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  1. I felt SO slutty... sitting on a bed in a motel room, stripped, looking at 2 guys, trying to decide which dick to suck first.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn
    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. Sucked off a fat old troll there. In the hallway.

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      haha ~~~lucky him~ lucky you!

  2. I love BBC.

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    2. caphillboy

      caphillboy

      I've got some BBC for you if you cum to Chicago again

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Love making a pig of myself on BBC in Steamworks

  3. "Mr. B-----d, you can't keep getting gonorrhea in your throat. We'd like you to talk to a counselor again."

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    2. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      Fuck yes!!  Would love to shove my cock up your hole and down your throat!!

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      So, appt. made for the counselor... about my "inappropriate, self-destructive, addictive behavior."

    4. dickluva

      dickluva

      Fuckin' Oink~! "My shrink says I'm self-Destructive. What do I do about it?" Neely O'Hara. Valley Of The Dolls.

  4. My craigslist ad says I'll do anybody. For some reason, every troll in town has decided to take me up on it this weekend. [EG]

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      @Fistulike666

      Thank you, SIR! Well, at least I'd like to think that terrible slut  was meant as a compliment...;)

      Personally, I'd rather see myself as a good slut...

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      Though I gotta admit that when faced with a fat, dripping daddydick,  even the best good boy can get terribly slutty at times...:grin:

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    3. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Nothing wrong with that, of course...

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      Even better when that fat, dripping daddydick happens to belong to a an AIDS troll...:drool:

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'll settle for 'good slut' ... but I don't really care ... I just love a SLUT

  5. So when my boss and my secretary ask, "What'd you do this weekend?" should I tell the truth? [EG]

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    2. mjkuhl

      mjkuhl

      I'd like to join you on an expedition.

    3. CA-master

      CA-master

      What do you do as work during the day when you are in tie and suit? 

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Marketing for a medical group.

  6. minimum wage clerk at dirty bookstore told me TO MY FACE she & her coworkers refer to me as 'the pig' & 'the cumdump'

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      love that all her coworkers call me that like it's my 'code name'

    3. bols59

      bols59

      Well, the only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about. lol

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      imagined conversation 'girl, the pig's back tonight' 'for real? janitor caught him last night gettin his booty banged in the bathroom'

  7. Who stops at the adult bookstore (and does all the trolls) on the way home from a craigslist hookup? LOL. This ho.

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    2. DudeLiquor

      DudeLiquor

      the more throat and man cunt I get the more I want and need--never enough

    3. DudeLiquor

      DudeLiquor

      the more throat and man cunt I get the more I want and need--never enough

  8. "I heard you was a real cumdump," a guy said. "But damn, your pussy's loose! It was like stickin my dingus in the Grand Canyon and wavin it around. You need to tighten that shit up, bro. Seriously."

  9. Serviced 11 men this weekend. All anonymous. All unsafe. What's wrong w/me? w/my brain?

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Ther is nothing wrong with you or your brain. You do, what a good cumslut has to do. I do it the same way. I am totally insatiable.

    3. BlackCockSlave

      BlackCockSlave

      You guys are my ALL my heroes

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I fucking loved it ... and wanted more! I'm insatiable - mouth & asshole.

  10. I sucked a warty dick. Should I worry?

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    2. ChargedLoadLover

      ChargedLoadLover

      I sucked and got my ass pounded by a warty dick recently. My need for cum trumped any health concerns, So far no problems. I would't worry.

    3. Nespierce

      Nespierce

      Ha! I've read your profile, you know you're a happy little slut!

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      And I've fuckin had it ALL in the last 15 yrs. or so!

  11. So some female porn star gave 249 blowjobs in 14 hours in 2006 for a world's record. [EG] I would fuckin love to break that record.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      And another 250 up my ass. 😉 And when that starts to "overflow," as it will, scrape it out of my asshole with a spoon and feed it to me. (You're right about me being a dirty PIG, sir.)

    3. ScorpionFF

      ScorpionFF

      And another 250 inside your ass on top of the 250 already received. Not only am I correct on you being a dirty PIG, boy, it is also very clear to me what a complete and utter hungry any load whatsoever cum-dump you are. 

      *Fetches tablespoon to feed @RandyCubby😁

      Happy new year, PIG 🐽

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I've never had enough cocks/cum in either of my orifices. Happy new year, sir!

  12. Does this cum in my beard make me look like a slut? (Be honest.)

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Oh yes. And it looks great.

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      yes it does and you are!

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Thanks for the rep Randy ... now, one for one in the hole ... or maybe more ... 

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      Wow .. and again.jpg

      Another satisfied friend.jpg

  13. Backing up on gloryholes is the sluttiest thing I can think of.

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    2. bottomguysea

      bottomguysea

      Fuck yeah! Especially when another whore as already been there and you feel the old cold spunk against your ass checks when you saddle up.

    3. rednyellow

      rednyellow

      Definitely one of my favorite ways to get fucked, love backing my asshole onto a fat cock sticking thru a glory hole and getting bred, feeling it go limp in my hole, stepping out of the booth and wondering just which guys cum in in me

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Love stepping in cum puddles in a bathhouse in my bare feet.

  14. *Buttgasm* is my word for an orgasm with a dick (or buttplug) up my butt. I love buttgasms.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Oh, I beat my meat, twist my tits while getting my anus stretched and pounded. Riding cowgirl allows you to do that. (It also allows you to suck another dick or two while you're riding!) Someone told me it was the "sluttiest-looking" position. LOL. Guess that's why I like it. I used to hear stories of slutty girls in high school and I was SO jealous. I surpassed those bitches long ago.

    3. chubbybear

      chubbybear

      Buttgasms are the best! Especially if the cock in my ass is shooting a hot load inside me!

    4. RandyCubby
  15. I'd rather suck dicks than eat Thanksgiving dinner.

  16. I'm not trying to catch anything. But I deserve whatever I catch.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I've had gono in my butthole several x.

    3. 12340

      12340

      but diseases are the mark of a true slut

    4. RandyCubby
  17. STDs are the mark of a slut.

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    2. slavejoe94
    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      eyelashes, stache, beard, armpits, tits, happy trail, buttcrack...

    4. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Love to see them crabs all up n over ya man face 

  18. Wonder what I got for Christmas? Crabs? Gono? Herpes? Warts?

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Biggest dick ever? 10.5 (and FAT, and white!)

    3. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      Fuck man, I would LOVE to play with you...fuck you & have you clean off my cock. Have enough cum up your hole that all the guys that fuck you one weekend did not need lube - there was more than enough cum lube up there already. Would love to suck 25 (or more) loads outta your hole & feed it to you - swap it back & forth!!!

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I LOVE doing ass-to-mouth ... AND oral and anal creampie ... w/an audience. Nothing lower.

  19. I ♥ gloryholes.

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    2. pjaco

      pjaco

      also here! Love to get fucked through a glory hole.

    3. ctdanburyguy

      ctdanburyguy

      Gloryholes are the best! Nothing like sucking an anon cock

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Love anonymous, love getting fucked thru gloryholes.

  20. Made a pig of myself at TWO bookstores.

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    2. SweatyKum

      SweatyKum

      I did just the same exact thing Tuesday night in Atlanta, RandyCubby. Love to see you take loads, giftgiveretx.

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      4 the other night. (my all-time record's >25) going back to bookstore tonight

  21. Funny how if people see you blowing a fat old black guy out in the hallway of a dirty bookstore, they all think they can use you next. (EG)

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    2. TTFN

      TTFN

      If it were me they could.

    3. SweatyKum

      SweatyKum

      its a great way to get more loads.. a load is a load!

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Cruisin the bookstore w/cum in my beard makes it pretty clear what I am, too, doesn't it?

  22. Cruisin the dirty bookstore w/cum in my beard makes it clear what I am, doesn't it?

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    2. ronetbus

      ronetbus

      I like to let the first load shoot onto my shirt so guys can see it when I'm walking around

    3. constructionguy

      constructionguy

      i want to seed you, Randy while youre sucking down another dudes cum

    4. RandyCubby
  23. Spent 7 hrs at the gloryholes. On a weeknight. I am a pig.

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Gloryholes in UK are now almost a thing of the past.  Most public toilets in towns are now made out of panels of aluminium sheet, with lighting so bright it can probably be seen from the moon. No atmosphere, no smell, no sound of dripping water, no dark corners, no chance of removing the lightbulbs ... no nothing! I used to love the edginess of these places, the excitement, knowing a few guys would already be busy inside and the constant stream of guys popping by for a quickie

    3. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      That is incredible. You are not only a pig, you are a pig with stamina (and who knows what else!)

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Shame you're not closer as you could always try me out PissPig!

  24. Here's a tip: Ugly guys are hornier! So go for the ugliest guys. They're easy. And fun!

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    2. RotzBBengel

      RotzBBengel

      Don't know why guys always judge other people based  on their outward appearances...

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      It's what's inside that counts - like inside his pants...:grin:

       

      Same is true for age. Most young boys will only go for guys their own age. They've got no idea what they're missing out on... ;)

      I've never been an ageist. Sucked off a hot 'n' hairy sixtysomething daddy when I was in my early teens - beautiful uncut schlong and heavy, furry lowhangers...to this day the tastiest dick of my whole life...:drool:

    3. pozguyseeker

      pozguyseeker

      who is that in the pic, so hot

  25. All I think about is sex. Sex with men.

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    2. backpackguy

      backpackguy

      Can't get enough cock and sperm!!!! Been fucked twice this morning by my guy's big bone and starving 4 more!!!!! Load me up!!!!!!!!!

    3. TxTightHole

      TxTightHole

      I bet a lot of men think about sex with you. Trust me on this one.

    4. RandyCubby
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