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RandyCubby

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  1. Bukkake. Till my own mom wouldn't recognize me. [EG]
  2. Perfect, then. That'd be... 2.5 abortions a year! [EG] "Father unknown."
  3. I'd be in the abortion clinic every 8 months. 😉 Then start over again.
  4. I love the idea of being knocked up (without knowing who the daddy was). I'd be even hornier than usual, and my nipples would be even more sensitive. LOL.
  5. too late for me. (and I'm such a slut, I have no clue who pozzed me or when. could have been anybody of 100s)
  6. I've been told I'm a natural. (I think the actual words were, "This is what you were MADE for.") But then I've practiced, practiced, practiced.
  7. Once a year, though I think my "record" was 5 x in 20 months.
  8. Love cum all over my face, but not in my eyes. Weird how it hurts your eyes but not your butt / pussy.
  9. 'No, I haven't been with anyone else today," when in reality I've blown 3 dudes already.
  10. I learned "Tira mis tetas!" and "Soy una puta!" for use with landscape crews who come into the XXX bookstore. [EG]
  11. I've got a Western wear fetish, so cowboy boots (and nothin else) when I'm riding a dick cowgirl style. [EG] Tan construction boots and military surplus army boots are good.
  12. Starting cruising the park (restrooms, woods) in my teens, but I was 18 when I sucked my first black cock in an adult bookstore. Now I "specialize" in it.
  13. Agreed. I'm a bottom slut cause IT FEELS GOOD.
  14. Hammer handle, mop handle, banana... buttplugs, of course... I sound like a pretty basic bitch compared to some of the answers on here! 😉 (Oh, and I've cored and fucked grapefruits, too, as a experimental teenager.)
  15. Once, visiting a bathhouse in Chicago, there was a plexiglass wall with a gloryhole. From the gloryhole to the concrete floor, the plexiglass was gray and crusty with dried cum. I sucked off a hot DILF, then... a fat old Jabba the Hutt guy with a little fat cock. No one else would blow him, so he was really horny! He exploded in my mouth / all over my face, and I was licking cum off the crusty plexiglass wall and off the floor.
  16. Yes. I get off on it.
  17. cowgirl! I'm a natural cowgirl. [EG] someone told me once that cowgirl was THE sluttiest-looking position. I love that I can beat my meat/tweak my nipples... and stuff a dick or 2 in my mouth
  18. I like to get fucked thru gloryholes, which is kinda the same thing. No clue who's fucking me. Leave my buttstink on multiple gloryholes. [EG]
  19. I remember my first anal orgasm. (I call them buttgasms, btw.) I was riding cowgirl and playing with my tits. It was SO intense the dude I was sitting on asked me if I was OK! LOL.
  20. I've had sex with another guy when we both hated each other. We called a truce, cause we both just wanted sex.
  21. LOL. Same here. I'm hairy, and crabs love me. I get crabs in my beard, stache... crabs in my buttcrack... crabs in my fuckin armpits...
  22. Been there, done that. [EG] You sound like as big a whore as me.
  23. "Fill her up." Love it when a group of guys is using my orifices and referring to me as "her" and "she."
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