PERVERSATILE

Forming a Control Group for Deep Penetrative Experimentation, Hard Science and the Acquisition of Developmental Materials i.e. Sperm. Lots of it. Gallons. Which is hypothetically the amount of semen my favorite uncle pumped down my throat during the period in my life I like to refer to as ''the Osh Kosh B'Gosh years.'' I loved my Uncle and he loved me like a Father loves a son upon discovering he was born with out a gag reflex. Frequently. The years flew by and I was growing like a weed and by 5th grade my nuts dropped, I got taller, my pit's stank, I started shaving my face, and I shot my very first load while watching an episode of The Wild Wild West. This was a lively topic of conversation at the barber shop when me and Uncle Clyde were getting hair cuts, I always got naked for my haircut because I loved it when The barber finishes and squirts me all over with the air hose blowing thing, the barber's name is Mac and he commented on how big I was getting, and Uncle Clyde says it's because I'm a little cum guzzler, and that eating so much of his jism is what's making me grow up so quick. Uncle Clyde was always full of schemes and theories about how "Things Worked." Time would prove him right as my developing adolescence body quickly hurdled beyond my Uncle's rather staid letch for the soft dimpled flesh of prepubescent little boys, and our physical relationship ended. It was replaced with an almost decade long mentoring process, focusing on self sufficiency and Fire Fox era survival skills which included getting my first job at a gas station owned by a man my Uncle knew. Though young and completely unaware of the Scientific Method, I some how managed to take part in my Uncle's still nascent theory of jizz accelerated adolescent development in a perfect environment, a living laboratory, CB's Gas Station. At an age when friends were just starting to experiment touching each other's pee-pees, I was eagerly performing the sort of sexual acts one would hesitate to ask of a professional. CB was a Viet Nam war vet, a biker, a cock sucker of renowned skill, and was so good at eating ass I saw a straight guy pay him 20 bucks for a five minute face ride. Between CB's spill over, the used tire sex maze behind the gas station, and a carefully hand bored gloryhole I made myself at a near by Farmer's Market men's room, I quickly earned a reputation as a hot, horned up, bouncy little fucker with few limits and easier to make than Jell-O. I can only conclude my rather heroic intake of spunk during my formative years facilitated a marked advance in my physiological development and growth, leaving me a fully formed, big dicked, hairy, rope shooting adult at a shockingly ridiculous young age . This one singular incidence, though intriguing, is antidotal and speculative at best, Scientific Authority can only be achieved, when the outcome of an experiment has both repeatability and reproducibility. At this point in time more research and experimentation is definitely and eagerly required.

Wear a JockStrap and keep count on the waist band.

Banged out- Sloppy- Hairy Trench- Big Bouncy Ass Meat- Wet- Ready & Loaded

''On my return you and I will spend a single night together. We shall enjoy it enough to regret it is to be our last. But then we shall remember, that regret is an essential component of happiness.'' -Pierre Choderlos de Laclos

Right click and drag over the text like you're trying to copy and paste, the text will be white on blue, easy to read- and totally worth it.

Damn Mister- This is fuckin' epic ! You remind me of back in my teens when I discovered my Aunt C. and Uncle Duane were swingers, my aunt was adamant that I not be involved in their life-style in any way at all, so I had to get all the wet nasty dick droolin stories, home movies, and polaroids of their adventures from my uncle. I always knew Duane was a dirty fucker, we had been playin around already for a couple of years, he use to go thru my year book and pick out girls he said looked like 'right proper sluts' and tell me to see if I could get him a 'date'. The first girl I ever fucked was with Duane, one of the best things in the world to me back then (and still is) was to slide my dick in a fresh fucked hole Duane had cummed in, I always went second because Duane said my dick was bigger, but he was just shining me on, building up my confidence, trying to make me into a player. Right up until my aunt started freaking out about my knowing they were swingers, I literally thought they just had lots of parties and people liked them because they always had keg beer, a swimming pool and that Aunt C. never wore a bikini top. There was a whole world of guy on guy stuff and kinky shit Duane kept from his wife, he loved street whores, titty dancers, LSD, armpits and walkin' around with his dick half hard hanging out the bottom of a pair of shorts, I definitely got my kink for public sex and eating ass from him, I was a very fortunate young man.

The fanciest way anyone ever said ''you sure got a pretty mouth boy".

Just like my Paw use to say- Hairy Butts Drive me Nuts!

My partner and I have been together since 1991, we got married on our 25th anniversary, that night I went to a Cum-union party. We've been fucking around on each other from day one. Conversations about our extramarital activities are usually about a guy that looks like Harry Potter who I got both my hands up his ass. Unless you're some kind of landed gentry and the patrilineality of your first born son is called in to question, worrying about monogamy is kinda pointless.

With a Ph.D. in Justification and my extensive service to the community as the Executive Director of the not-for-profit organization'Tim & Pete's Center for Sexually Compulsive Males between the ages of 16-25' I believe I can help you work thru this. Your dilemma is not that unusual, though your ability to clearly communicate your concerns, is very different from the intense hands-on, grueling ordeals our 'guest' must go through in order to develop the appropriate program of therapies tailored to each individual's specific needs. Fortunately, your situation only requires a change of perspective. As I understand it, occasionally you get flipped, banged out and cumdumped by a NSA fucker who just needs a wet hole to unload in, and you like it. After your buddy nuts and bolts, the second he's out the door, you're the same Full Time Top Man the boys are all throwing their pussies at. The only difference in who you are, is- you got some guys cum in your hole. BFD. My advice, don't fret about it, the minute you owned up to your actions it stopped being a problem or even a liability. The tops out there who have tried it, denied it and lied about it are the bitches with a problem. And as a matter-of-fuckin-fact, regular prostate massage is an important part of keeping your junk fuckin and your tanks pumpin'. I bet you're not the only one appreciating those benefits.

"Loose that shit up- you can't trick me I know ur a whore"

Damn -what you got goin' is exceptionally fine- reminds me of running whores out of a well known politician's Capitol Hill brownstone back in the early 80's. Besides the running of the whores, this is my one and only foray in political porn. The kind of kink that would require a credit card~ Ted C. is wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler costume filled with raw eggs, while an elderly homeless guy dressed like Hitler, makes Ted huff spray paint from a paper bag, while simultaneously screaming at him Margaret White's monologue from the 1976 film 'Carrie'; "AND I LIKED IT ! I LIKED IT! With all that dirty touching of his hands all over me." Followed by a morbidly obese wheelchair bound lady (who just happens to owns the worlds largest refrigerator magnet collection,) takes a large frozen Hickory Farms Summer Sausage and uses it to pound several 10 penny nails through Ted's scrotum into the seat of a blond wood mid-century elementary school desk.

Bravo Fukker

During my summer job at my uncle's gas station, I drilled a couple of gloryholes in the men's room stalls at the Farmers Market next door, where there had only been peep holes. And sucked so much dick I went through puberty in 5th grade. There are way too many piggiest- but that was definitely among my firstest

Unless you got that sweet kinda hole you can throw a fuck right in to, I wanna be second or third in line. Then come back later, and hit it one more time. I love churnin' my dick around in a sloppy banged-out party hole

Super. Sincere narrative, a goofy protagonist with a dark side, and a shy young man with a hungry boy cunt. Keep at it son.

Paw-Paw

-work place men's room stall -empty building under construction -play ground late at night on the monkey bars -your neighbor's back porch when they're out of town

Side hole is the best hole -baby. she's playin your song. -p

Great Fuckin story, and that Big Hairy Arse- Daaaaamn! You're the kinda lad with both sex organs, A keen intellect and a sweet hairy Fuck Hole. You done good. Keep at it- TTFN

354 ~but if you divide it over 41 years it's ... well...ummm.... yeah I'm still a pig

Damn right Mister, -Any time a Gentleman spends his valuable time steering a blushing little slut like this one, in the right direction, He needs to get paid a Finders Fee, for helping that lil bitch discover her pussy. Even more so, if he's using his Big Ol' Fat Daddy Dick to point the way.

"All I want is all there is and then some" -Eartha Kitt

I got a bud I like to slut around with named Rory(Roryhole), last time we hooked at the ABS, I was waiting for him out front. He drove up, parked and just meandering kinda slow pokin' his way through the parking lot, I thought he was going to boost an automobile. Later on, Rory's in the video booth with the biggest gloryhole, door wide open, bent over, getting his ass whaled on and hollerin, "Oh Hell Yeah Fucker!-Shoot your wife's babies in my hole!" Eventually he told me he had been looking at the cars earlier for baby seats and "I'm the Proud Parent of an A+ student" bumper stickers. You gotta love it, the boy's a pig.

I did Sovaldi- totally cured -easy regimen- no side effects. - But you can catch Hep C again