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PERVERSATILE

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  1. Bestest Fuckin Fuck Ever- goes to the guy that posted this ad, and me for answering it ;@> "Not lookin to make a friend- just need to fuck this load out. Raw and right now."
  2. Yeah- cause I'm easier than Jell-o
  3. [The problem is that we've lost an entire generation almost who would have taught today's 20/30 year olds how to fuck/get fucked ] Hear-Hear Mister an excellent point- I'm very grateful for ALL the teachers I had growing up
  4. "American Me" 1992 Prison Rape involving a 50lb bag of rice I dare you not to bone up
  5. hey Tiger- check out "Logan's Run" to see how ya bust one in the future (how the future looked in the 70's) ;@)
  6. --12TH CENTURY Mongol empire -RIDING WITH GENGHIS KHAN -late 1500's Court Life- The Ottoman Empire "It's good to be the Sultan" where a teenage boy "king" (Achmet I) ruled: with a hard cock unlimited wealth a capricious nature and an un checked un bridled Epic Lust for Excess gave "the OE" the kinda rep Vegas had when the Mob ran it. even the Persian language changed (found to be completely lacking the words to describe such extreme decadencies) -Berlin in the 30's -NYC in the 70's -Hawaii B4 the missionaries -Mount Sinai right up until Moses arrived -two weekends ago the 3rd level Men's Room at Union Station for about 3 solid hours oh Hell yeah like round 400 BC me and my buddy Elmer ( he's the Greek God of Glue) were at Socrates' Wake (he had just OD'd) great food -the Hoi were Polloin'- I was stinkin of Raw Man Sex, We had been up for two days huffin fumes w/ the Delphi Oracles and every time the wine bitch rolled by E shouted out, "Il mos quis es imbibos"* and would point at Socrates' corpse We were chillin Elmer was acing funny-probably all the lead in the wine Still chillin- waiting for these temple whores we'd be bangin, told us about an after hours E just said "Bitch so fine I didn't wash my Dick for a week" , we were on the guest list- cause I promised to show the "Ho's the Tijuana Basket trick. -Damn we gotta-get his boy Elroy just rolled up... *(I'll have what he's having) my family motto- "Iustus quoniam ego operor officium non vilis Volo vestri officium"
  7. roughly on topic: -ads without photos- -invites to cam w/o a cam -absolute lack of info (not even the kind conveyed by ticking a box) I usually respond; If U Got No Pic- U Gets No Dick No Cam? No Ma'am Lack of Information Equals No Penetration *based on the theory that even the dimmest person can remember/learn something if it is short and rhymes.
  8. all the ABS in the downtown area the porn movie theatre downtown portland bath/ steam XES Is that still around? 24hr gym can't remember the name Macy's top floor men's room a couple of the parks the university I use to job in several times a year for work, last time 2008 hate to think it's changed that much.
  9. ''Math is hard" - Malibu Stacy I personally have always found Portland to be a real raunchy-easy sleazy fun town. But then again I'm really raunchy-easy sleazy fun too. -Do you think you might be giving off some sorta "house w/ a white picket fence" vibe? -Have you considered wearing a wedding band while out cruising; to show up front your lack of long term availability?
  10. the math is easy- time and training required to turn that hole into a good poke, verses availability of on-call good fucks in your zipcode
  11. SIT ON a Happy Face Beard Rides -5 cents! "I will eat ur HOLE 'til ur eyes ain't got no more ROLL"
  12. If it happens- I'm not going to sweat it; However I will wipe my Dick on your curtains .
  13. HOW Many ancient cultures have the view " sex with a woman is for procreation/obligation to society- sex with a Man/Boy is for pleasure and recreation" ? or as Marilyn Manson said- " If you fuck a guy or get a blowjob from a dude; ur just a bloke that likes to cum ina hot wet hole. if ur on ur knees sucking dick or taking it up the ass- ur a fag."
  14. " it ain't luv- if it ain't spit and shove"
  15. BRAV-FUCKIN-O Mister! you've got me Hard and Wet
  16. when the moods right and my ManHole has been -ganged -banged -cum dumped -passed around and turned into a juicy spunk filled cunt -I like to get fisted
  17. HELL Yeah einathens-you know it buddy where did you think "been there-done that"* came from? *the full translation- been there done that got bored fucked his shit up took a nap then went to see what else I could get in to
  18. einathens- how 'bout "get thee behind me S*A*T*A*N" that always gets me goin -Perversatile AKA Rosemary's Baby
  19. Received: "I 've paid for sex that won't even half as good!" "Damn boyyyyy you got some fine-ass home skooled hole" Given: "Have I told you how purdy you are with my cock in your mouth?" "I haven't been fucked like that since 3rd grade"* * borrowed from Marla
  20. If I grow up I wanna be just like you! -xoxo
  21. -top notch -discreet packaging -great customer service
  22. yep ATFT All the Fuckin' Time
  23. from 1985 "AFTER HOURS" Marcy Franklin -My husband was a movie freak. Actually, he was particularly obsessed with one movie: The Wizard of Oz. He talked about it constantly. I thought it was cute at first. On our wedding night, I was a virgin... when we made love... When we made love... whenever he... you know, when he came... he would just scream out, "Surrender, Dorothy! "
  24. -ButtFuckin with the slobber from suckin Cock -standin next to a guy w/ my hand down the back of his pants, fingerin his wet hole real casual like. -gettin a haircut and the barber rubs his junk on me -runnin errands/buyin cigs at the corner store/ in line at the movies /etc Smelling STRONGLY of ManSEX -when a chick knows I'm cruising her Boyfriend -married guys with a real pregnant wife
  25. what a rock hard magical world- just saw same flick 10 mins ago on gaybarebackvideosblogspotdot com right ya are HOT DAMN
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