Pet hookup peeves?

[NWUSHorny]

16 hours ago, BritishCumdump said:

Fuuuck I've not had this before. I've had guys that are not able to perform when we get down to it but not actual timewasters that still turn up. 

Generally this happens when cruising, since I've pretty much given up on the apps (since they are a huge majority on all of them). I know it is a lesser problem most places, but here even the bathhouses are full of guys looking for a relationship, someone to hang out with, or just jack off. A lot of them won't even touch your cock or let you touch theirs. It seems like if you give them even 5 minutes of your time they want to "hookup" again. I desperately need to go somewhere guys do like to fuck, and I haven't been traveling for work or taken a sexcation in a little over 2 years.

[BritishCumdump]

4 hours ago, ErosWired said:

Guys who reply “On my way”

… and never show up.

Who in fact, if you observe the ‘distance from’ reading on the app, never budge one inch from where they were when they sent the message.

I cannot understand this blatant and unnecessary lie that gets told with such frequency.

Related:

”I’m just going to jump in the shower.”

This is the fucking kiss of death for a hookup. 90% of the time, I’ll never see the guy. It doesn’t even have to be a cold shower to put them off. The last damn thing you want when a Top says he wants to fuck you is for him to get naked, warm and wet where he’s going to be touching himself with lube-like soap while thinking cock thoughts.

Holy fuck. This! I've just started blocking guys that say they're on their way and then never show. Timewasters are bad enough but lying timewasters are even worse. And yeah the shower thing bugs me, I don't care if you're showered, I just want your cock inside me. 

 

[blackrobe]

14 hours ago, rock-cock-jock said:

Guys who moan and comment like a bad porno. It'd be totally fine if a moan or groan came out naturally or if they said something that came from an authentic place. But, it annoys the hell out of me if a guy suddenly goes "mmm harder harder" in a really camp voice or pops in one of those meaningless porn sound effects. It just feels fake to me all of a sudden and it's become less about the sex and more about playing out a scene. I've become meaner in my old age though - now I just tell guys to shut the fuck up 😅

I hate that inauthentic shit, it's why I can't watch most porn. I give a breeder the courtesy of showing him how he's affecting me for real.

[blackrobe]

8 hours ago, hntnhole said:

This would be a "former" peeve, and since I no longer use apps to find BreedHoles, the peeve is no longer an issue.

Most of the above-mentioned, but my pettest-of-peeves is when I distinctly mentioned (via profiles, texts, emails, phone calls, whatever) that I don't like fucking men that aren't "present" - i.e. flying high on some damn cloud, and they show up high as kites anyway.  I want to be aware of the other guy's bodily reactions, be able to "read" his body for any signs of distress, and his eyes (or more precisely, the pupils) are the principal access point, as well as pulse, some other tell-tales.  When they would show up "high", they didn't get past the front door.  

The past number of years I simply hit the fuckjoints, where I am not responsible for other's drug addictions.  I know nothing of them, other than their Holes need Cocks, which need I am happy to provide.  Only guys I know are invited to come over to fuck.  

I've been making a point of telling guys I only fuck bare and sober. I want to be able to consent and if they are so altered that I don't think they are able to consent, I won't give them mine. I've ended up driving guys who are much drunker than they seem home quite a bit lately. 

[LetsPOZBreed]

The sex joints have become my go-to's for action last 7 or 8 years...once I slim back down a bit more, I think I might hit them up again.

Honestly, I don't like when a guy comes over and he doesn't do anything to build my desire in the moment...not kissing falls under this, or coming over high, but also not making any sort of eye contact as well.  My preferred position to get fucked is lying on my back with legs in the air for my man/men.  I want to give them the pleasure of seeing me in pleasure...that feeling when I can tell that he's close and my face lights up with anticipation.  

[StockingsBB]

The guys on the sex app not looking for sex. It’s a sex app . I am on the app because I want to be fucked. I wouldn’t be on the app if I was visiting family or at work. 

[evilqueerpig]

Bottoms who won't shut up

[Guest]

People that won’t do foreplay. If I wanted to get fucked and done in 5 minutes I would’ve gone to the gloryholes. If you’re coming or I’m going to your house, and we’ve set apart a couple of hours, I want to fully enjoy those hours. 
 

Also, though this might be more unique to myself, guys that insist on jerking me off. I don’t want to cum before you do, since that makes me sleepy and apathetic and I don’t want to ruin the night, so I’m going to ask nicely to not touch my dick. But if you insist, I’m not going to ask too nicely to get your fucking hands off my dick. 

[BlackDude]

A bone dry, unlubricated. If you’re a Cumdump, at least have a wet hole when I come in or some lube

Guys asking if I’m close before I even get my shoes off

 

 

[tallslenderguy]

There's some great ones listed.

Ditto: guys who say they are on their way, but likely don't even leave their house. 

Guys who do not read a very explicit profile, or ignore what it says?, and ask questions that have already been answered or ask me to fuck them when i have already clearly stated i don't top. 

Guys who tell me how much they wanna fuck, but end up having ED. i get that it happens, and i am never mean to someone when it does... always positive and encouraging. But i have had guys repeatedly contact me wanting to fuck, but who never actually get hard enough to do so?  i'll do a repeat with guys who may have not been able to get hard, but if it's a ongoing issue?  There are some guys out there who are in denial of having ED, and it's frustrating when they make others a victim of their wishful thinking.

[hntnhole]

10 hours ago, tallslenderguy said:

i'll do a repeat with guys who may have not been able to get hard, but if it's a ongoing issue?  

Generous to a fault .... but I'm not surprised.  I only wish you'd be a bit more protective of yourself, your needs.  I know your satisfaction derives from pleasing the other guy, but repeated disappointments is going above and beyond.  You're waaaaay more valuable than that kind of sufferation. 😉

[BritishCumdump]

Got another one to add to my list. Guys who ask if I mind them doing coke and do it anyway after I tell them that it always stops tops getting hard. 

"Don't worry it won't stop me getting hard, that doesn't happen to every guy" 

*5 minutes later* 

"Sorry man this doesn't usually happen, maybe you could fuck me instead??" 

Get the fuck out of my house you timewaster 🙄

[Japbtm]

I’m hung enough - micro penis 

[Guygonebad]

Will u suck me first if I come over… 50% of guys who say that can’t get hard 

[BiCurious100]

On 3/24/2022 at 9:13 PM, blackrobe said:

I've been making a point of telling guys I only fuck bare and sober. I want to be able to consent and if they are so altered that I don't think they are able to consent, I won't give them mine. I've ended up driving guys who are much drunker than they seem home quite a bit lately. 

Ops, not the ride that you were looking for...

Hope your luck changes.