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Everything posted by RhodyCumhole
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So, here's something that's fucking with my brain:
The more I see DeviantOtter, the more he starts to look like the Logan Paul of porn, to me.
That's not the mind-fuck-ey part.
Yet, as much as I genuinely loathe Logan Paul and everything about him, for some reason in DeviantOtter's case it's.... like.... reeeeeeeally working for me! I mean, aside from the fact that he's hot, I actually really like DeviantOtter. I think we could hang out. I'd grab a beer with that dude.
And once again, the world is a scary and confusing place.
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Just had this conversation with a friend. Mind you, no one has cum in my ass for about a week...
Me: "Aside from that, been having any fun lately?"
Friend: "Wednesday night through Monday morning was... 3 way, night off, 3 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way, 1 way"
Me: "Oh, go to hell"
Friend: "2 returns, 1 frequent flyer"
Me: "TO HELL, I SAID!"
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I'm sorry, but some of the newer, younger porn stars look SO young that it makes me WICKED uncomfortable to watch anything that they are in - which is not fair, because their co-star is often FUCKING DADDY-HOT!
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Living with other people, my husband and I often get a motel room for a night or two when we want to bet the disgusting sex-pigs that we are.
The hope: 'Yeah. Uh huh? Great. Listen, Can I call you back at another time? I've got like, seven dicks in me right now."
Today's reality: "Are you kidding me? I would love to hear more about your surgery! Hang on one second though, I just need to pause 'Ghost Whisperer'"
Seriously, I am bored out of my fucking mind and pretty much hate everyone on every fuckbuddy app right now.
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Just met this real shy guy who contacted me on Scruff. Holy shit, what a total fuck-pig once you get his clothes off! What they say about the quiet ones is true, and I have two MASSIVE loads of his cum still dripping from my hole to prove it. Just need some raw cock to slide in and put that cum-lube to good use...
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Yesterday:
"I want to breed your ass"
I'm in. Where?"
"Hotel address and room number"
"I can be there in 15 minutes"
"See you then"
and guess what. 15 minutes later I walked into that guy's hotel room and got dick in my ass.
It really can be that fucking easy. What the fuck is wrong with so many of you people?
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I think thats hot..makes me wanna get a hotel room
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Did you? please say yes, and then tell me all about it.
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yes...I just wanna get a room somewhere, well sleazy would my choice, then just get the word that I'm a total bottom and wants to get used. Looking for any and all loads. Just cum over use this hole however you desire, then once done leave. Or give me another load. Make it a party. That's what I want
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When tracking your year-to-date number of loads taken, do loads from your husband count? I'm pretty happy with my number either way, but I'm curious to know what other people think about this.
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Sometimes I just do not understand guys in video chatrooms. My opening line to this guy was "WOOF! I'd gladly plan my next trip to New York around daily breeding from you, bud."
If someone said that to me (well, first, I would politely clarify that I am a bottom, but then...) I would know I was talking to someone with whom I was about to have a lot more fun. The conversation would only devolve from there into an absolute pigfest.
My guy, though? Gets this disgusted look on his face and leave the chatroom. Fuck you, dude.