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16 hours ago, ErosWired said:

I suspect this has less to do with an assumption about gay interior design and more to do with the visual contrast in the frame. A body is going to feature in greater visual focus when set against a lighter, relatively featureless surface, and white provides the sharpest contrast, even more so than black, which would tend to absorb the lighting.

Also, while your point about the real objects one would find in a gay room related to sex, the more clutter in the frame, the more visual distraction. 

As much as I hate the lack of set contrast, I have to agree that between the cluttered "early shooting gallery" decor and the "sterility white" opposite, I'm less distracted by the latter, and it's less of a boner killer. I'd just rather have some subtle visual intrigue in the scene to add something more than the starkness. A few films have pulled it off quite well and haven't looked like they've used the same California house shooting location.

The other bothersome thing about those same sterile sets is that so many of them are totally sound reflective -- lots of glass, tile flooring, high ceilings -- so that the dialog (such as it is) becomes murky or the sound guy can't really focus on getting mics to pick up audio.  So sound goes from having to set the audio to 11 only to bring it back down because the volume has no continuity.

 

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I don't really mind cluttered homes so much. It has a more spontaneous amateur feel as opposed to the clean 'fabulous' living rooms that professional companies use.

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just got through reading all the comments here. perhaps we should do well like a mystery science theater 3000 type of shop mystery porn theater 3000 and make fun of it that gives you in the movies. couple buddies partying and playing Alan and I will start being like the guys on science theater 3000 if you could just get you script and then cruiser vocabulary a few more words LOL and keep the sound continuity at a level so we don't get exhausted from running the remote up and down on the remote sound level

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  • Acting, just act natural, no rubbish lines
  • Music - no need, I want to hear the real sounds
  • Faces, I need to see the face of at least the bottom
  • Pulling out, just cum in the ass, fart out the cum later
  • Too tame, I prefer it rough and the bottom in pain
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Not enough amateur or first timer porn for me.

You can tell if it's a guy's first time or if he's a pro.

I want to see the look on an amateur's face the first time a cock cums in his mouth or the first time he takes a cock up his ass.

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- hate when they skip the first penetration part. Going directly from someone is about to take it up the ass to full on fucking, without showing the cock sliding in? Booo....

- Condoms....Unless we're talking sucking cum out of condoms 🙂

- Fake moaning...Please STFU, and let's just enjoy the sounds of flesh pounding against flesh

- Semi-hard guys trying to Top, not being able to get a full erection. Move over please, and make room for the next guy

- Dehydrated guys trying to squeeze cum out, that looks like expired toothpaste. Drink some water once in a while, ok?

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condoms or otherwise safe. also not into young buff and shaved

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Like most that posted before, I do not watch any porn with condom. 
I hate guys that pull out. 
I love porn with young participants. The younger the better. 

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When I see unattractive performers making money, and I have to sit here and watch it. When _______ just doesn't seem that special or can't do more than look with pup-dog eyes at their top, I have to wonder how they keep getting work and I don't.

Yeah, the grapes are sour. 

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Without a doubt the MOST annoying thing about porn is when they fake an orgasm and camera pulls up to the dude’s hole and that obviously fake cum stuff (whatever the hell it is) comes oozing out.  It’s so damn lame!

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I hate how the scene always ends the second the last guy cums.  I want to see the afterglow, and if the scene has what passes for a plot for that to be wrapped up in some way. 

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I agree with just about everything people have said, but didn’t see anyone say this: I cannot porn where they switch the camera angle every 5 seconds.  There’s a good angle, and then it’s gone again…or I want to see that guy’s face and because of the hyperactive bouncing back and forth you never really get a good look.  Although I do like them, I think Fraternity X, Sketchy Sex, and Slam Rush all suffer from this seizure-inducing style. 

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I don't think the technology exists yet, but I wish there was a way in porn to select a certain act (fucking or sucking) and only see the action of that type. Or be able to choose a particular "actor" and only see the action that involves them. That way any given movie could be different every time you see it.

Other porn peeves that occurred to me that I don't think anyone else has mentioned:

  • the flagrant misuse of terms:
    • "gang bang" movies that are more orgy than gang bang
    • "internal cumshots" that are really coming on the hole and then pushing it in
    • "bareback" movies that have condoms in them
    • naming a video after a star who is only in ONE scene
  • the invisible butler (which ties in with themes of discontinuity) who removes all the clothes that those fully clothed guys had on a second ago and now they're completely nude with no clothing in sight!
  • I hate when two tops are working one bottom at different ends and the camera cuts away from the fucking to show the sucking. Have you not heard of split screens to show both at the same time?
  • People of Color tend to have skin tones that absorb light. So when filming them, additional lighting may be needed lest the action be rendered in shadows.
  • Studios that focus on a single person who is in every scene whether he's the top or the bottom. NOBODY is that hot. It could work for a movie or two, but when the whole studio's output is based upon that theme, it's gets boring fast!
  • another item on the discontinuity theme is when the last top shot on, in or around the bottom's hole and when the next top goes to fuck the bottom, there is no cum in sight anywhere and there was no video of anyone licking the area clean!
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When it comes to porn well made amateur videos seem to be the sweet spot for me. You've got bad amateur porn which isn't worthy of posting online. Then you've got professional porn which feels fake and over the top.

- Full nudity. Nothing hotter than an ass framed with a pair of leather chaps. I have no interest in and never had sex without leather.

- Bad lighting. More specifically spaces that are flooded with too much light. In some professional porn videos they film in a sleazy dungeon or venue but ruin the mood because they have all the house lights on. I’m waiting for the day a cleaner enters the room and starts mopping the floor LOL. I love pipe/cigar sex and all too often they get the lighting wrong. Dark walls and strategically placed spotlights are key so I can see all those yummy thick plumes of smoke.

- Setting/scene. Even the best fucking action can be ruined when it appears like you're having sex in your mothers living room.

- Handheld cameras. I understand there might be times when you're balls deep in someone before you decide to film it but watching/hearing you fumble around with your phone while it constantly attempts to focus on whatever random piece flesh is filling the frame darting around trying to find a better angle doesn't do it for me. Get a cheap tripod or sit the camera down. It's also frustrating when there's a hot verbal exchange going on and you can't hear it clearly because the mic is covered muffling the sound.

- Staring at the camera/screen. I like watching myself get fucked which is why I have several mirrors. I'm sure many of you know the videos I’m referring to. When someone is getting fucked and instead of enjoying the sex it's clear 90% of their focus is trying to be a cinematographer.

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