with the "empty" space found in every atom, I saw you and waved, you looked busy talking to some guy. You were smiling and he gave you his phone number..." I think your sex organ might actually be bigger than mine; and I'm surprisingly okay with that. Bravo Mister.
  20. I can not believe you don't know about all the emotional and physiological benefits of guilt, there has be... it's a staggering amount... gosh they number in at least... zero
  21. "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question." -Charles Babbage
  22. if you have to use a crowbar to pry him off ur dick or they offer you cash oh, and cryin when you make them leave is a good indicator. All joking aside, what works for me, is looking him straight in the eye and saying, "that was amazing we have to get together again... real soon" * then offer a general window of time to meet again. Anything less than an enthusiastic, Sure thing how bout -tomorrow -this weekend -next Monday or -immediately after the holidays as a response probably means it's a one time thing. * "I haven't gotten fucked like that since 3rd grade" gets good results too
  23. not mine -But DAMN IT'S HOT! http://gloryholesandunderstall.tumblr.com/
  24. I was one of those kids and I turned out alright~ with no laments and very few limits
  25. and the cool thing is -he'll remember that fuck for the rest of his life, I'm glad you gave him a good one.
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