Strangest Requests When Hooking Up

[partying.hard]

I’m pretty high on the kink spectrum, so there aren’t many things that would shock me. I did turn down hooking up with two guys. One wanted me to display his cock head. And a couple of months later I met a guy who seriously was into snuff. I never followed through with either of them.

there was a guy in San Francisco and I followed through on his request. When I got to his home, I went into the alley and he watched from his bedroom window as I stripped and stuffed a banana up my ass. I then walked to his front door and into the stairwell. I bent over as he ate the banana out of my ass. We then went upstairs to play more. 

[NWUSHorny]

15 minutes ago, partying.hard said:

I’m pretty high on the kink spectrum, so there aren’t many things that would shock me. I did turn down hooking up with two guys. One wanted me to display his cock head. And a couple of months later I met a guy who seriously was into snuff. I never followed through with either of them.

there was a guy in San Francisco and I followed through on his request. When I got to his home, I went into the alley and he watched from his bedroom window as I stripped and stuffed a banana up my ass. I then walked to his front door and into the stairwell. I bent over as he ate the banana out of my ass. We then went upstairs to play more. 

Just one question. How does the  mushed banana and spit mixture perform as lube?

[Sfmike64]

2 hours ago, partying.hard said:

 One wanted me to display his cock head.

 

I'm confused. What did he want you to do?

[Warmnsalty]

I've never had a strange request - someone mentioned WS as a strange request. First time a guy asked to piss on me I was curious and knew some guys were into it so didn't consider it strange just a kink. I tried it and liked it, I'm a cum slut love facials and swallowing so adding some ws fun to a hook up is a turn on as well.  Recently hooked up with a married guy on sniffies, went to his place to suck him off. His request was I could only lick his cock and balls, if I wanted to put my mouth on him he wanted to use a condom - that was strange to me. No I'm not sucking a condom so I licked his cock and balls... worked on him for about 10 min --- he gave me one of the best facials I've had, huge thick load all over my face. Drove back to my place with his jizz hanging from my chin and drying on my face. It was amazing. 

[phillygwm]

On 7/26/2023 at 11:20 PM, HoneyBuns1980 said:

Other than “can I see your dick?” I can’t think of anything else more weird than that to ask a total bottom. 

I could never understand this either but for the opposite reason.  I'm a non-vers top; I don't get fucked.  I can even be dominant if the situation calls for it.  But I like playing with my bottom's cock, maybe even sucking/swallowing.  

I used to hook up with this tiny Latino guy, really small (like 5'4" and, shall we say, proportionate.)  But I loved playing with it while I fucked him.  He told me that anything that might give him pleasure was off limits so no touching.  I was even willing to limit it to stuff that wouldn't get him hard/torture him, like twisting his excess foreskin, playing with his (sensitive) head or whatever.  No dice.  What he apparently failed to realize was that I wanted to play with him because I enjoyed it, not (primarily) that he would.  Certainly, if the bottom wants to get off, I'm more than happy to help but some guys obviously don't, so I was fine making it all about me. 

I will say, the best submission for me is when the bottom cums before I ever slide it in, especially if he's "game over" at that point.  Then his sole purpose is to be my toy and I won't inadvertently please him.  I've only done it a couple times (I wrote about the first here) and I find it insanely hot.

[partying.hard]

On 12/14/2024 at 4:15 PM, Sfmike64 said:

I'm confused. What did he want you to do?

Sorry.  Autocorrect.  Splay his cock head.  Penile head bisection.  😵‍💫

[Bwccummer]

I find kinky as whatever float boat.

I think of one that seemed too fixed on a fetish or kink.

However wish one upfront about underwear fetish. Find frustrating in seems person nearby. Seemed everything was align to a hookup. That was until he wanted me to wear underwear.  I guess could have worn but not see as if fuck that take off.

I get if one have a kink in wear a piece of clothing. However, I would think possibly miss a good fuck if too hung up on underwear, outfit or what desire may be. 

I think if ran into someone again make requests likely decline for in my view could be too fixated on something, or need to be upfront on so not think can't meet because not wear a jock, underwear, socks, or whatever fixation is. As think about4 depending on individual person desires that if one or other side host that in safety to have a regular normal fuck. Thinking if not visited place previously or interacted with individual that be thinking for safety reasons postponing until repeat know how go.

I guess maybe work into, as think maybe first time meet fuck, if meet again mentions what like to see one wear. I may be more often to say wear underwear if previously fucked as a repeat have a better idea what to expect. 

 

[ellentonboy]

A guy wearing a diaper under his "shit and tie" work attire was among the most horrific.  I laughed and he walked out my door.

The other one that really gets me is the "sweaty sock" scenario.  The guy is cute, at least in the photos, but he wants me to wear sweaty socks for like three days before he'll have sex.  Forget that, I am too hygienic and I don't want "athlete's foot".  Then he tells me he can't host, he wants to pick me up, take me to a motel and have me wearing the socks along with sneakers.   This request started over the warmer months (which is mostly the entire year where I live in Florida) and I finally told him no.

"But I have a huge cock" is what he last stated to me.  I had to block him, it just was not worth it.

[NWUSHorny]

Just curious, how many of these kinks actually involved fucking? I've tried to hookup with way too many guys that the kink was the entire point, rather using the kink to enhance the fuck. Generally speaking I don't even bother if the 1st thing they want to talk about is the kink when discussing what they like sexually.

[ellentonboy]

15 minutes ago, NWUSHorny said:

Just curious, how many of these kinks actually involved fucking? I've tried to hookup with way too many guys that the kink was the entire point, rather using the kink to enhance the fuck. Generally speaking I don't even bother if the 1st thing they want to talk about is the kink when discussing what they like sexually.

Agree!  If they talk about all these different fetishes, but they don't talk about fucking or sucking, I am out of there.  You can usually get a sense of their interests within the first few minutes of chatting with them or messages you receive.

I have passed on some encounters with some very handsome guys because it wasn't really about sucking or fucking but some obscure fetish.    As of late I have noticed a number of men wanting guys to wear female lingerie.  I know this is nothing new but it just seems to become more main stream in recent years.  If you want me to wear women's clothes then go fuck a woman, that's my response.

I am just a guy who likes guys.  Sure, leather and harnesses, jockstraps, arm bands, that works for me.  But there is no way in God's green earth am I going to put on panty hose cause it gets some guy hard.  Sorry, move along, just move along.

[NWUSHorny]

2 hours ago, ellentonboy said:

Sure, leather and harnesses, jockstraps, arm bands, that works for me.

I used to love fucking with men who were wearing chaps, before moving to the PNW. Here any wearing any type of gear seems to be bright red flashing indicator that they don't engage in any kind of penetrative sex, so I had to learn to stop approaching them.

[Labtmguy]

Had a top friend who thought he was straight, every time we played he had a wig, panties, blouse, and skirt for me to wear. Usually I get bend over and let me fuck you, not dress up first.  

[hntnhole]

23 hours ago, NWUSHorny said:

how many of these kinks actually involved fucking?

It's truly a sad day in the fuckjoint when the "kinks" begin to overtake the raison d'etre the joint is there for in the first place ... 

Fucking is the irreplaceable component in any fuckjoint ..... the kinks are subservient to the raw Cocks breeding the Holes.  

[topblkmale]

 

I fear I will hook-up with one of those My Little Pony boys.

 

[KylerIsTrash]

Reading these it sounds like a lot are just setting conditions so they have an excuse to flake and they’re “not at fault” since you couldn’t accommodate. 

I’ve been hit with the load count demands quite often. As y’all should kno by know I like getting cummy. Except for #1, the numbers don’t really matter much.

While I hate sticking my dick in dry vanilla holes, I sorta understand guys who want to be #1. Usually scared of STIs. It’s boring but I try to accommodate. Sometimes if I got several competing for #1 I’ll just lie and say each guy is the first. Most can’t tell the difference until I’m 5 or so loads deep and the cum starts covering their cocks and leaking out my hole. 

I appreciate when guys are like “I wanna find you at the end of the night” instead of “let me know when you get at least 10 loads”.