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  1. It's like there's this itch way up my butthole that only a big fat dick can scratch.

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    2. tradiemason

      tradiemason

      No matter how many cocks n loads it takes me cum n piss hungry hole still itches too (_0_)

    3. RandyCubby
    4. DudeLiquor

      DudeLiquor

      hey, if it'a really deep dowm itch, I can scratch it for you

  2. Mindless animal sex is the goal. Clothes, inhibitions, morals, self-control - all just get in the way.

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    2. Hotjjboi

      Hotjjboi

      Best if the dick and ass are doing the thinking. Wild uninhibited natural bareback animal breeding like nature in nature preferably.

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Love reducing myself to a farm animal. With an audience.

    4. Hotjjboi

      Hotjjboi

      Love group exhibitionist animalistic breeding

  3. Imagine a Fleshlight left in a dirty bookstore booth for every guy to use... w/out being cleaned between uses. Imagine it after a few 1000 guys. [EG] Well, that would be... ME.

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    2. easyhole

      easyhole

      be like sandpaper

    3. FilThFiendFtM

      FilThFiendFtM

      You are a goddamn inspiration. :lol:

    4. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      tasty to the tongue.................

  4. Lock my office door, ease my pants down, my shirt up... pinching my tits, beating my meat... like I wanna be caught. FIRED. Wouldn't that be HOT?

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    2. foxboy25

      foxboy25

      mmmmmmmmmmm even better if your boss caught you and made you bend over the desk

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      I get off on humiliation and suffering the consequences of being a slut.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      You ever gotten fucked at work?

  5. Did 4 dicks. Switching bookstores. Want more.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Got a couple more. ;-)

    3. cumluver

      cumluver

      Right on! Been getting a few or more everyday since the 1st....

    4. RandyCubby
  6. That Awkward Moment When... I go to introduce one fuck buddy to another... so they both can fuck me... and... I don't know their names. Did I forget? Did I never ask? (One calls me... Mama Loosehole. The other thinks this is funny... and promises to tell ALL my friends. Mama Loosehole. Yeah. Awkward.)

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    2. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      Has the news of your nickname spread yet? Thanks for the rep BTW.  xx:*xx

    3. phukhole

      phukhole

      LOL. I have been in that situation before. I said "do you two know each other?" And faked a cough and turned my head to listen as they introduced themselves... ?

    4. Fistulike666

      Fistulike666

      I'm terrible at remembering names but give me a hole to work on with my hands and I remember it instantly ... every twist and turn

  7. My new year's resolution is to BE AN EVEN BIGGER SLUT.

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    2. paskin

      paskin

      Good boy! You're such a cunt. An inspiration to cum whores and cock lovers everywhere. I wish you a super slutty 2017 and may all your depraved dreams come true.

    3. 1ohio

      1ohio

      hot,  that's a fucking good resolution.  get that number higher and fill yourself with more bugs

       

       

       

       

       

       

       

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      a cunt... a whore... super slutty... depraved... filled with bugs... is that how you all see me?

  8. I've given over 10 anonymous blowjobs since I got off work Fri

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    2. PoliceManuel

      PoliceManuel

      Randy you are my HERO!!!:wub:

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Wish you'd been one of them, Manuel ;-)

    4. PoliceManuel

      PoliceManuel

      I would love to be often one of them, and watching you sucking and taking cocks around.

      Yoi are wonder for pigs like me. :wub:

  9. 13 dongs in my mouth since 5 pm Fri. that's unlucky, right? as in... wonder what I'm gonna catch from so many dirty dicks?

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Did I mention these guys were trolls? and crackheads?

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      I think, you are very lucky. Never resfuse a load!

    4. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Well don't stop! Go get thirteen more. Twenty six is not an unlucky number of trolls and crackheads.

  10. I12:27 PMt's a cliché, I know, but ... I love to get fucked on a pool table.

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    2. phukhole

      phukhole

      Me too!  Been bred on many over the years... sometimes I end up with a pool ball in me at the end of the night. #holekeepsgettinghungrier

    3. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      Well, I got the experience years ago. I got fucked on a pool table by several guys. I loved it and would do it again and again.

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      The comments from the crowd were the best.

  11. Ask me what I've caught from being a slut.

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    2. 12340

      12340

      WOOF! Tell us what you've caught;-) Love it when a true slut brags about the diseased loads he's taken.

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Gonorrhea. IN MY THROAT. Repeatedly. My record's 4 x in 2.5 yrs.

  12. Once, driving thru park, saw guy on bike. He grabbed his crotch. I pulled over, parked, headed into woods. He followed. He fucked me as I held on to a tree.

  13. Been a bad boy today ... in 3 different adult bookstores.

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    2. Kevin

      Kevin

      What's so bad about that? :P

    3. NLbear

      NLbear

      That's not being a bad boy bt a good boy!

    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      A good boy ... to about 8 guys.

  14. I love a big FAT buttplug. I may wear one to work, and squirm in my chair all day.

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    2. averageslut48

      averageslut48

      I wear mine often and love it.

    3. Styrodur

      Styrodur

      I sometimes wear mine at the gym. I can tell you that on these days I could stay on the rowing machine forever! 

    4. Big4mus

      Big4mus

      Plug up ya warts covered hole . Keep that Gono drip in for when u back up to the GH

  15. Took the day off. Spent it at the gloryholes.

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    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Got fucked a couple of x, gave 5 BJs on top of that.

  16. Even at $20 a pop, I'm pissin away my paycheck to get fucked by grinnin, toothless retards my dealer sets me up with. I've taken 2 crackheads already; I've got 2 more lined up for later! That's $80 just for Sat! No rubbers, of course. (Plus, my dealer told em to feel free to smack me around. Show me who's boss. "Leave marks." One of em REALLY got off on it. Scared me. But I've already texted him, asking him back tomorrow. Hey, he's got a big dick!) I'm wondering... who's the real retard here?

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    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      LOL  You are my kind of pig!

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      Today, I'm everybody's kind of pig! I am fuckin my brains out, and I am not done yet. No. 4 just left, and I'm headed to a craigslist hook-up! Some black guy says he wants to fuck a fat white boy. That will be my 5th unsafe fuck in 24 hrs.

    4. Niagarapig

      Niagarapig

      I would love to get my tongue up that used hole to suck out the poz loads & feed them back to you...then leave my own in your pig hole, of course!

  17. wanna ride?

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    2. viking8x6

      viking8x6

      Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.

    3. viking8x6

      viking8x6

      Oh hell yeah, you always get me hard! Would love to flip with you if our paths ever cross.

    4. RawUK

      RawUK

      Would love to eat out your loaded ass

  18. I love to be degraded: Pearl necklaces, bukkake, ATM, DP, getting smacked around...

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    2. PleaseDelete

      PleaseDelete

      You and I need to make a cumdump video together with 10 tops.

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. NLbear, you're just figuring this out? You knew I backed up on gloryholes, right?

    4. dltedaccount

      dltedaccount

      fuckin hot man get me into that cum dump sesh

  19. How can I go lower? sleazier?

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    2. upptheebutt69

      upptheebutt69

      ^and try doing it at a truck stop glory hole

    3. badboy69er
    4. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      My mouth and my butthole have been pressed up to every gloryhole in every dirty bookstore in town multiple x. Once had a bitch who worked in a public clinic say to me, "The ho don't even know her baby daddies?"

  20. Got fucked thru gloryhole last night. Twice. Farted cum in my pants on the drive home.

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    2. PissPigBrooklyn

      PissPigBrooklyn

      Would love to clean your pants (and hole)

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      "I just lost the baby."

  21. In a sling last night at a party. Damn, I needed that.

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    2. bols59

      bols59

      Don't be a tease! Tell us everything!!! ;`]

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      5 up my ass, another 3 in gloryhole maze, so ... my ass wins.

    4. NLbear
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    2. NLbear

      NLbear

      How many loads did you get?

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      So far this weekend, 11, counting both my holes.

    4. cumluver

      cumluver

      That's hot dude! only 7 so far for me.

  22. mouth-watering photo ; )

    1. bearjw

      bearjw

      you should suck it...

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      fuck, I'd love to! I'm a good cocksucker

    3. bearjw

      bearjw

      well awesome!

  23. Found myself at bar w/3 black guys buying me shots. Got drunk, left w/them. They said everyone knew what a slut I am.

    1. NLbear

      NLbear

      Damn...you ARE a slut! Love it...

    2. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      LOL. That's what they kept saying when they got me home. "Damn, you ARE a slut!"

    3. AlwaysOpen

      AlwaysOpen

      Yes, you ARE!!! Now, umm, just out of curiosity, what was the name of this bar, and where is it ?? ( Just, ahem, so I don't stumble into such a place by MISTAKE)

  24. New Goal: to get felched thru curly straws

    1. Sarif98

      Sarif98

      HAhahahahahaha

    2. bigbear4loads

      bigbear4loads

      you get the cum i'll provide the straw lololol...................

    3. RandyCubby

      RandyCubby

      needless to say, the curly end up my twat

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