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So, here's something that's fucking with my brain:
The more I see DeviantOtter, the more he starts to look like the Logan Paul of porn, to me.
That's not the mind-fuck-ey part.
Yet, as much as I genuinely loathe Logan Paul and everything about him, for some reason in DeviantOtter's case it's.... like.... reeeeeeeally working for me! I mean, aside from the fact that he's hot, I actually really like DeviantOtter. I think we could hang out. I'd grab a beer with that dude.
And once again, the world is a scary and confusing place.
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Just had this conversation with a friend. Mind you, no one has cum in my ass for about a week...
Me: "Aside from that, been having any fun lately?"
Friend: "Wednesday night through Monday morning was... 3 way, night off, 3 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way"
Me: "Oh, go to hell"
Friend: "2 returns, 1 frequent flyer"
Me: "TO HELL, I SAID!"
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I'm sorry, but some of the newer, younger porn stars look SO young that it makes me WICKED uncomfortable to watch anything that they are in - which is not fair, because their co-star is often FUCKING DADDY-HOT!
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Living with other people, my husband and I often get a motel room for a night or two when we want to bet the disgusting sex-pigs that we are.
The hope: 'Yeah. Uh huh? Great. Listen, Can I call you back at another time? I've got like, seven dicks in me right now."
Today's reality: "Are you kidding me? I would love to hear more about your surgery! Hang on one second though, I just need to pause 'Ghost Whisperer'"
Seriously, I am bored out of my fucking mind and pretty much hate everyone on every fuckbuddy app right now.